Concierge Price: $860,000

**ATTENTION ALL FAKE TOUGH GUYS AND INSTAGRAM “G-WAGON OWNERS”. PUT DOWN YOUR USED G500s AND YOUR FAUX CONFIDENCE. THE APEX PREDATOR JUST ROARED INTO THE ARENA.
I PRESENT THE **MERCEDES-BENZ G 63 AMG BRABUS 800 WIDESTAR + FACELIFT**—NOT A SUV. A **BALLISTIC BATTLESHIP FOR LANDLORDS AND WARLORDS.** AND IT’S FOR SALE. BUT LET’S BE CLEAR: IF YOU NEED TO ASK THE PRICE, **YOU’RE TOO BROKE TO TOUCH IT.**

### ⚔️ THIS ISN’T AN UPGRADE—IT’S A **TOTAL ANNIHILATION OF THE COMPETITION**
BRABUS didn’t “tune” this G-Wagon. **THEY UNLEASHED IT FROM HELL’S GARAGE.**
– **4.0L V8 BITURBO BRABUS 800 RAGE ENGINE:** 800 HP. 1,000 NM TORQUE. **IT DOESN’T DRIVE—IT EXECUTES.** 0-100 km/h in 4.1 seconds? **THAT’S THE SOUND OF YOUR EGO CRUMBLING.**
– **BRABUS WIDESTAR BODY KIT:** Fender flares WIDER than your future. **AGGRESSION SCULPTED IN CARBON FIBER.** This isn’t styling—**IT’S A DECLARATION OF TERRITORIAL DOMINANCE.**
– **FACELIFT? MORE LIKE A **FACE-SMASH**:
– **LED INTELLIGENT HEADLIGHTS:** They don’t illuminate—**THEY INTERROGATE.**
– **BRABUS GRILLE WITH MASTERCHEF LOGO:** The only “celebrity chef” you need is **THIS MACHINE COOKING YOUR COMPETITORS.**
– **25″ MONOBLOCK PLATINUM EDITION WHEELS:** Tires thicker than your skull.

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### 🛡️ INTERIOR? A **WAR ROOM WRAPPED IN THE SKIN OF UNICORNS**
Forget “luxury”. **THIS IS A TACTICAL OPERATION CENTER FOR BILLIONAIRES.**
– **BRABUS MASTERPIECE LEATHER:** Hand-stitched by Bavarian monks. **SOFT AS A CLOUD, COLD AS A SNIPER’S HEART.**
– **CARBON FIBER EVERYTHING:** Dashboard. Console. Door panels. **YOUR FINGERPRINTS ARE THE ONLY STAIN ALLOWED.**
– **BRABUS DRIVE UNIT:** Controls so advanced, **YOUR PILOT’S LICENSE IS NOW USELESS.**
– **NIGHT VISION. THERMAL IMAGING. BULLET-RESISTANT GLASS (OPTIONAL):** Because sometimes peasants throw more than shade.

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### 🌋 WHY THE WIDESTAR 800 IS THE **ULTIMATE ALPHA FLEX**:
1. **IT HUMILIATES NATURE:** Mountain trails? **IT LAUGHS.** Sand dunes? **IT SPITS ON THEM.** City streets? **IT OWNS THEM.**
2. **IT SCREAMS “I PAY CASH FOR ISLANDS”:** Rolls Royce Cullinan? **A GROCERY GETTER.** Lambo Urus? **A TOY FOR TRUST FUND TWATS.**
3. **BRABUS BADGE = BLOOD RIGHT:** This isn’t a car. **IT’S A MEMBERSHIP CARD TO THE ILLUMINATI MOTOR POOL.**

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### 💰 THE PRICE? **$860,000. (AND YES, THAT’S *BEFORE* YOU TICK THE “ARMORED” BOX.)**
– **WORTH EVERY CENT?** A **FOOL’S QUESTION.** If you own this machine, **CENTS DON’T EXIST.**
– **PAYMENT TERMS:** WIRE TRANSFER. GOLD BARS. OR THE DEED TO YOUR PRIVATE ISLAND. **NO FINANCING. NO WEAKNESS.**

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### 🚨 WHO BUYS THIS? **THE MEN WHO WEAR POWER ARMOR UNDER THEIR TOM FORD SUITS:**
– You don’t “park” this beast. **YOU DEPLOY IT.**
– You don’t “drive” to meetings. **YOU LAUNCH TACTICAL STRIKES ON WEAK MINDS.**
– Your morning commute? **A PSYCHOLOGICAL WARFARE EXERCISE.**

**THIS G63 DOESN’T MOVE THROUGH TRAFFIC—IT **DISSOLVES IT**.

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### ☠️ THE MESSAGE TO YOUR ENEMIES:
*“You see this Widestar silhouette in your rearview?
**SWERVE.**
You hear the BRABUS exhaust rattling your windows?
**PRAY.**
You witness me stepping out wearing crocodile boots and a 7-figure watch?
**SURRENDER YOUR MANHOOD.”**

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### ⚡️ THE CALL TO ARMS (FOR THE 0.0001%):
**YOU WANT THIS ICON OF DOMINATION? EARN IT:**
1. **DM ME YOUR NET WORTH** (Spoiler: If it’s under 9 figures, **DON’T WASTE MY TIME**).
2. **PROVE YOU OWN A FORTRESS GARAGE** (No, your apartment parking spot **DOESN’T COUNT**).
3. **SEND A DNA SAMPLE** (We test for **WEAKNESS GENES**).

