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Does this black top look good on me?
By Victoria Ashford## YOUR BLACK TOP IS A CRY FOR VALIDATION & I WON’T GIVE YOU ANY **STOP. PUT THE PHONE DOWN.**…
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Can I give you a secret?
By Victoria Ashford## CAN YOU GIVE ME A SECRET? PATHETIC QUESTION. I’LL GIVE YOU THE **UNIVERSAL SECRET OF WINNING** THAT LOSERS LIKE…
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Keep the eye contact
By Victoria Ashford## EYE CONTACT IS WARFARE: LOCK EYES OR DIE A BROKE, WEAK LOSER 🩸🔪 (STOP BLINKING, BETA) **LISTEN CLOSELY.** Your…
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YOUR HONDA IS A COFFIN. MY F-16 IS A WAKE-UP CALL. TIME TO CHOOSE YOUR SIDE, NPC
By Victoria Ashford**BUCKLE UP, BOT.** You think scrolling through memes in your mom’s basement is living? You think that **sad, depreciating Honda…
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Had a little fun while doing my makeup today
By Victoria Ashford## SO YOU HAD FUN DOING MAKEUP? GOOD. NOW TERRORIZE THE WORLD WITH IT. (TOP SLAYLEBRITY APPROVED) **LISTEN UP, BOTTOM-FEEDER.**…