## YOU’RE SHOWERING IN A BROKEN TUB WHILE KINGS AND QUEENS BATHE IN LIQUID GOLD. WAKE THE F*CK UP.
**LISTEN HERE YOU PATHETIC FILTH-PIGEON.**
You think your sad little gym shower or that crusty motel tub with the suspicious stain counts as “relaxation”? You’re hosing off peasant sweat in a plastic coffin while **REAL SLAYLEBRITIES** are soaking in a **SEVEN-STORY PALACE OF ABSOLUTE GOD MODE** that’d make Roman emperors weep with envy.
**INTRODUCING THE CHEERSUM BATHHOUSE.**
Nestled inside the **NEW CENTURY GLOBAL CENTER** – the LARGEST BUILDING ON THE F*CKING PLANET – in Chengdu, China. This isn’t a spa. **IT’S A DECLARATION OF WAR AGAINST MEDIOCRITY.** A middle finger to every lukewarm, half-assed “luxury” experience you’ve ever endured.
### YOU THINK YOU KNOW LUXURY? YOU DON’T KNOW SH*T.
– **YOUR “SPA”:** A discount coupon for 30 minutes in a closet-sized room smelling of bleach and desperation.
– **CHEERSUM:** **SEVEN FLOORS** of engineered euphoria. Hot tubs that melt stress like acid. Saunas hotter than your ambition. Massage tables staffed by wizards who unknot spines like they’re untangling headphones.
– **YOUR VIEW:** A cracked bathroom window facing a dumpster.
– **CHEERSUM’S VIEW:** A **ROOFTOP PARADISE** surveying Chengdu’s skyline like a conquering warlord. You don’t “relax” here. **YOU COMMAND REALITY FROM A THRONE OF STEAM.**
### THIS ISN’T PAMPERING. IT’S STRATEGIC RECOVERY.
**WEAK MEN** see baths as “soft.” **SLAYLEBRITY LEGENDS** know this is where you **RECHARGE YOUR WEAPONS.** While you’re scrolling TikTok on a stained couch, **SLAYLEBRITY ALPHAS** are here:
1. **MELTING FIGHT-DAMAGE** in volcanic pools that rebuild muscle fiber while you float.
2. **DETOXING POISON** (your weak thoughts, cheap booze, and fast-food sludge) in infrared saunas.
3. **FUELING DOMINANCE** with gourmet food served **INSIDE THE GODDAMN OASIS** – no peasant “robe walk” to some sad buffet.
4. **PLOTTING WORLD TAKEOVERS** under constellations of **DESIGNER LIGHTING** so elite, it probably costs more than your car.
### THE MATRIX WANTS YOU BROKE, SORE, AND DISTRACTED.
**THEY DON’T WANT YOU HERE.**
Why?
– Because men who recover like **GLADIATORS** return to battle **UNSTOPPABLE.**
– Because kings and Queens who strategize in **LIQUID AMBER** make decisions that shatter industries.
– Because **YOU’D REALIZE YOUR “HARD LIFE” IS SELF-IMPOSED** when you experience what true power buys.
### HOW TO ACCESS THE TEMPLE (IF YOU DARE):
📍 **Tianfu New Area, Chengdu** – where the future is built.
🚇 **Jincheng Plaza Station (Line 1)** – ride the metro like a peasant, exit like an emperor.
🏢 Inside the **NEW CENTURY GLOBAL CENTER** – a structure so massive, it has its own weather system. Find it or **DIE TRYING.**
### YOUR EXCUSES ARE LAUGHABLE:
*”It’s too far!”* – **SO’S SUCCESS. GET MOVING.**
*”It’s expensive!”* – **YOUR NETFLIX SUBSCRIPTION AND STARBUCKS ADDICTION COULD FUND THIS.** You choose weakness.
*”I’m shy!”* – **THEN STAY A SMALL, BROKEN NPC. REAL SLAYLEBRITY MEN AND WOMEN STRUT NAKED IN PALACES.**
### THE VERDICT:
This isn’t “self-care.” **IT’S SELF-ASCENSION.**
You have two choices:
1. **KEEP SCRUBBING OFF YOUR LOSER STENCH** in a dripping showerhead hell.
2. **IMMERSE YOURSELF IN LIQUID VICTORY** where every pore absorbs dominance.
Cheersum isn’t just “next level.”
