Unleash The Fear Factor with this Halloween bread adapted from The Necro-nom-nom-nomicon’s Spooky Halloween Bread: You’re Not Ready For This!
First things first— if light-hearted Halloween recipes are your groove, shout “Boo!” and move along. However, if you’re a gladiator in apron seeking something edgier, spookier, and provocative— buckle up! We’re locking horns with the epitome of Halloween food adventure.
Step into Slay lifestyle’s audacious culinary world where we dare to deviate, challenge norms and ramp up the thrill proportionately to your Halloween spirit. What’s on the fright-train? The legendary Necro-nom-nom-nomicon Spooky Halloween Bread, stained in blood-red (don’t worry, it’s food coloring) that would give Vincent Price a run for his money!
Here’s what you need:
– A scant box of Fleischmann’s® Simply Homemade® Bread Mix
– 1-2 terrifyingly tantalizing tsp of red food coloring
With your oven preheating to a devilish 400 degrees, prepare your bread according to the underworld— I mean package, directions. Here’s the kicker, though— you need to add your red food coloring to the warm water before it gets to mingle with the dry bread mix. This ensures your bread looks like it just took a VIP tour of the Bates Motel.
But wait, what’s Halloween without a bit of darkness? For your topping:
– 2 morbidly delicious T of dry active yeast
– 2 wickedly sweet T of sugar
– 2 unfathomably appealing T of vegetable oil
– 1/2 t of soul-stirring salt
– 1 1/2 crypt-full cups of rice flour
– 1 shadowy cup of warm water (105-115 degrees) with the blackest food coloring
The result will not only skyrocket your Halloween table aesthetics but also create a conversation piece that’s as freaky as the season itself. And who wouldn’t want to be the talk of the Halloween town, right?
Remember, every bite will summon a deliciously eerie sensation which will linger around your taste buds, awaiting your next move: If you dare to have another taste of Halloween’s supreme delight! If you’re brave enough to own the night!
Go forth, legends of the apron, and take this dare. Accomplish your spooktacular Halloween mission with this startling piece of edible art. Turn the haunting holiday into your personal champions league. Win your battle against the typical.
Don’t knock it till you try it. Or are you too scared?
And while you’re at it, take a picture and share your fearsome, bloody-red bread on social media. Trust me when I say, it would make even the demons go, “Damn, that looks utterly dreadful… I want a piece”.
Remember, fortune (or in this case, horror) favors the bold. So, let’s do it, dare to bake the Necro-nom-nom-nomicon’s Spooky Halloween Bread. Wishing you a thrillingly spooky Halloween!
You're Not Ready For This!
