## SHEBARA RESORT SAUDI? I FLEW IN. I SAW. I NEARLY FLEW STRAIGHT BACK OUT. (And They Charged Me $7100 For The Privilege.)
**LISTEN UP, KINGS.**
So, you heard the hype. “Most futuristic hotel on the planet.” Part of Saudi’s multi-BILLION dollar Red Sea Project. Opened late ’24, shiny, new, promising pure liquid luxury. **Shebara Resort.** Sounds exotic, right? Sounds like the pinnacle. The future. They practically dared me to come.
**So I came. I brought the fleet. I brought the expectation.**
And let me tell you, stepping into Shebara is like walking onto a **Star Wars set designed by a Bond villain who skimped on the soul budget.** Yeah, it’s visually STARK. All clean lines, blinding white, geometric shapes punching out of the desert towards a turquoise sea. **Undeniably cool? Absolutely. Instagram catnip? 100%.**
**But UTOPIA?** **HA!** Try **DISTOPIA WITH A MINIBAR.**
This place? It’s the physical manifestation of throwing unlimited money at a problem **without understanding what actually makes something LUXURIOUS.** It’s proof positive that **you CANNOT buy class, soul, or genuine tradition with billions alone.** Not yet, anyway.
**Let’s break down the carnage, shall we?**
### 🚨 The Good (Because Even a Broken Clock…)
* **The LOOK:** Like I said, visually arresting. Jaw-dropping arrival. Pure, unadulterated sci-fi. If you want pictures that scream “I AM THE FUTURE,” you got ’em. The setting, that Red Sea water? **TOP TIER.** Nature delivered. ✅
* **The Potential:** The bones are there. The ambition is galactic. You *feel* what they *wanted* to create – a flawless, seamless, otherworldly escape. You can *taste* the possibility. **It’s massive.**
* **Some Tech:** Okay, some smart room stuff worked. Lights, temperature, blinds – slick when it functioned. **When it functioned.**
### 💥 THE UNACCEPTABLE (Where The Wheels FLY OFF)
* **The PRICE OF ADMISSION:** **$2100 A NIGHT.** Let that sink in. **TWO THOUSAND. ONE HUNDRED. DOLLARS.** For that, you expect **FLAWLESS EXECUTION.** You expect the **PINNACLE.** What you *don’t* expect is…
* **THE SERVICE MELTDOWN:** “Butler Service”? More like **”Confused Intern Who Just Downloaded the App” Service.** Requests lost in the digital ether. Basic knowledge gaps wider than the desert outside. Want a specific champagne? Blank stares. Need something *now*? Prepare for the “Saudi Stroll” – a pace suggesting urgency is a foreign concept. **ABSOLUTELY UNACCEPTABLE AT THIS PRICE POINT.** An **UPGRADE IN BUTLER SERVICE ISN’T A REQUEST, IT’S A WAR CRY.** TRAIN THEM. EMPOWER THEM. MAKE THEM **ANTICIPATE**, not just react slowly. This isn’t a motel. This is supposed to be the **CRÈME DE LA CRÈME.**
* **THE SOUL VACUUM:** All that gleaming white? It feels **STERILE.** **COLD.** Like a museum exhibit, not a living, breathing resort. Where’s the warmth? The subtle cultural touchpoints that whisper “Saudi Arabia” beyond just the location? It screams “International Generic Luxury,” not “Authentic Arabian Future.” **BILLIONS spent, and the soul is MISSING IN ACTION.**
* **THE “FUTURE” GLITCHES:** Tech that’s supposed to be seamless… isn’t. Apps crashing. Systems talking to each other? Forget it. Paying $2100/night to play beta tester for their operating system is **INSULTING.**
* **THE FINAL INSULT: THE BILL.** **$7100+.** **SEVEN. THOUSAND. DOLLARS.** For WHAT? For the privilege of experiencing their teething problems? For butlers who needed a map to find the ice machine? For a soul-crushing lack of atmosphere punctuated by moments of visual awe? **THIS ISN’T VALUE. THIS IS HIGHWAY ROBBERY IN A WHITE TUNIC.**
### � THE REALITY CHECK
Shebara is a **CAUTIONARY TALE.** It’s the shiny new toy that hasn’t learned how to *play* properly yet. It has the **POTENTIAL** to be mind-blowing. **SERIOUS POTENTIAL.** The location is unbeatable. The visual concept *is* unique.
