Alright, listen up, because I’m about to drop a bombshell. If you aren’t sprinting towards BohoX Dubai like your life depends on it, then you’re missing out on the motherlode of ALL caffeine experiences. Forget your standard double espresso, chuck out that pathetic skinny latte, because what I’m about to tell you will blow your mind and send your taste buds to heaven and back. Strap in, because we’re talking about a next-level, giant, 4-litre cappuccino paired with a croissant that is literally off the charts.
Picture this: A cappuccino cup so massive, it could hydrate a small village or fuel your Monday in ways you never thought possible. This beast, friends, can serve up to 8 devoted coffee addicts at once. Or, if you’re a lone wolf who needs that mid-day kick, it’ll rev your engine like a supercar on the open highway. This isn’t just a drink; it’s a statement, a lifestyle, a coffee revolution!
And let’s not forget the croissant—the pièce de résistance. This isn’t just any croissant, alright? This is the croissant that has crossed continents! Straight from the chicest patisseries of Europe to our very own Dubai. This golden, flaky marvel makes you want to scream, “Habibi, come to Dubai!” It’s that damn good.
Now, let’s talk logistics. This colossal coffee experience, this ridiculous slice of caffeinated nirvana, is only AED 290. That’s right. For less than the price of a lackluster night-out, you can have an insanely Slaylebrity worthy, soul-renewing experience that’ll make your Monday the high point of your week. But hold your horses—you can’t just waltz in last minute expecting this grandeur. You’ve got to plan. Book this bad boy 2 days in advance, or risk facing the crushing disappointment of missing out on what is arguably the most epic coffee and croissant combo ever created by mankind.
Trust me, if you value the higher pleasures in life—if you believe in living with swagger, then BohoX Dubai is your next destination. This isn’t just about coffee. It’s about DOMINATING your Monday, seizing the day by the horns, and making it beg for mercy. Don’t be the guy left scrolling through other people’s posts on Slaylebrity , wishing you were there. BE there. Live it. Crush it.
So drop everything, like NOW, and make your reservation. Your Monday, your Instagram feed, and frankly your entire life will thank you. See you at BohoX Dubai, where legends sip their coffee and bite into croissants of epic proportions.
Habibi, Dubai is calling. Are you man enough to answer?
Slay Lifestyle concierge
LOCATION DEETS
Located in: Souk Al Bahar
Address: 55 Sheikh Mohammed bin Rashid Blvd – Downtown Dubai – Dubai – United Arab Emirates
Closes 1 AM
CONTACTS
Phone: +971 52 103 2646
Forget your standard double espresso, chuck out that pathetic skinny latte, because what I'm about to tell you will blow your mind and send your taste buds to heaven and back. Strap in, because we're talking about a next-level, giant, 4-litre cappuccino paired with a croissant that is literally off the charts.
