Guide Price: $29 Million +

“Hi There, champs? Slay Lifestyle concierge here, bringing you an out-of-this-world real estate offer that’ll leave you drooling. Brace yourselves, because today I am going to introduce you to a dreamy chateau that will blow your mind! And get this, it’s located in none other than the great state of Texas. Yup, everything truly is bigger in Texas, including this 15,033 square foot mansion!”

“This place is not your average run-of-the-mill mansion, my friends. Oh no, it’s a majestic creation that oozes opulence and has been crafted with meticulous attention to detail. The owner spared no expense in making this place fit for royalty, with French-inspired details that will transport you to the streets of Paris. We’re talking limestone floors, chevron parquetry, custom boiserie, and millwork throughout. This place is dripping with sophistication!”

“Let’s talk about the dining room, shall we? Prepare to be captivated by the striking midnight-blue abyss that sets the stage for the most epic fine dining experience you’ll ever have. With antique accents and a hand-painted ceiling detail, this room is fit for kings and queens. You’ll feel like you’re dining in a palace, I promise you that.”

“But wait, there’s more! Step into the gourmet kitchen, where you’ll find top-of-the-line appliances that will make all you aspiring chefs weak in the knees. This kitchen is equipped with a La Cornue 72 inch range, double oven, and even a rotisserie! Yup, you heard me right, a rotisserie in your own kitchen. How cool is that?”

“Now, let’s talk about some of the extra goodies this place has to offer. First off, we have a wine cellar that can hold over 500 bottles of your favorite grape juice. No expense spared, my friends. And for all you gym junkies out there, fear not, because this chateau also comes with a home gym where you can sculpt that perfect physique of yours. Oh, and did I mention it has not one, but TWO safe rooms? Safety first, folks!”

“The master suite in this mansion is like something out of a fairytale. It’s enormous, and it even comes with its own two-story closet. That’s right, TWO stories! You’ll feel like Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City, strutting around in your fashion paradise. And as an added bonus, you can access this closet with your very own spiral staircase. Talk about feeling like a boss!”

“Oh, and did I mention the location? This incredible chateau is nestled right next to a golf course in Houston’s iconic River Oaks neighborhood. It’s like having your very own VIP pass to the green heaven. And the cherry on top? It’s all surrounded by 1.5 acres of meticulously manicured grounds, complete with a swimming pool, stunning stone walkways, vine-draped pergolas, and even a serene koi pond. It’s like your own personal oasis, my friends.”

“So, there you have it, folks. This dreamy chateau in Texas is up for grabs, and I don’t know about you, but I’ve already packed my bags and I’m ready to move in. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live like you’ve never lived before. Go check this place out and get ready to experience a life of luxury and opulence. This is Slay Lifestyle concierge signing off, reminding you that the sky is the limit. Stay winning, and until next time, take care, my fellow champions!”

Guide Price: $29 Million +

Finders/concierge fee
3% of final property price paid within three working days of successful conclusion to any Slay Network nominated account.

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This place is not your average run-of-the-mill mansion, my friends. Oh no, it's a majestic creation that oozes opulence.

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