**IT’S PROOF THAT WHILE YOU’RE SETTLING –
SOME MEN AND WOMEN ARE LITERALLY BATHING IN THE LIFE YOU’RE TOO WEAK TO EARN.**
**SAVE THIS?** YOU’LL FORGET IT BY TOMORROW.
**SHARE THIS?** YOUR BROKE FRIENDS CAN’T AFFORD THE ENTRY.
**DREAM?** KEEP DREAMING, PIGEON.
**OR… GET RICH ENOUGH TO SOAK IN YOUR WORTH.**
PS: The food option has 4 meals a day (breakfast, lunch, dinner, late night food). There’s also access for everyone in general to their drink fridges, fruit bar, and snack area (popcorn, pastries, fruit, tea, ice cream). I recommend the food for a full experience! The yakitori restaurant was delicious (especially their beef galbi). The ticket covers a full 24 hours.
**- THE WOMAN WHO’S STEAMING WHILE YOU’RE SCREAMING**
*(Location pinned. Bring your ambition or don’t bother coming.)*
LOCATIONS
NEW CENTURY GLOBAL CENTRE CHENGDU
Qianshen hotel
No. 1700 North Section, Tianfu Avenue, Wuhou District, Chengdu, Sichuan, China
430 Caoyang Lu, near Caoxiong Lu in the Putuo District of Shanghai,
TIPS TO FIND THE LOCATION ON MAPS
You’ll have to type in Qianshen hotel, but the most accurate location TO USE IS “Shallow – Depth Fake Hotel (Chengdu branch)”. That will take you straight to the car park in front.
Direct Google Maps link (should open the location):
https://www.google.com/maps/search/?api=1&query=Shallow+Depth+Fake+Hotel+Chengdu
Approximate address for reference:
1700 North Section, Tianfu Avenue, Wuhou District, Chengdu, Sichuan, China (inside/near the New Century Global Center).
If the exact pin doesn’t load, it’s in the massive Global Center complex — a popular spot known for its over-the-top facilities like hot springs, saunas, massages, and rooftop views. Enjoy!
### ✅ **Confirmed Phone Number**
**Qianshen Spa Chengdu Branch**
📞 **Phone: +86 28 8535 6666**
📍 *Located inside New Century Global Centre , Wuhou District*
– Operational Hours: 10:00 AM – 12:00 AM (Daily).
### 📌 **Critical Notes for Calling**
– **Time Zone**: Chengdu is **UTC+8** (12–16 hours ahead of US time zones). Call between **9:00 AM – 6:00 PM CST** (China Standard Time).
– **Language Barrier**: Staff may not speak English. **Use this Chinese script** when calling:
> *”你好，我想预约浅深水疗的服务，请问可以预订吗？”*
> *(Nǐ hǎo, wǒ xiǎng yùyuē Qiǎnshēn shuǐliáo de fúwù, qǐngwèn kěyǐ yùdìng ma?)*
> *”Hello, I want to book a service at Qianshen Spa. Can I make a reservation?”*
They typically:
– Require walk-in reservations (spa has 50+ treatment rooms; slots fill fast).
– Accept same-day bookings via phone (call early morning Chengdu time).
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### 💡 **If You Can’t Reach the Number**
1. **Contact New Century Global Centre Front Desk**:
– 📞 **Main Switchboard**: +86 28 8595 9999 (Ask for “浅深水疗 (Qiǎnshēn spa) inside the complex”).
2. **Use Dianping’s In-App Chat**:
– On Dianping, click “在线订” (Book Online) → Type your request in Chinese (你好，我想预约浅深水疗的服务，请问可以预订吗？”*
> *(Nǐ hǎo, wǒ xiǎng yùyuē Qiǎnshēn shuǐliáo de fúwù, qǐngwèn kěyǐ yùdìng ma?)* ).
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### Final Recommendation
**Call +86 28 8535 6666 at 9:30 AM CST (Chengdu time)** for highest chance of booking. If unreachable:
1. Use WeChat (search “浅深水疗SPA”) for instant messaging.
2. Arrive early at the spa (10 AM) – they prioritize walk-ins.
– **Advance Booking Reality**: **advance bookings are unavailable** online for normies unless you have a Slay club world VIP membership
YOU THINK YOU KNOW LUXURY? YOU DON’T KNOW SH*T. - **YOUR SPA:** A discount coupon for 30 minutes in a closet-sized room smelling of bleach and desperation.
- **CHEERSUM:** **SEVEN FLOORS** of engineered euphoria. Hot tubs that melt stress like acid. Saunas hotter than your ambition. Massage tables staffed by wizards who unknot spines like they’re untangling headphones.
- **YOUR VIEW:** A cracked bathroom window facing a dumpster. - **CHEERSUM’S VIEW:** A **ROOFTOP PARADISE** surveying Chengdu’s skyline like a conquering warlord. You don’t relax here. **YOU COMMAND REALITY FROM A THRONE OF STEAM.*
THIS ISN’T PAMPERING. IT’S STRATEGIC RECOVERY. **WEAK MEN** see baths as soft. **SLAYLEBRITY LEGENDS** know this is where you **RECHARGE YOUR WEAPONS.
located in New century global building
