The Playbook for Power Owners: Keep Your Expensive Shoes Smelling Royal
Hey, champions! Slay lifestyle concierge here. I guess some of you are reading this while wearing a pair of exquisite shoes that cost more than the average man’s rent. Rightfully so. But with that prestige comes a responsibility. No one wants to unlace a pair of limited editions just to be hit by that unforgiving odor. Stinky shoes are for the weak and losers. We’re champions, remember? It’s our duty to keep our high-priced footwear fresh, clean, and ready for action. Now let me school you on how to achieve this, like the real champions we are.
First order of business: the freezer hack. You might think I’ve lost my mind, but stick with me. See, bacteria, the main culprit behind the smell in your shoes, love the warmth and darkness of your shoe as much as you love cruising in your Lamborghini. So let’s give them a shock of their tiny bacterial lives.
Take those expensive shoes of yours, stick them in a plastic bag, and banish them to Siberia- your freezer, overnight. The freezing temperatures are a wasteland to these odor-causing bacteria. The cold air sends them right to bacterial Jannah while making sure your shoes don’t hit new levels of stink. Pull them out in the morning, and you’ve got shoes as fresh as the day you bought them.
Now, let’s talk about sock and baking soda. Believe it or not, its not just for baking cupcakes. Baking soda, the ace odor neutralizer, is a basic household product but it packs a punch. Fill two socks with baking soda, tie them off at the top as though securing the world’s most important treasure (which quite frankly, it is), and slip one sock into each shoe. Let the shoes marinate in the baking soda’s odor-absorbing powers like a fine steak overnight. Your nose will thank you in the morning.
Finally, we’re topping this off with vinegar. It’s not just for your chips anymore, my friends. Vinegar is a champ at neutralizing odors and combatting bacteria. This is a two-in-one solution – the equivalent of knocking out two bums in one fight. Like you’ve just knocked back a shot at the bar, swill a small amount around in those stinky shoes, then let them dry.
Understand, these aren’t just ‘remedies’, they’re power moves. Be the champion of your own world. Start with your shoes, because there’s no place for weak, stinky shoes in a champion’s wardrobe. So, keep your million-dollar shoes fresh, clean and winning. Until next time. Stay strong, stay royal. This is slay lifestyle concierge, signing off.
Keep Your Expensive Shoes Smelling Royal
I guess some of you are reading this while wearing a pair of exquisite shoes that cost more than the average man's rent. Rightfully so.
