Katy Perry’s three-day livestream on YouTube hit a high note on Sunday when James Corden dropped by for a little chat in a segment called “Spill Your Guts or Fill Your Guts.” He should’ve just called it “Let’s Talk About Your Exes” since he brought up Diplo, John Mayer, and her most recent ex-turned-friend Orlando Bloom. James wasted no time in delivering the question of the hour, asking Katy, who was decked out in a cute PJ set (complete with a matching sleep mask), to rank the men “from best to worst in bed, working on the notion that they’re all good.” It took several “No’s” and giggles between the two before it was understood that Diplo (sorry) was the worst out of all three for Katy, followed by silver medalist Orlando Bloom, which means John Mayer is the best. Sweet little Nugget, Katy’s dog, was there for the segment, too. He must have been so confused and hungry at the same time, since the segment required Katy to either tell the truth or eat delicacies like durian fruit, bird saliva, or a 1,000 year-old egg.
Anyway, to further drive home the point that all three are satisfactory in the sack, Katy assured James and viewers, “They’re all amazing lovers and I would have sex with all of them after I get out of this place.” Good to know!
Also good to know: the subject behind Katy’s 2011 ballad “The One That Got Away.” In the middle of ranking her exes’ sexual performances, she revealed that while he never cracked the top three, Josh Groban, who is now “one of my good friends,” is literally the one who got away. Mind blown? Listen to the song again and watch your mind go to work. (I don’t recommend the video unless you want to cry a river again over how things end for my boo Diego Luna and that car).