**The Sinful Elitist Coffee-Soaked Chocolate Cake**

Hey champions, Slay Lifestyle concierge here, unleashing a culinary beast you didn’t know you needed—coffee-soaked chocolate cake that’s sinful as hell and elitist to the core. This ain’t your mom’s cake. It’s high-octane, unapologetic indulgence, designed for those who know they deserve nothing but the best and have the audacity to demand it.

**Ingredients: The Elite Squad**

*Cake Base:*

– 2 eggs (because one is never enough for champions)
– 85g sugar (like you need that sweet rush)
– 90g oil (keep it slick)
– 100ml milk (pure and powerful)
– 110g flour (solid foundation)
– 15g cocoa (2 heaping tablespoons of pure joy)
– 5g vanilla (1 packet, because flavor is life)
– 10g baking powder (1 packet for that rise to greatness)

*Cream Filling:*

– 500ml milk (smooth operator)
– 85g sugar (keep it sweet)
– 1 egg yolk (for that rich creaminess)
– 20g flour (2 heaping tablespoons to thicken that luxurious allure)
– 5g vanilla (extra aromatic elegance)
– 100g cream cheese (melt-in-your-mouth smoothness)

*Soaking Solution:*

– 1 tablespoon instant coffee (because instant gratification rocks)
– 125ml hot water (feel the warmth)

*Topping:*

– Cocoa powder (for that polished finish)

**Instructions: The Champion’s Road to Mastery**

1. **Mix the Base**: In a mixing bowl, let those eggs and sugar collide. Watch the magic happen. Add in oil like you’re lubricating a top-notch machine. Toss in milk because we’re creating perfection here. Flour, cocoa, vanilla, and baking powder join the party, concocting a slick batter of pure class.

2. **Bake Like a Boss**: Grease that mold like you’re preparing for a legendary journey. Pour in the batter and slide it into an oven heated to a solid 175°C. Let the heat transform the gooey mess into a firm testament of your elite lifestyle over 30 minutes.

3. **Conjure the Cream**: On the stove, cook the ingredients except vanilla and cream cheese. Stir like a titan until it thickens. Once cooled, fold in your vanilla and cream cheese, whisking with the fervor only a true elite can muster. Smooth, creamy, and utterly luxurious.

4. **Soak & Assemble**: Brew that coffee blend—potent and scalding. Drench your baked masterpiece, letting the cake soak the liquid ambrosia until it’s rich with robust flavor.

5. **Crowning Touch**: Slather on that cream like icing glory, chill in fridge to allow the elements to meld. Before serving, dust with cocoa powder—a final salute of classy indulgence.

Champion, this isn’t just a cake, it’s a weaponized dessert for the sophisticated warrior. Serve it cold, slice it with pride, and savor each bite as a declaration of your elite existence. Because why settle for less when you can have the sinful splendor that mirrors your powerful empire-building persona? Dig in, enjoy, and conquer.

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Why settle for less when you can have the sinful splendor that mirrors your powerful empire-building persona?

Source: @happyfoodss

This ain't your mom’s cake.

It’s high-octane, unapologetic indulgence, designed for those who know they deserve nothing but the best and have the audacity to demand it

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