Concierge Price: $120,000
**Drone Waiters Are Coming to Steal Your Job (And Your Dignity)**
Wake up, peasants. Your avocado toast-slinging, coffee-spilling, minimum-wage “career” as a waiter is DEAD. Drones are here. And they don’t need tips, bathroom breaks, or your pathetic excuses for “bad service.”
Let me break this down for you while you’re still crying into your apron: **The future is ruthless. Adapt or starve.**
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### STEP 1: YOUR JOB IS WORTHLESS (AND ROBOTS PROVE IT)
You think your “hospitality skills” matter? Wrong. Restaurants aren’t temples of human connection—they’re profit factories. And drones? They’re cheaper, faster, and they don’t roll their eyes when Karen demands gluten-free air.
Infinium Robotics’ CEO Junyang Woon says drones “free up capacity” so staff can “enhance the dining experience.” Translation: **You’re so replaceable, they’d rather have you smile like a circus monkey while robots do the REAL work.**
But hey, at least you’ll have time to “interact” with customers… right before they replace YOU with a ChatGPT kiosk.
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### STEP 2: WHY DRONES WILL WIN (AND YOU’LL LOSE)
Let’s get raw:
– **Drones don’t call in “sick”** after a night of vaping in the parking lot.
– **Drones don’t sue** when a hot soup bowl “accidentally” burns a customer’s face.
– **Drones don’t unionize**. They just *work*.
Sure, Stacey Choe—the non-profit director who eats out four times a week—says service “needs to feel personal.” But Stacey’s also the same clown who’ll Instagram her drone-delivered sushi with hashtag #Innovation. **Hypocrisy pays, kid.**
And that TGI Fridays drone that smashed into someone’s face? A feature, not a bug. Humans crash cars daily. At least drones come with “sensors” and “covered blades.” Your coworker Dave? He’s got a hangover and a grudge.
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### STEP 3: THE REAL REASON RESTAURANTS WANT ROBOTS (IT’S NOT WHAT YOU THINK)
This isn’t about “efficiency.” It’s about **erasing your weakness**.
The restaurant industry is done coddling lazy Gen-Zers who think showing up on time deserves a medal. Drones don’t demand $15/hour. They don’t TikTok their shift. They don’t quit because “the vibes are off.”
And for owners? It’s a power move. Imagine:
– No more training.
– No more HR lawsuits.
– No more listening to your sob stories about rent.
Just sleek, silent drones zipping through the dining room like wasps, delivering steak and humiliation.
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### STEP 4: SURVIVE THE ROBOT INVASION (OR DIE TRYING)
You have two choices:
1. **Keep whining** about “losing the human touch” while drones steal your job.
2. **Become IRREPLACEABLE**.
Here’s how:
– **Master the art of WAR (Wealth, Authority, Respect)**:
– Open your own restaurant. Use drones. Exploit them. Stack cash.
– Become a **luxury experience architect**. Rich people will always pay for human servers… if you make it *exclusive*. Charge $1,000/plate. Hire models as waiters. Sell scarcity.
– **Monetize the chaos**: Start a YouTube channel roasting drone fails. “DRONE VS KAREN: WHO WINS?”
– **Out-robot the robots**:
– Learn to fix drones. Charge $500/hour.
– Sell “authentic human service” consulting. Teach AI how to fake empathy.
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### THE BRUTAL TRUTH: THIS ISN’T ABOUT DRONES. IT’S ABOUT YOU.
Robots aren’t taking jobs. **Weak people are losing them.**
You think the CEO of Infinium Robotics cares about your “career”? No. He cares about winning. And while you’re crying over your lost shifts, he’s on a yacht, laughing at your weakness.
The world doesn’t owe you a job. It owes you NOTHING.
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### FINAL WARNING: LEVEL UP OR GET DELETED
Drones are coming. AI is coming. The future is coming.
You can either:
– **Dominate the trend** (build a drone empire, sell courses, get rich).
– **Become a relic** (write angry Yelp reviews about “soulless tech”).
Your move, waiter.
Tick tock.
🔥 **The robots don’t sleep. Why are you?** 🔥
#AdaptOrDie #DroneDomination #HumanVsMachine #RobotsCantHustle
*(P.S. Still serving tables? I’d say “good luck,” but luck doesn’t feed losers. Only action does.)*
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You think your “hospitality skills” matter? Wrong. Restaurants aren’t temples of human connection—they’re profit factories. And drones? They’re cheaper, faster, and they don’t roll their eyes when Karen demands gluten-free air.
Drones don’t call in “sick”** after a night of vaping in the parking lot.
**Drones don’t sue** when a hot soup bowl “accidentally” burns a customer’s face.
**Drones don’t unionize**. They just *work*.
The restaurant industry is done coddling lazy Gen-Zers who think showing up on time deserves a medal. Drones don’t demand $15/hour. They don’t TikTok their shift. They don’t quit because “the vibes are off.”
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FINAL WARNING: LEVEL UP OR GET DELETED Drones are coming. AI is coming. The future is coming
