Concierge Price: $1,300,000

## **THE G63 BRABUS 800? IT’S NOT A CAR. IT’S A DECLARATION OF WAR ON EVERYTHING WEAK. (YOUR PUNY “LUXURY” SUV JUST MET ITS EXECUTIONER)**

**LISTEN CLOSE, BROKE BOYS AND PRETENDERS.**
You roll around in your base-model G-Wagons like you’ve conquered the world. Your factory paint? **PATHETIC.** Your stock exhaust? **A WHISPER.** Your measly 577 horsepower? **CHILD’S PLAY.** You’re driving **MEDIOCRITY** wrapped in a Mercedes badge. **YOU ARE A JOKE.**

**WAKE THE HELL UP OR GET RUN OVER.**

**I HAVE A MERCEDES-BENZ G 63 AMG BRABUS 800. IN SUPERBLACK.**
This isn’t for sale. **IT’S FOR SURRENDER.** Your driveway begs for it. Your ego demands it. Your enemies **FEAR IT.**

### **WHY YOUR “AMG” IS STILL A TOY:**
1. **FACTORY FRAUD:** Mercedes built the frame. **BRABUS REBUILT IT IN THE FIRES OF VALHALLA.** Your stock G63? **A CASTRATED LAMB.** This? **A PREDATOR.**

2. **WEAK NUMBERS:** 577 horsepower? **DON’T MAKE ME LAUGH.** The BRABUS 800 pumps out **800 UNHOLY HORSES OF PURE COMBAT FURY.** That’s not driving. **THAT’S DOMINION.**

3. **VISIBLE? PATHETIC:** Chrome trim? Shiny wheels? **YOU MIGHT AS WEAR A NEON SIGN SAYING “ROB ME.”** Superblack isn’t a color. **IT’S A THREAT.** A shadow that swallows light, ambition, and weak men’s souls.

### **BEHOLD THE BRABUS 800: THE APEX PREDATOR OF ASPHALT AND HELL**
**THIS ISN’T MODIFIED. IT’S MUTATED.**

* **SUPERBLACK ARMOR:** Forget paint. This is **LIQUID OBLIVION.** Deep, absolute, light-swallowing DARKNESS. It doesn’t reflect sun—**IT ABSORBS HOPE.** Rolls up to the club? **IT DOESN’T ARRIVE. IT MATERIALIZES.** Like a specter of vengeance.

* **800-HP TWIN-TURBO V8 HEART ATTACK:** Stock is for stockbrokers. **BRABUS REENGINEERED EVERY PISTON, TURBO, INTAKE, AND EXHAUST FOR ONE PURPOSE: TOTAL ANNIHILATION.** 0-60? **SUB 4 SECONDS IN A GODDAMN BRICK.** The roar? **NOT AN ENGINE NOTE—A PRIMAL WARNING SCREAM.**

* **BRABUS WIDESTAR BODY: AGGRESSION MADE METAL:** Flared arches. Brutal stance. **IT LOOKS LIKE IT COULD SCALP A LAMBORGHINI AT A RED LIGHT (AND WOULD).** This isn’t styling. **IT’S A TACTICAL ADVANTAGE.**

* **MONOBLOCK “PLATINUM EDITION” WHEELS:** 24 inches of forged dominance. **THESE AREN’T RIMS—THEY’RE SIEGE WEAPONS.** Wrapped in rubber thicker than your excuses.

