## **YOUR BROKE DRAMA IS A PATHETIC SELF-MADE PRISON. MONEY? **IT’S THE DYNAMITE THAT BLASTS YOU INTO GOD MODE.** (POVERTY CLOWNS, COVER YOUR EYES)**
LISTEN HERE, WAGE-SLAVE WEEPERS AND COUCH THERAPY CRIPPLES.
You’re drowning in **emotional sewage**—your girlfriend’s nagging, your boss’s demands, your family’s guilt trips, Karens crying on TikTok. You call that *life*? **PATHETIC.** That’s not living. It’s **VOLUNTARY TORTURE.** A **loser’s opera of tears and excuses.**
**I’M ABOUT TO DROP TRUTH THAT’LL SCAR YOUR VICTIM MENTALITY INTO OBLIVION.**
**MONEY DOESN’T BUY HAPPINESS. IT BUYS **FREEDOM FROM HUMAN FILTH.**
**IT ERASES DRAMA LIKE A FLAMETHROWER ERASES ANTS.**
### **HOW MONEY MURDERS YOUR DRAMA:**
1. **RELATIONSHIP RATS SCATTER:**
– Broke boy’s girl *nags* about bills? **SHE’S A FINANCIAL PARASITE.**
– **RICH MAN’S WOMAN?** She’s too busy **SIPPING CHAMPAGNE IN MALDIVES** to complain.
– **MONEY SILENCES WHINERS.** It upgrades your circle to **WINNERS WHO RESPECT BOUNDARIES—OR GET DUMPED AT 30,000 FEET.**
2. **FAMILY GUILT TRIPS **OBLITERATED:**
– Broke peasants get **EMOTIONAL TERRORISM** from relatives: *“Call your mother!” “Loan me rent!”*
– **RICH KINGS?** They **BUY THEIR MOM A VILLA IN SPAIN** and hire a butler to screen calls. **SEND ONE TEXT: “THE ESTATE LAWYER HAS MY COORDINATES.”**
– **FAMILY DRAMA DIES WHEN YOU’RE TOO EXPENSIVE TO INSULT.**
3. **WORKPLACE WIPED CLEAN:**
– You **BEG** for PTO? **KISS YOUR MANAGER’S RING?** Pathetic.
– **MONEY = OWNERSHIP.** You **FIRE THE KAREN IN ACCOUNTING.** You **LAUGH AT EMAILS.** You **HOST MEETINGS ON YOUR YACHT** where underlings *swear loyalty or swim home.*
– **DRAMA CAN’T REACH YOU ABOVE THE CLOUD LINE.**
4. **SOCIAL NOISE **SILENCED:**
– Broke NPCs get **TRIGGERED BY TWEETS.** They cry over “offensive” memes. **THEY ARE HUMAN TRASH CANS FOR OTHER PEOPLE’S OPINIONS.**
– **WEALTH?** It builds **FORTRESSES OF F*CK YOU.** Private islands. Gated compounds. Security teams trained to **TASER TROLLS.**
– **YOUR PEACE IS LITERALLY GUARDED BY MEN WITH GUNS.**
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### **THE **FREEDOM FORMULA (YOU’RE TOO WEAK TO SWALLOW):**
> **STEP 1: GET MONEY.
> STEP 2: WATCH DRAMA STARVE TO DEATH AT YOUR GATES.**
**MONEY IS THE ULTIMATE FILTER:**
– **Fake friends?** VANISH when you stop paying for drinks.
– **Toxic family?** DISAPPEAR when you stop funding their failures.
– **Coworker jealousy?** ERASED when you buy the company and fire their tears.
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### **THE BROKE BRIGADE WILL SCREAM THEIR COPE:**
*“MoNeY cAn’T bUy PeAcE!”*
**WRONG.**
– **PEACE IS LUXURY’S BODYGUARD.**
– **SILENCE IS A SERVICE ONLY THE RICH CAN AFFORD.**
– **A QUIET MIND? THAT’S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PAY THE WORLD TO IGNORE YOU.**
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### **THE FINAL VERDICT (FOR THOSE WITH BALLS TO CLAIM IT):**
**DRAMA IS A DISEASE OF THE POOR.**
**STRESS IS THE TAX ON WEAKNESS.**
**FREEDOM? IT’S **NOT FREE. IT’S BOUGHT WITH STACKS SO HIGH THEY CRUSH THE WHISPERS OF THE WEAK.**
**YOU HAVE TWO PATHS:**
**A) BECOME A FINANCIAL TITAN AND LAUGH AS DRAMA SUFFOCATES IN YOUR WAKE.**
**B) KEEP PLAYING THE VICTIM IN YOUR SELF-MADE HELL. CRY. COMPLAIN. POST SAD STORIES. STAY BROKE.**
**🔥 UPGRADE YOUR REALITY (IF YOU DARE):** [Link to the worlds best billionaire club ]
*(Annual income under $500k? DO NOT CLICK. The truth here melts pity-parties into radioactive ash.)*
**DOMINATE. OR BE A BACKGROUND CHARACTER IN SOMEONE ELSE’S TRAGEDY.**
**- [SCHOOL OF AFFLUENCE CONCIERGE: ARMING SLAYLEBRITY ALPHAS SINCE THE DAWN OF CAPITALIST TRUTH]**
**P.S.** Still complaining about “toxic people”? **EMBARRASSING.** Out-earn their audacity or stay their emotional dumpster. 💸🔥🛡️ #FreedomIsBoughtNotEarned #DramaDynAmite #PoorPeopleProblems #WealthImmunity
FAMILY DRAMA DIES WHEN YOU’RE TOO EXPENSIVE TO INSULT.**
YOUR BROKE DRAMA IS A PATHETIC SELF-MADE PRISON.
MONEY? **IT’S THE DYNAMITE THAT BLASTS YOU INTO GOD MODE.**
(POVERTY CLOWNS, COVER YOUR EYES)**
You’re drowning in **emotional sewage**—your girlfriend’s nagging, your boss’s demands, your family’s guilt trips, Karens crying on TikTok. You call that *life*? **PATHETIC.**
That’s not living. It’s **VOLUNTARY TORTURE.** A **loser’s opera of tears and excuses.**
MONEY DOESN’T BUY HAPPINESS. IT BUYS **FREEDOM FROM HUMAN FILTH.**
**IT ERASES DRAMA LIKE A FLAMETHROWER ERASES ANTS.**
Broke boy’s girl *nags* about bills? **SHE’S A FINANCIAL PARASITE.**
- **RICH MAN’S WOMAN?** She’s too busy **SIPPING CHAMPAGNE IN MALDIVES** to complain.
MONEY SILENCES WHINERS.** It upgrades your circle to **WINNERS WHO RESPECT BOUNDARIES—OR GET DUMPED AT 30,000 FEET.**
Broke peasants get **EMOTIONAL TERRORISM** from relatives: *Call your mother! Loan me rent!
- **RICH KINGS?** They **BUY THEIR MOM A VILLA IN SPAIN** and hire a butler to screen calls. - **DRAMA CAN’T REACH YOU ABOVE THE CLOUD LINE.**