**BUT RIGHT NOW?** It’s a **BEAUTIFUL SHELL.** A monument to ambition outpacing execution. A stark reminder that **TRUE LUXURY isn’t just poured concrete and infinity pools – it’s FLAWLESS, INTUITIVE SERVICE. It’s WARMTH. It’s ATTENTION TO DETAIL THAT BORDERS ON TELEPATHY. It’s SOUL.**
**They built a spaceship… and forgot to train the crew or install the comfortable seats.**
### 👑 THE VERDICT (Straight, No Chaser)
**Was it worth traveling all the way there? HELL NO. Not yet.**
**Would I go back? ONLY IF I SAW CONCRETE, UNDENIABLE PROOF that they’ve:**
1. **EXECUTED A BUTLER SERVICE MUTINY AND REBUILT IT FROM THE GROUND UP WITH PROFESSIONALS.** (This is non-negotiable. The single biggest failure).
2. **INJECTED SOME DAMN SOUL AND WARMTH INTO THE DESIGN.** Make it feel lived-in, welcoming, uniquely *Arabian*, not just sterile and “futuristic.”
3. **IRONED OUT THE TECH GLITCHES COMPLETELY.** Seamless means seamless.
4. **DELIVERED CONSISTENT VALUE THAT JUSTIFIES THEIR ASTOUNDING PRICE TAG.** $7100+ should buy LEGENDARY, not “potential” and frustration.
**Saudi Arabia, you’re building incredible things. The VISION is there. The MONEY is there.** But at Shebara right now? **The HEART and the EXECUTION are LAGGING LIGHTYEARS BEHIND.**
**You want to be the FUTURE of luxury? ACT LIKE IT. FIX IT.**
Until then? **My jets are pointed elsewhere, gentlemen. Places that understand that true Top Slaylebrity status isn’t bought with concrete and LEDs, but forged in the fire of PERFECT EXECUTION and GENUINE HOSPITALITY.**
**You built a monument. Now learn how to make it a HOME. A LUXURIOUS HOME.**
**SLAY LIFESTYLE CONCIERGE Out. ✌️**
**P.S.:** That $7100 bill? It’s framed. Not as a souvenir. **As A WARNING SHOT.** Get your act together, Shebara. The world is watching. **And the Top SLAYLEBRITIES don’t tolerate mediocrity. ESPECIALLY NOT AT THAT PRICE.** 💸🔥
LOCATION
7GQRCV69+J5 The Red Sea Destination, Res sea Saudi Arabia
So, you heard the hype. Most futuristic hotel on the planet. Part of Saudi's multi-BILLION dollar Red Sea Project. Opened late '24, shiny, new, promising pure liquid luxury. **Shebara Resort.** Sounds exotic, right? Sounds like the pinnacle. The future. They practically dared me to come. **So I came. I brought the fleet. I brought the expectation.
Stepping into Shebara is like walking onto a **Star Wars set designed by a Bond villain who skimped on the soul budget.**
Yeah, it’s visually STARK. All clean lines, blinding white, geometric shapes punching out of the desert towards a turquoise sea.
**Undeniably cool? Absolutely. Instagram catnip? 100%.**
**But UTOPIA?** **HA!** Try **DISTOPIA WITH A MINIBAR.**
This place? It's the physical manifestation of throwing unlimited money at a problem **without understanding what actually makes something LUXURIOUS.**
It’s proof positive that **you CANNOT buy class, soul, or genuine tradition with billions alone.** Not yet, anyway.
The LOOK:** Like I said, visually arresting. Jaw-dropping arrival. Pure, unadulterated sci-fi. If you want pictures that scream I AM THE FUTURE, you got 'em. The setting, that Red Sea water? **TOP TIER.** Nature delivered.
* **The Potential:** The bones are there. The ambition is galactic. You *feel* what they *wanted* to create – a flawless, seamless, otherworldly escape. You can *taste* the possibility. **It’s massive.**