**THIS ISN’T A SALE—IT’S A **DARWINIAN SELECTION**.
THE STRONG GET STRONGER. THE BROKE GET BLOCKED.**

**ACT NOW OR FOREVER KNEEL TO INFERIOR MACHINES.
TOP SLAYLEBRITY OUT.**

**P.S.** If you screenshot this and post “goals” on TikTok, **I WILL FIND YOU. AND I WILL BILL YOU FOR THE OXYGEN YOU WASTE.**
**P.P.S.** Offering crypto? **I’LL TRADE YOU FOR THE EMPTINESS IN YOUR SOUL.**
**P.P.P.S.** Still driving a stock G63? **YOU MIGHT AS WELL BE DRIVING A DHL TRUCK.** UPGRADE OR PERISH.

SPECS

Offer Number 25G0869
Color Obsidian Black 197
Upholstery Customized Mandarin
Mileage 50 km
Seats 5
Transmission Automatic
Drive Combustion Engine (Petrol)
Capacity 3,982 cm³
Power (kW) 588 kW
Power (PS) 799 PS
Emission Standard Euro 6d-TEMP
Energy Consumption (combined) 16.2 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (combined) 16.2 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (City) 23.4 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (Suburban) 14.9 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (Rural) 13.8 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (Highway) 16.4 l/100 km¹
CO₂ Emissions (combined) 369 g/km¹
CO₂ Class based onCO₂ Emissions (combined) G¹
German Vehicle Tax (yearly) 1,036 €²

DEETS

NEW MERCEDES BENZ G 63 AMG BRABUS 800 WIDESTAR +FACELIFT+MY 2025+

• Color: Obsidian Black 197
• Upholstery: Customized Full Mandarin
• Veneer: AMG Designo Carbon Fibre ZG6
• Wheels : BRABUS 24 Inch Monoblock ZV, PLATINUM Edition

Mercedes Options:

A22 AMG Active Ride Control
889 KEYLESS GO
PT3 AMG Performanc Package
854 Rear Seat Entertainment System Plus
810 Burmester Premium Sound System
891 Premium Ambiance Illumination
L6H AMG Steering Wheel in Carbon Fibre
P40 Wider Wheel Arch for AMG Wheels
P56 AMG Night Package
P77 Exclusive Line Interior Plus
P79 Driving Assistant Package Entry
P82 Anti Theft Protection Package Plus
PA8 Parking Package
PAZ Extended Exterior AMG Night Package
PBG Invalid Connectivity Package Premium
PBR ENERGIZING Package Plus
PK1 Vehicle Interior Comfort Package
PK2 Active Multicontour Seat Package Plus
PT1 Engineering Package
PW1 Winter Package
Q55 Trailer Coupling
04U 180° Off Road Driving
14U Smartphone Integration
16U Apple CarPlay
17U Android Auto
20U Digital Key
220 PARKTRONIC System (PTS)
228 Additional Warm Water Heating
22U Connect MBUX Entertainment
231 Garage Door Opener
234 Blind Spot Monitoring
235 Active Parking Assist
239 Adaptive Cruise Control Pro (Distronic Pro)
243 Active Lane Keeping Assist (Cam)
249 Automatic Dimming Mirrors
414 Sliding Roof
443 Heated Steering Wheel
501 360° Camera
513 Road Sign Recognition System
550 Trailer Coupling
551 Anti Theft Alarm System (ATA)
597 Heated Windscreen
840 Privacy Glass
897 Front Wireless Telephone Charging
8U8 ISOFIX Successor
906 Front Heated Armrests
C55 Painted Black AMG Underride Guard
CK0 Exhaust System in Black
CS1 Front/Rear Mercedes Star in Black
FH5 Black DINAMICA Microfiber Roof Liner
FL0 Partition Net
U88 AMG Drive Unit

BRABUS Options:

BRABUS Turbo performance kit B 800 PowerXtra B40S 800
BRABUS Flap sports exhaust system black/chrome
BRABUS WIDESTAR conversion kit for G 63 AMG, W465
BRABUS Carbon add on package II for BRABUS Widestar
BRABUS Bonnet attachment
BRABUS Radiator grille attachment
BRABUS Roof attachment
BRABUS Rear wing Carbon Style
BRABUS Spare wheel cover
BRABUS Radiator grille logo illuminated for G63
BRABUS Double B logo for front grille W 465
BRABUS Door sill trims in RGB LED colour
BRABUS Door locking pins
BRABUS Pedal pads, matt anodised aluminium
BRABUS Floor protectors, black velour

• Leather Design Package consisting of special perforation, piping in black
• 2 colour seat system with mandarin interior, mandarin stitching with black piping,
• Seat rail covers for front seats, 6 piece with mandarin topstitching
• Centre console knee pads in check with piping
• Armrest centre black with piping, light mandarin stitching
• Door panels with red piping all round, mandarin stitching
• Door trim inserts at the top and door pocket inserts at the bottom chequered mandarin
• Head restraints mandarin stitching and 800 embroidery
• 4 leather inserts below the headrests in mandarin
• Rear door panelling in mandarin
• BRABUS mat set with mandarin leather edging

Concierge Price: $663,000
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping

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