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High end couture blue embellished short dress
By SLAY NETWORKConcierge Price: $4000 ## **YOUR “LITTLE BLUE DRESS” IS A RAG FOR BOTTOM-FEEDERS. THIS? **HIGH END COUTURE COBALT STATUS TORPEDO.**…
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Billionaire wife orange floral sparkle couture midi fitted dress
By SLAY NETWORKConcierge Price: $16,000 ## **YOUR DRESS IS A RAGSACK. THIS? **BILLIONAIRE WIFE ORANGE FLORAL SPARKLE STATUS DETONATOR.** (POVERTY PRINCESSES, DO…
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High glam elitist Jet set babe earrings
By SLAY NETWORKConcierge Price: $2000 ## **YOUR EARRINGS ARE POVERTY PEBBLES. THESE? **HIGH GLAM FLORAL ELITIST ARTILLERY.** (BROKE BETTIES, EXIT STAGE LEFT)**…
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Billionaire wife luxe leather covetable handbag
By SLAY NETWORKConcierge Price: $25,000 ## **YOUR “HANDBAG” IS A PEASANT SACK. THIS? THIS IS A **BILLIONAIRE WIFE SOUL-CRUSHER.** (BROKE HOES, CLICK…
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Wanderlust Jet set babe slippers
By SLAY NETWORKConcierge Price: $2000 ## **YOUR PATHETIC SLIPPERS ARE POVERTY FOOTWEAR. THESE? THESE ARE **JET SET BABE MOBILITY KILL SWITCHES.** (WEAKLINGS,…