I was just diagnosed with Monkey Pox, I can’t stop picking fleas off my coworkers hair, flinging my own feces, and eating bannana. It’s a truly horrid affliction. Also I grew a tail.

I eat a heavy carnivore-type diet. However, the type of ‘meat eating’ involved to get this virus is beyond my dietary requirements.

EMERGENCY! We need to quarantine all monkeys! Starting with those in the Con-gress.

Caveat: pls note I’m not a medical doctor but neither is Bill Gates and last time we checked he was treated like a medical God.

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Already they say the truth is there is no cure for monkey pox

Here we go again!!!

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