Concierge Price: $10,000
**YOUR WIG IS TRASH. HERE’S WHY MINE IS A $10,000 MASTERPIECE (AND YOU CAN’T HAVE IT)**
Listen here, peasant. Let’s cut the delusion. You’re walking around with a rat’s nest glued to your scalp, calling it a “wig,” while I’m out here crowned by a **SLAYLEBRITY SUPREMACY PIECE**—a **weaponized work of art** that makes your bargain-bin mop look like roadkill. Buckle up, because I’m about to school you on what *real* power looks like.
### THIS ISN’T A WIG. IT’S A ***STATUS SYMBOL***.
You think this is about *hair*? Wrong. This is about dominance. My Slaylebrity wig isn’t *stitched*—it’s **sculpted**. Handcrafted by ghost artisans who’ve styled emperors, dictators, and A-list gods. Each strand is 24-karat human hair, dyed in ***vats of liquid gold***, and placed with the precision of a neurosurgeon. This isn’t a “hairstyle.” It’s a **declaration of war** against mediocrity.
Your “wig” came from a factory staffed by underpaid toddlers. Mine was birthed in a Swiss vault, under laser-guided needles, by a team of elite craftsmen who *weep* when they finish a piece. You buy “products.” I commission **masterpieces**.
### EXCLUSIVITY IS POWER. AND YOU’RE *POWERLESS*.
Let me break your heart: **You can’t buy this wig.** Not because of money—though, let’s be real, you’d need to sell both kidneys and your soul—but because you’re not **TOP SLAYLEBRITY ENOUGH** to access it. Slaylebrity wigs are ***Exclusive. To. Slay Club World VIP concierge members .*** The 0.001%. The kings, the killers, the billion-dollar moguls who laugh at “retail prices.”
Your Amazon Prime “lace front” screams *desperation*. My wig whispers, ***“I own you.”*** While you’re begging for coupons, I’m handed mine in a diamond-encrusted case by a butler who bows so low his nose bleeds. That’s the difference between you and me: You *follow* trends. I ***extinguish*** them.
### YOUR WIG IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY.
Let’s autopsy your “hair.” Synthetic fibers? Cheap, plasticky spaghetti that melts in sunlight. A hairline flatter than your personality. Colors so basic, Picasso would sue. You’re not wearing a wig—you’re wearing a ***traffic cone***.
Meanwhile, my Slaylebrity piece is ***flawless***. Wind? It dances like a villain in slow motion. Rain? It repels water like a duck’s back. Paparazzi? They crash their bikes trying to photograph it. This wig doesn’t *sit*—it ***levitates***. It’s not hair; it’s a **nuclear weapon of swagger**.
### THE GENIUS BEHIND THE CROWN? A *GHOST*.
The creator? A legend so elite, they’re known only as **”The Surgeon.”** No social media. No interviews. Just a shadow who’s styled royalty, reclusive billionaires, and Hollywood’s untouchables. They don’t take “clients.” They take ***tributes***. And even then? You’ll wait two years, wired $10K upfront, just to *maybe* get a 3 a.m. call from a blocked number.
Your wig “stylist” is a TikTok tutorial dropout. Mine is a **phantom** who charges $10K/hour to *breathe* near your head.
### “BUT SLAY MY HAIR CONCIERGE, WHY SO EXPENSIVE?”
***BECAUSE YOU’RE BROKE.***
You drive a Honda. I own a Bugatti. You vacation in Cancún. I *buy* Cancún. This wig costs more than your life savings because it’s **engineered for gods**. The hair is sourced from sacred temple virgins in the Himalayas. The lace? Woven from extinct spiders’ silk. The density? So lethal, it’s banned in three countries.
You’ll *never* afford this. And that’s the point. Luxury isn’t *luxury* if losers like you can touch it.
### THE VERDICT? STAY MAD.
While you’re crying into your $30 lace front, I’ll be at Slay Club World, sipping cognac that costs more than your rent, draped in a wig that’s ***insured for seven figures***. The difference between us? I don’t *buy* wigs—I **commission conquests**.
Want to level up? **Too bad.** Get richer. Get connected. Or get lost.
This is Slay My Hair concierge. Out.
*(Drop your excuses. Apply for Slay Club World VIP [here]. If you’re lucky, they’ll laugh at your application.)*
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DEETS
Slay My Hair salon-inspired designs let Jet set women spend less time primping and more time enjoying their vacation and life.
Each piece is Handmade strand by strand to your exact measurements.
Slay My Hair couture wigs benefits
. Custom wig
. Comfortable & Natural
.100% unprocessed human hair cut from one donor
.Soft silk base
. Bleached and toned knots
. Adjustable cap with straps
.Hand tied knots
.baby hair laid
Brazilian, Peruvian or European human hair
Silk base Human Hair Wig
With Baby Hair
(1)Brand Name: Slay My Hair wigs
(2)Hair Style :no part
(3)Texture :silky
(4)Color: as shown
(5)Length: AS SHOWN
(6)Baby Hairs: Yes, Around The Perimeter
(7)Density:130%
(8)Material:100% unprocessed Brazilian, Peruvian or Indonesian Human Hair Wig
(9)Cap Type: complete silk base wig
(10)Hairline:Pre Plucked Natural Hairline
(11)Bleached knots: Bleached knots are also along the perimeter to make the hairline even more undetectable
(12)Cap Size: custom
(13)All hand tied and natural
HAND MADE WIG – , hand-tied by professionals, stitch by stitch.
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PRODUCT INFO
Wash your human hair wig once about 1-2 month is best, and also it depends on the frequency of wearing.
Use cold water or mild water to clean your hair wig.
Apply a very small drop of high-quality mild shampoo to the wet hair (avoid the scalp area).
Comb the shampoo through the hair from top to bottom using gentle downward strokes one section at a time. Do not rub the hair or scalp as you would with your own.
Gently apply some of the soapy water to the inside of the cap. Do not scrub the cap.
Rinse again with cool to lukewarm water from the top down and from the inside of the cap to remove excess shampoo.
Gently blot hair with a towel.
**This wig is custom made to fit. We do not use generic cap sizes. Once you order, Slay my hair VIP concierge team will contact you requesting your head measurements.
YOUR WIG IS HANDMADE
Each wig is the culmination of over 15 years of personal experience wearing wigs, and expert experience making wigs.
SLAY MY HAIR IS ETHICAL
SLAY MY HAIR do not source human hair from temples. The women SLAY MY HAIR source hair from benefited economically from this transaction.
YOUR WIG IS MADE JUST FOR YOU
After placing your order, a member of THE SLAY CONCIERGE team will contact you requesting your measurements, to create a wig that is made especially for you.
YOUR WIG IS WORTH THE WAIT
Custom-fit wigs are more comfortable, sit more securely. and look more natural. Your custom wig may take longer to make than most wigs, but your wig is worth the wait.
Remarks
– This item is MADE-TO-ORDER and it is not in stock. PRODUCTION TIME is 8-12 working day weeks.
Once the order of this MADE-TO-ORDER item is placed and production has started, there is NO CANCELLATION and/or NO ALTERATION to the order.
** Do not place order if you cannot accept these terms on our made-to-order items.
**- Color that appears on your monitor could vary form the original color of the wig due to different monitor settings.
Delivery 6-12 weeks
No returns or exchanges.
Concierge Price: $10,000
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping
Slay Concierge Purchase note
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