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Who is Samira Mustafaeva
By That Slaylebrity Life## SHE’S NUKE-CODE BEAUTY MEETS SIBERIAN DISCIPLINE: SAMIRA MUSTAFAEVA IS DESTROYING THE INFLUENCER MATRIX (AND WEAK MEN CAN’T HANDLE IT)…
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Elon Musk is antisocial that’s why he’s the richest man in the world and you’re not
By That Slaylebrity Life## **ELON MUSK’S ANTISOCIAL SUPERPOWER: WHY YOUR “PEOPLE SKILLS” KEEP YOU POOR** ***(HE DELETED YOUR BRUNCH INVITE — NOW HE…
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Kylie Jenners new plastic surgery definitely worked
By That Slaylebrity Life## **KYLIE JENNER’S SURGERY SECRET: HOW THE KARDASHIANS WEAPONIZED PLASTIC TO WIN THE HUMAN RACE** ***(SHE BOUGHT A NEW FACE…
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RIP MICHAEL MADSEN
By That Slaylebrity Life## DEATH JUST SLAPPED THE 1% ACROSS THE FACE: YOUR BILLIONS MEAN NOTHING IN THE END, PEASANTS. **WAKE THE HELL…
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Anyone complaining about The Jeff Bezos billionaire wedding is deeply sinfully jealous
By That Slaylebrity Life## YOUR RAGE OVER BEZOS’ WEDDING IS PATHETIC JEALOUSY. CRY HARDER, PEASANTS. **Listen up, because I’m only going to say…