* **FULL BRABUS INTERIOR: BILLIONAIRE WAR ROOM LUXURY:** Exhaust tips inside the cabin? **YOU HEAR EVERY KILL.** Diamond-quilted leather sharper than a banker’s betrayal. Carbon fiber controls. **THIS COCKPIT DOESN’T CODDLE—IT COMMANDS.** You don’t drive it. **YOU DEPLOY IT.**

### **WHO DEMANDS THIS MACHINE? TITANS. NOT MEN.**
* **The Shadow CEO:** You own boardrooms by day. **YOU OWN THE NIGHT WITH THIS.** Arrive unseen. Leave unforgettable. Competitors see it parked outside the meeting. **THEY KNOW THEY’VE ALREADY LOST.**
* **The Untouchable:** Cops? Cameras? Attention? **SUPERBLACK EATS THEM ALL.** You glide through the city like a phantom. **YOUR PRESENCE IS FELT, NOT SEEN.** Ultimate power is invisible force.
* **The Collector of TRUE Power:** Ferraris scream “lease me.” Rolls Royce whispers “inheritance.” **THE BRABUS 800 SUPERBLACK SCREAMS “I BUILT THIS EMPIRE WITH BARE KNUCKLES.”** This isn’t a car. **IT’S A RELIC OF ABSOLUTE DOMINION.**
* **The Man Who LAUGHS AT DANGER:** Bulletproof? No. **YOU DON’T NEED ARMOR WHEN YOU RADIATE TERROR.** This machine is psychological warfare on wheels.

### **THE PRICE? IT’S NOT A NUMBER. IT’S A BLOOD TEST.**
**THIS LEVEL OF POWER DOESN’T HAVE A STICKER—IT HAS A BARRIER.**
It filters out:
* **Credit Card Cowboys**
* **”I’ll Finance It” Peasants**
* **Men Who Ask “What’s The MPG?”**
* **ANYONE WITHOUT LIQUID 7-FIGURES READY TO BURN**

**IF YOU FLINCH AT THE COST? DISAPPEAR.**
**This beast exists ONLY for those who EARNED THE RIGHT TO IGNORE PRICE TAGS.**

### **YOUR PATH IS CLEAR:**
**OPTION 1:** Keep polishing your stock G-Wagon like a peasant polishing a knight’s boots. Dream small. Obey speed limits. **DIE HAVING NEVER FELT REAL POWER.**

**OPTION 2: ASCEND TO THE THRONE OF DARKNESS.**
**Acquire the BRABUS 800 SUPERBLACK.**
**Feel 800 horses explode beneath your right foot.**
**Watch cities part in fear as you glide through.**
**Become LEGEND.**

**THIS IS THE ULTIMATE EXPRESSION OF AUTOMOTIVE GODHOOD.**
**Once you taste this? EVERYTHING ELSE IS A BICYCLE.**

**THE BRABUS 800 SUPERBLACK ISN’T FOR SALE.**
**IT’S FOR THE CONQUEROR.**

**DO YOU HAVE THE BALLS TO CLAIM IT?**

**OR WILL YOU FADE BACK INTO THE GRAY?**

**THE CHOICE IS YOURS.
(BUT ONLY ONE CHOICE MAKES YOU A KING.)**

**👉 LEVEL UP TO SLAY CLUB WORLD – SECURE THE APEX PREDATOR. ONE OWNER. ZERO COMPROMISE. TOTAL DARKNESS.**

**#Brabus800 #G63 #Superblack #MercedesMonster #ShadowKing #Unfuckwithable #NoLightsNoProblem #SlaylebrityAlphaWeapon #TopSlaylebrityBEAST**

SPECS

Offer Number 25G0397
Color Obsidian Black 197
Upholstery MASTERPIECE Mondial Black
Mileage 50 km
Seats 5
Transmission Automatic
Drive Combustion Engine (Petrol)
Capacity 3,982 cm³
Power (kW) 588 kW
Power (PS) 799 PS
Emission Standard Euro 6d-TEMP
Energy Consumption (combined) 14.8 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (combined) 14.8 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (City) 22.7 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (Suburban) 13.7 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (Rural) 12.4 l/100 km¹
Fuel Consumption (Highway) 14.5 l/100 km¹
CO₂ Emissions (combined) 337 g/km¹
CO₂ Class based onCO₂ Emissions (combined) G¹
German Vehicle Tax (yearly) 908 €²

