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Had a little fun while doing my makeup today
By Victoria Ashford## SO YOU HAD FUN DOING MAKEUP? GOOD. NOW TERRORIZE THE WORLD WITH IT. (TOP SLAYLEBRITY APPROVED) **LISTEN UP, BOTTOM-FEEDER.**…
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Indulgent Jet set babe pink cake soap
By Slay BEAUTYGuide Price: $20 ## YOUR SOAP IS A SAD GRANOLA BAR. HERS IS A PSYCHOPATHIC PINK WEAPON. MEET THE JET-SET…
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Dolled up summer ready Jet set babe mismatched press on nails
By Slay BEAUTYConcierge Price: $500 ## YOUR NAILS ARE COTTON CANDY. MINE ARE CLAWS. THE JET-SET BABE’S SECRET WEAPON IS MISMATCHED. **LISTEN…
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Which one long or short nails
By Victoria Fox## LONG NAILS OR SHORT? WRONG QUESTION, PEASANT. YOUR NAILS REVEAL YOUR ENTIRE PATHETIC LIFE STORY. **LISTEN HERE, BROKE FINGERED…
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No makeup all natural do you like it
By Isabella Fairfax## NO MAKEUP? ALL NATURAL? THIS IS WHAT REAL POWER LOOKS LIKE, BUG. **LISTEN UP. I’m about to drop TRUTH…