## **SKINS GOT BURNED: HOW KIM K’S $BILLION DREAM BECAME A SCAM-GRAVESTONE**
***(RIP SKKN — YOU DIED AS YOU LIVED: OVERPRICED & UNDERWHELMING)***
LISTEN UP, BROKE BOYS AND SIMPS. While you were saving $4.50 for Kim’s “miracle” moisturizer, the EMPRESS OF BASIC just torched her own “billion-dollar empire” into a smoldering dumpster fire. **SKKN IS DEAD.** And I’m here to autopsy the corpse so you STOP FUNDING SLAYLEBRITY SCAMS.
### **THE FALL OF AN EMPIRE (BUILT ON LIES & $90 FACIAL SERUMS)**
**KIM’S ORIGINAL SIN:** She thought we’d forget she’s a **REALITY STAR** — not a chemist, not a dermatologist — just a **MARKETING GHOUL** peddling snake oil to desperate clout-chasers.
#### **PHASE 1: THE “KKW BEAUTY” ILLUSION (THE ONLY TIME SHE DIDN’T FLOP)**
– **Contour Kits & Nude Lipsticks:** *Genius*. Sold insecurity to basic bitches.
– **Fragrances Smelling Like “MONEY & REGRET”:** Bottled vanity. **CASH COW.**
– **COTY’S $200M GAMBLE (2021):** Investors saw Kim’s face and screamed **”SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!”**
**BUT THEN… KIM GOT GREEDY.**
#### **PHASE 2: SKKN — THE 9-STEP PATH TO FINANCIAL RUIN (YOURS, NOT HERS)**
Kim launched a skincare line so **PREDATORY**, it made loan sharks blush:
– **The “Routine” From Hell:** *9 steps?* Who has time? **WEAK PEOPLE.**
– **Products That LITERALLY BURNED:** Customers screamed *”MY FACE IS ON FIRE!”* while Kim posted thirst traps from her **$60M private jet.**
– **Greenwashing Galore:** “Sustainable” jars shipped in enough plastic to choke a whale. **HYPOCRISY AT $200/ounce.**
– ** Lawsuit Drama:** Stole “SKKN” from a Black-owned business? **OF COURSE SHE DID.**
***REALITY CHECK:*** *Selling “minimalism” with NINE products is like selling “celibacy” in a brothel.* **YOU’RE THE MARK.**
### **THE DEATH SPIRAL: COTY BAILED LIKE YOUR DAD IN 2003**
**COTY’S WAKE-UP CALL:**
– **SKKN sales FLATLINED.**
– Kim’s star power? **RUSTED.** Gen Z wants *Selena Gomez* — not a 40-something nepo-baby hawking face acid.
– **THE VERDICT:** *”This brand is a ROTTING CORPSE.”*
**ENTER KRIS “THE UNDERTAKER” JENNER:**
>*”My daughter’s brand is dead? PERFECT — I’LL SELL THE CORPSE.”*
### **THE “RESURRECTION” SCAM: SKIMS SWALLOWS SKKN’S REMAINS**
The “deal” is a **MASTERCLASS IN FAILURE REBRANDING:**
– **Coty DUMPED their 20% stake** (that $200M investment? **POOF — GONE.**)
– **SKIMS “acquired” SKKN?** **NO.** They performed a **MERCY KILLING.**
– Kim’s “beauty empire” now lives in **SKIMS’ BASEMENT** like Rob Kardashian.
**THE KARDASHIAN PLAYBOOK EXPOSED:**
1. **OVERSATURATE** the market with your face until people vomit.
2. **IGNORE** customers screaming *”YOUR PRODUCTS BURN!”*
3. When it flops, **CONSOLIDATE** the corpse into your underwear brand.
4. **GASLIGHT** the public: *”This was the plan all along, peasants!”*
### **THE BOTTOM LINE: YOU FUNDED THIS CLOWN CARNAGE**
**WHY DID SKKN DIE?**
– **ARROGANCE:** Kim thought her *ass* could sell drain cleaner.
