Alright, listen up. Stop scrolling.
You’re bored. You’re tired of the same basic, overpriced drinks in soulless rooms filled with people trying to post a story for their 300 followers. You think a “vibe” is a neon sign and a poorly mixed Old Fashioned? You are lost in the matrix of mediocrity.
It’s time to escape. It’s time to enter a world where your environment matches your ambition. A world of billionaire vibes.
Forget the backpacker beer streets. What I’m giving you is a classified brief on the establishments in Vietnam that understand a fundamental truth: luxury is not a price, it’s an experience. This is for the kings, queens the moguls, the Top Slaylebrities who demand more from every second of their life.
Here is your manifest. Your guide to the ultimate billionaire vibe bars in Vietnam.
🗺️ THE BILLIONAIRE’S MAP: VIETNAM’S VIBE BARS
Bar & Location | The Slaylebrity Breakdown & Vibe
🏙️ Skylight Rooftop (Nha Trang) |The highest rooftop in the city. This isn’t a suggestion; it’s a command post. You’re here to survey your domain with a glass of champagne, not to mingle with the crowd below. You are above them. Literally.
🌅 INK 360 (Phu Quoc) |The most iconic sunset spot. This is a strategic power move. While others are scrambling for a photo, you’re securing the table that frames the sun dipping below the ocean. You don’t just see the view; you own the moment.
🚀 The Arth (Saigon) | The most sophisticated cocktails. This is a laboratory for the palate. They don’t just pour drinks; they engineer liquid art. Your taste in cocktails, like your business acumen, is precise, sophisticated, and leagues ahead of the competition.
🕵️ The Haflington (Hanoi) | The most stylish speakeasy. Finding it is the first test. The ambiance—like a “night-at-the-museum”—is the reward. This is for closed-door deals and conversations that can’t be had in the light.
🧊 The Long Bar (Da Nang) | The most luxurious escape. Located within the InterContinental, this is a statement of pure, unadulterated opulence. You’re not paying for the drink; you’re paying for the unspoken agreement that everyone in the room is a winner.
🌀 Maze Bar (Da Lat) | The most mind-bending bar ever. This is a psychological playground. A multi-level “crazy house” where you can get lost for hours discovering new nooks and secret staircases. It tests your orientation and rewards your curiosity.
🔮 House of Merlin (Saigon) | The most spellbinding spot. This is illusion and mastery. In a world of fakes, this bar creates real magic. It’s a reminder that perception can be manipulated and that true power lies in creating the unbelievable.
🐠 Under the Sea (Da Nang) | The most immersive bar experience. You are not in a bar; you are in an aquarium. This is total environmental control. It’s a display of resources so vast, you can literally drink surrounded by the deep blue sea.
🤫 United Bar (Da Nang) | The most secret hideout. Secrecy is a currency. The value of this bar is in its exclusivity. You are part of a select few who know the password, who can find the door. This separates the tourists from the untouchables.
☯️ Mister Bean Bar (Hoi An) | The quirkiest vibe in town. Billionaire status isn’t just about steel and glass; it’s about character. This bar has soul. In the ancient, lantern-lit streets of Hoi An, this is the unique, unpolished gem that shows you appreciate authentic flavor over manufactured glamour.
💎 THE MINDSET: WHY THESE BARS ARE YOUR NEW BOARDROOMS
You might look at this list and see expensive drinks. I look at it and see networking hubs, deal-making environments, and psychological warfare.
When you take a potential partner to a place like The Hudson Rooms in Hanoi—a bar modeled after 1920s travel with its own oyster and whisky luge trolley—you are not just having a drink. You are demonstrating a caliber of taste and an access to exclusivity that speaks louder than any pitch deck.
When you spend an evening at Workshop14, a bar that debuted on Asia’s 50 Best Bars 51-100 list just seven months after opening, you are aligning yourself with winners. You’re in a space that honors the 12th-century royal legacy of its location by acting as the “14th craft village,” merging tradition with radical, modernist cocktails. This is the vibe: deep respect for the past, but a ruthless focus on building the future.
🚀 YOUR MOVE
The matrix wants you docile, drinking cheap beer on a plastic stool. A Slaylebrity king demands a throne.
You have two choices. You can go back to your mediocre life, in mediocre bars, having mediocre conversations.
Or.
You can start acting like the Slaylebrity emperor you were designed to be. You can command the skyline at Skylight. You can close a deal in the hidden depths of The Haflington. You can lose yourself in the artistic genius of The Arth.
These places aren’t just bars. They are a test.
Do you have the will to find them? The wealth to access them? The taste to appreciate them?
Your new life starts tonight. Choose the first location on the list.
What color is your Bugatti… and what’s your first drink order going to be?
Let me know.
Forget the backpacker beer streets. What I'm giving you is a classified brief on the establishments in Vietnam that understand a fundamental truth: luxury is not a price, it's an experience. This is for the kings, queens the moguls, the Top Slaylebrities who demand more from every second of their life.
