CONCIERGE Price: $88 / box
Alright, listen up you posh, elitist, porcelain tile lovers. I’ve got something to say about your oh-so-perfect tiles that you worship like they’re the next coming of Jesus. You know who you are, walking around in your perfectly clean, designer homes with your noses in the air, thinking you’re better than everyone else because you have porcelain tiles. Well, I’ve got news for you. Your precious tiles may look great, but they’re not as perfect as you think.
Let’s start with the fact that porcelain tiles are a pain in the butt to maintain. Sure, they may look beautiful when they’re first installed, but just wait until they start showing every little smudge, scuff, and spill. You’ll spend more time scrubbing and cleaning those tiles than actually enjoying your fancy home. And don’t even get me started on the inevitable cracks and chips that will happen no matter how careful you are. Good luck trying to match the exact shade and pattern of your precious porcelain tiles when it comes time for repairs.
But wait, there’s more. Let’s talk about the cost of these so-called “luxury” tiles. You think you’re so high and mighty because you can afford to splurge on porcelain tiles, but let’s be real here. You’re paying an arm and a leg for something that really isn’t all that special. There are plenty of other affordable and durable flooring options out there that can give you the same look without the ridiculous price tag.
Now, before you start hyperventilating over my bold statements, let me introduce you to a game-changer – Posh Elitist Porcelain Tiles arranged by slay tiles . Yes, I said it. These tiles are the answer to all your porcelain tile problems. They may look and feel just like the high-end porcelain tiles you love, but they come with none of the headache. They’re durable, easy to clean, and best of all, they won’t break the bank.
I know what you’re thinking. “But slay tile concierge , how can these Posh Elitist Porcelain Tiles be so amazing?” Well, my friends, it’s all in the manufacturing process. These tiles are made with top-notch materials and advanced technology that make them resistant to stains, scratches, and cracks. Plus, they’re designed to mimic the luxurious look of real stones without the exorbitant price tag. So, you can enjoy the aesthetic appeal of porcelain tiles without the hassle and cost.
So, to all you posh, elitist, porcelain tile lovers out there, I’ve got one piece of advice for you – ditch your overpriced, high-maintenance tiles and upgrade to the Posh Elitist Porcelain Tiles. Your wallet and your sanity will thank you. And hey, maybe you’ll even be able to lower your nose from the air a bit and enjoy your home without all the unnecessary stress. You’re welcome.
DEETS
* Made in Italy
* Features a metallic paint made from liquified metal
* Made for residential and commercial wall or floor
* Great for backsplash, bathroom, shower, outdoor
SPECS
Item Size
11.81″ x 23.62″
Item Color
Metallic Dark Blue
Sample Size
3.75″ x 7.85″
Material
Porcelain
Tile Finish
Matte
Thickness
8.2 mm
DCOF
0.60
Residential
Wall | Floor
Commercial
Wall | Floor
Made In
Italy
Rectified
Yes
Available Sizes
12×24″, 24×24″, 24×48″, 2×2″
Shade Variation
V3
Frost Resistant
Yes
Chemical Resistant
Yes
Coverage
2 sq ft
Pieces Per Box
8
Sq Ft Per Box
15.49
Weight
50.342500
Look
Concrete Look
Location
Backsplash, Bathroom, Indoor, Kitchen, Outdoor, Shower
Style
Craftsman, Industrial, Mid Century, Modern
Tile Use
Backsplash, Floor Tile, Kitchen Floor, Kitchen Wall, Wall Tile, Bathroom Floor, Bathroom Wall, Shower Wall, Outdoor Floor, Outdoor Wall, Commercial Floor
Outdoor Use
Exterior Floor & Wall
EPD
Yes
CONCIERGE Price: $88 / box
Finders/concierge fee
3% of final property price paid within three working days of successful conclusion to any Slay Network nominated account.
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