– **A TIRED FORMULA:** *”Step 1: Steal oxygen. Step 9: Sell your soul.”*
– **THE MARKET WOKE UP:** People realized **$90 for “Toner #4″** is financial seppuku.
**IS THERE HOPE?**
***NO.*** Kim’s now shilling **SKIMS BODY LOTION** — the same garbage, repackaged with a nipple. **STOP BUYING IT.**
### **THE UGLY TRUTH NO ONE WILL SAY**
Kim didn’t “build empires.” She **RODE COATTALES** of:
– **Kanye’s genius** (name ONE Skims product pre-Ye?)
– **KKW’s contour boom** (stolen from MUAs)
– **COTY’s desperation** (they bet $200M on *vibes*)
**HER ONLY SKILL? FAILING UPWARD.**
> **”BUT SLAYTITION CONCIERGE, SHE’S A BILLIONAIRE!”**
> **SO?** So’s the Saudi government. **MONEY ≠ TALENT.**
> Kim’s legacy is a **GRAVEYARD** of dead brands:
> – *KKW Beauty* → **DEAD**
> – *SKKN* → **DEAD**
> – *Kardashian Kard* → **LAUGHED OUT OF EXISTENCE**
**YOU PAID FOR HER MANSIONS. YOU FUNDED HER FAILURES.
WHEN DO YOU STOP BEING A BOTTOM-FEEDER?**
### **THE FINAL NAIL: WHAT NOW?**
Kim’s praying **SKIMS BEAUTY** won’t flop. **IT WILL.** Why?
– **Skims is CHEAP CHINESE UNDIES** marked up 1000%.
– **Beauty requires REAL INNOVATION** — not repackaged aloe vera.
– **HER AUDIENCE IS BROKE:** Inflation’s squeezing wallets — no one’s dropping rent money on Kim’s 17th “nude lip gloss.”
**THE REAL BLUEPRINT:**
> *STEP 1: BORROW A BILLIONAIRE’S CLOUT.*
> *STEP 2: OVERCHARGE FOR MEDIOCRITY.*
> *STEP 3: WHEN IT BOMBS, BLAME “THE HATERS.”*
> *STEP 4: REBRAND & REPEAT.*
**WAKE UP:** Kim’s not a “mogul.” She’s a **MEME** with a private jet.
> **#ScamSKKN | #KimFlopEra | #BeautyGraveyard**
> **DROP A 💀 IF YOU’D RATHER RUB SAND ON YOUR FACE THAN BUY SKIMS BEAUTY**
> ***(Beta males buy celebrity slop. Alphas build real empires.)***
**–Slaytition Concierge **
*(My 41st Bugatti runs on the tears of Kardashian stans.)*
⚠️ **SNOWFLAKE DISCLAIMER:** This isn’t “hate.” It’s **TRUTH THERAPY**. Stay poor. Stay loyal to your scam queen.
SKINS GOT BURNED: HOW KIM K'S $BILLION DREAM BECAME A SCAM-GRAVESTONE** ***(RIP SKKN — YOU DIED AS YOU LIVED: OVERPRICED & UNDERWHELMING)***
While you were saving $4.50 for Kim’s miracle moisturizer, the EMPRESS OF BASIC just torched her own billion-dollar empire into a smoldering dumpster fire. **SKKN IS DEAD.**
And I’m here to autopsy the corpse so you STOP FUNDING SLAYLEBRITY SCAMS.
KIM’S ORIGINAL SIN:** She thought we’d forget she’s a **REALITY STAR** — not a chemist, not a dermatologist — just a **MARKETING GHOUL** peddling snake oil to desperate clout-chasers
REALITY CHECK:*** *Selling
Greenwashing Galore:**
Lawsuit Drama:** Stole SKKN from a Black-owned business? **OF COURSE SHE DID.**
