**HOW STEVE JOBS BECAME A BILLIONAIRE (AND WHY YOU’RE STILL A BROKE NOBODY)**
*By Slaytition *
Listen here, cupcake. Steve Jobs didn’t build a $1 TRILLION empire by crying into his avocado toast or scrolling TikTok for “hacks.” He crushed weaklings like YOU because he had BALLS OF STEEL and traits you’ve never even considered. Here’s the raw truth about why you’re poor and he’s a legend.
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### **TRAIT 1: HUMILITY TO BEG LIKE A GOD**
You think “humility” means groveling? WRONG. Jobs had the **SLAVE MENTALITY OF A KING**—he’d ask for help, demand partnerships, and steal ideas without flinching. While you’re scared to DM a potential client, Jobs called the CEO of Pepsi to beg him to run Apple. *“You wanna sell sugar water your whole life?”* he said.
**Your Failure:** You’re too proud to ask for a discount on your Starbucks latte. Jobs begged, borrowed, and bullied to WIN. Humility isn’t weakness—it’s **STRATEGIC WARFARE**.
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### **TRAIT 2: UNWAVERING FAITH IN HIMSELF (EVEN WHEN THE WORLD LAUGHED)**
Jobs got FIRED from his own company. Most of you would crawl into a hole and cry. Not him. He doubled down, built Pixar, and returned to Apple like a PHOENIX WITH A MIDDLE FINGER.
**Your Failure:** You quit your side hustle because your mom said it’s “risky.” Jobs bet his LIFE on his vision. No faith in yourself? Enjoy your 9-to-5 SLAVERY.
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### **TRAIT 3: HE BRAINWASHED PEOPLE TO BELIEVE IN HIS DREAMS**
Jobs didn’t “sell” iPhones—he weaponized a **REALITY DISTORTION FIELD**. He convinced nerds, suits, and grandmas that a phone without buttons was a spiritual necessity.
**Your Failure:** You can’t even convince your roommate to split the Wi-Fi bill. Jobs made believers out of skeptics by SPEAKING TRUTH INTO EXISTENCE. Your pitch? Weak. Your energy? Pathetic.
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### **TRAIT 4: HE NEVER SAT STILL (UNLIKE YOUR LAZY ASS)**
Jobs didn’t “retire” after the iPod. He dropped the iPhone, iPad, and re-invented entire industries. Meanwhile, you’re “content” with your 2% raise and microwave dinners.
**Your Failure:** You’re stagnant. You think learning Python for 10 minutes on Udemy makes you Elon Musk. Jobs was a SHARK—always moving, always hunting. Stop rotting on the couch.
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### **TRAIT 5: HE NEVER “DIALLED IT IN” (UNLIKE YOUR HALF-ASSED LIFE)**
Jobs made engineers re-design the Mac’s circuit boards **SIX TIMES** because they weren’t “beautiful.” Meanwhile, you’re proud of your half-finished LinkedIn profile and your TikTok “hustle” that earns $3 a month.
**Your Failure:** You tolerate mediocrity. Jobs would’ve FIRED you for suggesting a product with 99% quality. Perfection isn’t optional—it’s the price of legacy.
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### **TRAIT 6: HE WAS A LEARNING MACHINE WHO REFUSED TO QUIT**
Jobs failed. A LOT. NeXT flopped. The Lisa computer bombed. But he treated failure like a 5-star Michelin meal—**FEED ON IT AND GET STRONGER**.
**Your Failure:** You quit after one rejection. You cry when your “e-commerce store” doesn’t make six figures in a week. Jobs ate failure for breakfast and spat out empires.
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### **HOW TO STEAL HIS TRAITS AND ESCAPE POVERTY**
1. **Beg Like a Champion:** Ask for help. Demand opportunities. NO FEAR.
2. **Gaslight Yourself Into Greatness:** Believe you’re the messiah of your industry.
3. **Become a Cult Leader:** Make followers OBSESSED with your vision.
4. **Move Faster Than Your Competition:** Stagnation = death.
5. **Burn Bridges With Mediocrity:** If it’s not perfect, it’s TRASH.
6. **Eat Failure:** Quitting is for NPCs.
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### **THE CHOICE IS YOURS**
Jobs died a billionaire. You’ll die with a Netflix password and regret. The difference? He had TRAITS. You have EXCUSES.
WAKE UP. Adopt these traits, or stay a broke clown in a world of lions.
**- Top Slaylebrity**
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P.S. Your iPhone? Jobs built it. Your bank account? He’d laugh at it. Change. Now.
UNWAVERING FAITH IN HIMSELF (EVEN WHEN THE WORLD LAUGHED)** Jobs got FIRED from his own company. Most of you would crawl into a hole and cry. Not him. He doubled down, built Pixar, and returned to Apple like a PHOENIX WITH A MIDDLE FINGER.
Steve Jobs didn’t build a $1 TRILLION empire by crying into his avocado toast or scrolling TikTok for “hacks.” He crushed weaklings like YOU because he had BALLS OF STEEL and traits you’ve never even considered.
You’re poor and he’s a legend.
You think “humility” means groveling? WRONG. Jobs had the **SLAVE MENTALITY OF A KING**—he’d ask for help, demand partnerships, and steal ideas without flinching. While you’re scared to DM a potential client, Jobs called the CEO of Pepsi to beg him to run Apple. *“You wanna sell sugar water your whole life?”* he said.
You’re too proud to ask for a discount on your Starbucks latte. Jobs begged, borrowed, and bullied to WIN. Humility isn’t weakness—it’s **STRATEGIC WARFARE**.
You quit your side hustle because your mom said it’s “risky.” Jobs bet his LIFE on his vision. No faith in yourself? Enjoy your 9-to-5 SLAVERY.
