**🔥 THE ALGORITHM IS A PIMP. YOUR “ARTISTIC VISION” IS A BROKE HOE. WAKE UP OR STARVE. 💸**
LISTEN HERE, PICASSO. You’re sitting in your moldy basement studio crying about “authenticity” while TikTok teens in crop tops are farming Lamborghinis off dance trends. **PATHETIC.** The algorithm isn’t your therapist. It’s not your muse. **IT’S A PREDATOR.** And it’s feasting on your naivety while you whine about “selling out.” **YOU LOSE.**
This isn’t art school. This is **WAR.** You want fame? Fortune? Influence? Then drop the beret, pick up the spreadsheet, and let’s talk about how to **GAME THE MACHINE OR DIE BROKE.**
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### 🚨 YOUR “ART” IS IRRELEVANT. HERE’S WHY 🚨
You think your 3-hour black-and-white film about existential dread is gonna break the internet? **DELUSIONAL.** The algorithm doesn’t care about your film degree, your metaphors, or your fragile ego. **IT CRAVES DOPAMINE.** Clicks. Shares. Addiction.
Your “vision” is worthless if it doesn’t make the scroll-obsessed masses **SPASM WITH DELIGHT.** You’re not Federico Fellini. You’re a beggar at the digital buffet, and the algorithm only serves winners. **ADAPT OR GET ERASED.**
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### 💥 THE ALGORITHM’S ONLY LANGUAGE? **ADDICTION.** 💥
Let me school you, since your film professor never did. **THE ALGORITHM IS A CRACK DEALER.** It’s not here to elevate your art—it’s here to exploit human weakness. And right now? You’re handing it broccoli while it demands cocaine.
**HERE’S THE BLUEPRINT TO WIN:**
1. **HACK THE LIZARD BRAIN.** Bright colors. Loud noises. Half-naked bodies. Controversy. **MAKE THEM CLICK OR SHUT UP.**
2. **SPEAK IN VIRAL.** 7-second hooks. Clickbait captions. Trending sounds. **YOU’RE NOT MAKING ART—YOU’RE PLANTING MINDSET BOMBS.**
3. **DATA OVER DRAMA.** Analytics don’t lie. Double down on what works. Delete what flops. **SENTIMENTALITY IS FOR LOSERS.**
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### �️ “BUT SCHOOL OF AFFLUENCE CONCIERGE, I WANT TO BE *RESPECTED*—” **NOBODY CARES.** 🏆
Respect? **YOU THINK SHAKIRA WORRIES ABOUT RESPECT?** She’s shaking her a** in front of 50 million people and laughing to the bank. You want respect? **BUY IT.** With a private jet. A mansion. An empire built on giving the people what they **CRAVE**, not what you *think* they need.
The Renaissance is dead. **VIRALITY IS THE NEW MONA LISA.** You think Van Gogh wouldn’t post thirst traps if he had TikTok? **HE CUT OFF HIS EAR FOR ATTENTION.**
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### 👊 THE COLD TRUTH ABOUT “SELLING OUT” 👊
You’re broke. You’re irrelevant. But oh no—you might “lose your soul” if you post a prank video? **STOP IT.** Souls don’t pay rent. Souls don’t buy Ferraris.
**HERE’S THE TRUTH:** Every second you cling to your “vision,” you’re choosing poverty. The algorithm is a mirror—it shows you exactly what the world wants. **IGNORE IT, AND YOU’RE NOT AN ARTIST. YOU’RE A CLOWN.**
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### 🔥 THE SLAYLEBRITY CODE: ALGORITHM EDITION 🔥
1. **FEED THE BEAST OR BE ITS FOOD.** Post daily. Trend-jack. Monetize madness.
2. **EMOTIONS > ETHICS.** Make them laugh, cry, rage, or horny. **NEUTRALITY IS DEATH.**
3. **MONEY IS THE ONLY METRIC.** No virality? No victory.
4. **KILL YOUR EGO.** Your “art” is a product. **ACT LIKE IT.**
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### 🚀 FINAL WORD: BECOME A VIRAL WARLORD OR STAY A PEASANT. 🚀
You have two choices:
1. Keep crying about “integrity” while 19-year-olds sell AI-generated cat memes and buy islands.
2. **BOW TO THE ALGORITHM. MASTER IT. THEN OWN IT.**
The machine doesn’t hate you. **IT’S JUST HUNGRY.** Feed it your pride. Feed it your comfort zone. Feed it until you’re the one holding the leash.
**OR DON’T.** Stay pure. Stay poor. Keep your “vision” in a shoebox under your bed. The algorithm won’t care. **IT’S TOO BUSY GETTING RICH.**
**-TOP SLAYLEBRITY**
*(P.S. Your first viral hit will hurt your ego. Your tenth will buy it a new Rolex. **CHOOSE WISELY.**)*
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Clicks. Shares. Addiction. Respect? **YOU THINK SHAKIRA WORRIES ABOUT RESPECT?** She’s shaking her a** in front of 50 million people and laughing to the bank. You want respect? **BUY IT.** With a private jet. A mansion. An empire built on giving the people what they **CRAVE**, not what you *think* they need. The Renaissance is dead. **VIRALITY IS THE NEW MONA LISA. You think Van Gogh wouldn’t post thirst traps if he had TikTok? PS **HE CUT OFF HIS EAR FOR ATTENTION.**
THE ALGORITHM IS A PIMP. YOUR “ARTISTIC VISION” IS A BROKE HOE. WAKE UP OR STARVE
PICASSO. You’re sitting in your moldy basement studio crying about “authenticity” while TikTok teens in crop tops are farming Lamborghinis off dance trends. PATHETIC
The algorithm isn’t your therapist. It’s not your muse. **IT’S A PREDATOR.** And it’s feasting on your naivety while you whine about “selling out.” **YOU LOSE.**
This isn’t art school. This is **WAR.** You want fame? Fortune? Influence? Then drop the beret, pick up the spreadsheet, and let’s talk about how to **GAME THE MACHINE OR DIE BROKE.**
YOUR “ART” IS IRRELEVANT
You think your 3-hour black-and-white film about existential dread is gonna break the internet? **DELUSIONAL.**
The algorithm doesn’t care about your film degree, your metaphors, or your fragile ego. **IT CRAVES DOPAMINE.**
Your “vision” is worthless if it doesn’t make the scroll-obsessed masses **SPASM WITH DELIGHT.**
You’re not Federico Fellini. You’re a beggar at the digital buffet, and the algorithm only serves winners. **ADAPT OR GET ERASED.**