DEETS

NEW MERCEDES BENZ G 63 AMG BRABUS 800 +SUPERBLACK+

Color: Obsidian Black
Upholstery: BRABUS MASTERPIECE Mondial Black
Veneer: Carbon Fiber Trim
Wheels: BRABUS Monoblock ZV 24″ “Platinum Edition” – forged – painted in “Superblack ”

Mercedes Options:

A22 AMG Active Ride Control
889 KEYLESS GO
PT3 AMG Performanc Package
854 Rear Seat Entertainment System Plus
810 Burmester Premium Sound System
891 Premium Ambiance Illumination
L6H AMG Steering Wheel in Carbon Fibre
P40 Wider Wheel Arch for AMG Wheels
P56 AMG Night Package
P77 Exclusive Line Interior Plus
P79 Driving Assistant Package Entry
P82 Anti Theft Protection Package Plus
PA8 Parking Package
PAZ Extended Exterior AMG Night Package
PBG Invalid Connectivity Package Premium
PBR ENERGIZING Package Plus
PK1 Vehicle Interior Comfort Package
PK2 Active Multicontour Seat Package Plus
PT1 Engineering Package
PW1 Winter Package
Q55 Trailer Coupling
04U 180° Off Road Driving
14U Smartphone Integration
16U Apple CarPlay
17U Android Auto
20U Digital Key
220 PARKTRONIC System (PTS)
228 Additional Warm Water Heating
22U Connect MBUX Entertainment
231 Garage Door Opener
234 Blind Spot Monitoring
235 Active Parking Assist
239 Adaptive Cruise Control Pro (Distronic Pro)
243 Active Lane Keeping Assist (Cam)
249 Automatic Dimming Mirrors
414 Sliding Roof
443 Heated Steering Wheel
501 360° Camera
513 Road Sign Recognition System
550 Trailer Coupling
551 Anti Theft Alarm System (ATA)
597 Heated Windscreen
840 Privacy Glass
897 Front Wireless Telephone Charging
8U8 ISOFIX Successor
906 Front Heated Armrests
C55 Painted Black AMG Underride Guard
CK0 Exhaust System in Black
CS1 Front/Rear Mercedes Star in Black
FH5 Black DINAMICA Microfiber Roof Liner
FL0 Partition Net
U88 AMG Drive Unit

BRABUS MODIFICATIONS

COMPLETE BRABUS MASTER PIECE INTERIOR
POWER & SOUND:
BRABUS Turbo performance kit B 800 B40S-800
BRABUS valve-controlled exhaust system with Carbon trim and Rocket Launch Ambience Light
BRABUS BoostXtra – Blow Off Ventil Adapter

DESIGN & EXTERIOR

BRABUS WIDESTAR Full Carbon Exklusive Package
BRABUS hood attachment with embossing
BRABUS roof attachment with LED headlights
BRABUS mirror caps
BRABUS rear spoiler
BRABUS spare wheel cover
BRABUS Carbon front skirt
BRABUS Carbon front & rear fender flares
BRABUS Carbon running board corners front & rear
BRABUS Carbon rear skirt
BRABUS double B logo for front grille
BRABUS logo for A-pillar
BRABUS Trunk floor in leather
BRABUS Door locking pins
BRABUS Carbon steering wheel
BRABUS Carbon shift paddles
BRABUS Carbon door handles
BRABUS Carbon pedal pads

Concierge Price: $1,300,000
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping

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You roll around in your base-model G-Wagons like you’ve conquered the world. Your factory paint? **PATHETIC.** Your stock exhaust? **A WHISPER.** Your measly 577 horsepower? **CHILD'S PLAY.** You’re driving **MEDIOCRITY** wrapped in a Mercedes badge. **YOU ARE A JOKE.** Your stock G63? **A CASTRATED LAMB.** This? **A PREDATOR.** Once you taste this? EVERYTHING ELSE IS A BICYCLE.

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