**There’s Something Orgasmic About Self Love”? STOP JERKING OFF TO YOUR MEDIOCRITY. (Here’s the TRUTH.)**
Let me slam your brain with a reality check so brutal it’ll make your participation trophies shatter: **Self-love isn’t candles, bubble baths, or chanting mantras in a robe.** That’s what losers sell you to keep you complacent, weak, and POOR. Real self-love? It’s FEROCIOUS. It’s UNSTOPPABLE. It’s DOMINATING every room you walk into while peasants seethe.
If your idea of “self-love” is coddling your excuses and calling it “healing,” you’re not loving yourself—you’re MURDERING your potential. Let’s fix that.
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### **SELF-LOVE ISN’T SOFT. IT’S SAVAGE.**
You know what’s *actually* orgasmic?
– Flexing a bank account so stacked your accountant needs therapy.
– Crushing your enemies with silence because your success screams louder than their hate.
– Staring in the mirror at a body forged by discipline while the world drowns in fast food and excuses.
**THAT’S self-love.** Not some weak-kneed, soy-sipping fantasy where you “forgive yourself” for being lazy. The TRUTH? Real self-love is WAR. It’s looking your demons in the eye and saying, “I’ll die before I let you win.”
Soft “self-love” is a trap for BETAS. Winners? We love ourselves by WINNING.
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### **YOU’RE NOT “HEALING.” YOU’RE HIDING.**
Let’s cut the crap. The “self-love” industry is a $10B scam to keep you addicted to mediocrity. They want you to:
– “Embrace your flaws” instead of FIXING them.
– “Rest” instead of GRINDING.
– “Be kind to yourself” instead of DEMANDING MORE.
**Pathetic.**
You think a lion “takes a mental health day” while hyenas steal his food? NO. He PROTECTS HIS KINGDOM. He EATS. He’s RUTHLESS. That’s how you should love yourself—by becoming a PREDATOR in a world of prey.
Your “self-love” should terrify people. It should make them say, “Damn, that guy’s got a kill switch.”
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### **HOW TO MAKE SELF-LOVE ADDICTIVE (TOP SLAYLEBRITY STYLE):**
1. **BURN THE THERAPY SPEECH.** Your trauma isn’t a crutch—it’s FUEL. Grind harder because of it. Cry in the gym, not on TikTok.
2. **MONEY IS YOUR LOVE LANGUAGE.** Broke? You’re FAILING yourself. Get rich or stay irrelevant. Your choice.
3. **TRAIN LIKE A GLADIATOR.** Your body is your billboard to the world. If it’s soft, your life is soft. Period.
4. **CUT OFF ANYONE WHO DOUBTS YOU.** “Friends” who mock your hustle? Family who says “slow down”? DEAD WEIGHT. Drop them.
Real self-love is building a life so powerful that your haters’ insults sound like applause.
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### **THE ULTIMATE ORGASM? WINNING.**
You want a rush better than sex? Try this:
– Closing a deal so big your lawyer panics.
– Walking into a room where everyone knows you’re the alpha.
– Seeing your ex’s face when your new Bugatti rolls up.
**THAT’S the high you crave.** Not some fleeting “good vibes” bullsh*t. Winners don’t meditate—we DOMINATE. We don’t “manifest”—we CONQUER.
Your “self-love” should leave you breathless. Not because you’re journaling, but because you’re too busy WINNING to care what the sheep think.
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### **STOP MASTURBATING. START DOMINATING.**
The world is divided into two types of people:
– **NPCs** who think self-love is buying scented candles and ignoring their dreams.
– **LEGENDS** who love themselves so hard they turn their haters into groupies.
You want orgasmic? Build an empire. Carve your name into history. Make money your b****.
Real self-love isn’t whispering sweet nothings to your reflection. It’s looking in the mirror and saying, **“I’ll burn this planet down before I let myself lose.”**
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**“There’s something orgasmic about self-love”?** Damn right. Because when you’re a Top SLAYLEBRITY, EVERYTHING you do is a flex.
Now get off your a** and EARN IT.
*-SCHOOL OF AFFLUENCE CONCIERGE *
*(Drop the mic.)*
**P.S.** If this triggered you, you’re exactly who I wrote it for. Now go punch a wall and rebuild it. **Better.**
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Self-love isn’t candles, bubble baths, or chanting mantras in a robe.** That’s what losers sell you to keep you complacent, weak, and POOR. Real self-love? It’s FEROCIOUS. It’s UNSTOPPABLE. It’s DOMINATING every room you walk into while peasants seethe.
If your idea of ‘self-love’ is coddling your excuses and calling it ‘healing,’ you’re not loving yourself—you’re MURDERING your potential. Let’s fix that.
SELF-LOVE ISN’T SOFT. IT’S SAVAGE
You know what’s *actually* orgasmic? - Flexing a bank account so stacked your accountant needs therapy
- Crushing your enemies with silence because your success screams louder than their hate.
- Staring in the mirror at a body forged by discipline while the world drowns in fast food and excuses.
**THAT’S self-love.** Not some weak-kneed, soy-sipping fantasy where you ‘forgive yourself’ for being lazy.
The TRUTH? Real self-love is WAR. It’s looking your demons in the eye and saying, ‘I’ll die before I let you win’
