GUIDE PRICE: $18,000,000 +

Why Settle for a typical Private Jet When You Can Own a Beast: Global XRS Bombardier up for Grabs!

(Disclaimer: This listing is adrenaline-fueled, not for the faint-hearted and it won’t be available for long so don’t try on your laurels.)

Alright, you nutters! Gather ’round because today, I’m about to drop a bomb that will make you scream, “Holy mother of aviation!” We’ve got something massive up for sale, and it’s no ordinary jalopy. We’re talking about the pre-owned, 2010 Global XRS Bombardier private jet, engineered to take you to heights only the privileged few can reach.

Now, let’s get a few things straight! You know how they say that “size doesn’t matter”? Well, let’s put that cliche to bed because this beauty packs an unstoppable punch. We’re talking about engines on Rolls Royce Corporate Care, ladies and gents! These powerhouses will unleash a brutal force that’ll make your heart race faster than a cheetah on espresso.

If you’re tired of flying with the hoi polloi, cramped up in cattle class, then it’s high time you joined the ranks of the flyin’ fat cats, my friends! With the Global XRS Bombardier, you’ll experience luxury the way it was intended – in the sky, baby! No more wriggling in those uncomfortable economy seats while someone spills lukewarm coffee on your precious crotch. This jet is your golden ticket to ultimate opulence and unabashed extravagance.

Now, imagine sliding into the cockpit of this mighty machine, walls lined with sleek leather upholstery, a cockpit that’s practically begging you to flex your aviation muscles! You’ll feel like Maverick himself, ready to paint the skies with your own sonic boom. Shattering sound barriers? Child’s play.

But wait, there’s more! This jet comes with its own little black book of bragging rights. Picture yourself strutting into the swankiest airports, stepping out onto the tarmac, and watching as the common folk gaze at you in awe and envy. You’ll become a legend – a boss of the skies!

Once you’ve sold your soul (and a couple of beloved possessions) to make this dream a reality, the world opens up before you like a freshly paved runway. Business trips, vacations, hitting up hotspots, you name it, and this magnificent beast will get you there with effortless grace and unrivaled speed.

What happens to the haters who aren’t worthy of your airborne grandeur? They’ll be left behind, watching you take off into the sunset, a mere speck in your rearview mirror. But hey, let’s show some compassion here; maybe they’ll settle for that economy-class nonsense.

So, my dear high-flyers, let’s get real for a moment. This is your golden opportunity to own a piece of history, to soar above mere mortals and embrace the jet-setting lifestyle you’ve always deserved. Pre-owned or not, the Global XRS Bombardier will change your life.

But don’t hesitate, my kindred souls; this majestic creature won’t be available for long. You snooze, you lose, amigos! So take a deep breath, summon your courage, and grab the opportunity to make all your aviation dreams come true.

Fly high, live large, and leave everyone else in a cloud of envy!

Disclaimer: Slay Billionaire concierge takes no responsibility for any impulse buys or reckless financial decisions made after reading this listing. Fly responsibly and make sure you can afford it, you wild bunch!

DEETS

Year:
2010
Location:
Germany
Manufacturer:
Bombardier
Serial Number:
9333
Registration No:
D-ACCF
Total Time:
3346 hrs

Perfect for Starlink Internet Upgrade
Engines on Rolls Royce Corporate Care
Airframe enrolled on SmartParts Plus
APU on MSP Program
Seating for up to 13 Passengers
2018 Interior and Exterior refurbishment
ADS-B Out & FANS 1A Installed

GUIDE PRICE: $18,000,000 +
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping

Finders/concierge fee
3% of final property price paid within three working days of successful conclusion to any Slay Network nominated account.

Slay Concierge Purchase note

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