**Elon’s “Fruits of Wisdom”? Beta Cucks Stay Mad. Legacy > Likes.**
Listen here, peasants. While you’re busy simping for Instagram clout and crying over your 401(k)s, **Elon Musk is playing 4D chess with humanity’s future.** You think naming his twins “Fruits of Wisdom” is cringe? **Wrong.** It’s a power move. A declaration. A middle finger to every beta male scrambling for scraps in his shadow.
Let’s break down why Elon’s kids aren’t “heirs”—they’re **weapons**.
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### **1. X (Twitter) Was Just a Warm-Up. Kids Are the Endgame.**
You think Musk bought Twitter to post memes? **LOL.** He bought it to control the narrative. To own the digital battlefield. But now? He’s bored. **X is yesterday’s news.**
The *real* game? **Legacy.** Bloodline. Dynasty. While Zuckerberg’s building VR metaverses for obese neckbeards, Elon’s planting seeds (literally) to dominate the next century. **“Fruits of Wisdom”** aren’t kids—they’re *assets*. Future CEOs. Mars colonizers. AI overlords.
You named your kid “Aiden”? **Cute.** Elon named his **philosophy**.
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### **2. Shivon Zilis Isn’t a “Baby Mama”—She’s a Genetic Investor**
Let’s roast the simps crying, *“But his family drama!”* **Shut up.** Shivon Zilis isn’t some gold-digging groupie. She’s a **Harvard-educated neuralink strategist**. Elon didn’t pick her for her “vibe.” He picked her *IQ*. Her ambition. Her **DNA**.
This isn’t love. It’s **eugenics**. A merger of two hyper-driven minds to spawn a generation of alpha mutants. **Your Tinder dates? Genetic downgrades.**
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### **3. Contenders to the Throne? This *Is* the Throne.**
Elon’s not worried about Bezos or Branson. **They’re old money clowns on borrowed time.** His real competition? *Time itself.*
By breeding genius, he’s hacking mortality. **His kids will outlive him, outthink him, and inherit his empire.** Meanwhile, your legacy is a TikTok account and a maxed-out credit card.
“But he’s got 10 kids!” **Exactly.** He’s diversifying his portfolio. One fails? Five others will colonize Europa. One mother threatens to take away one of the kids he has others to move on with! No negotiating with terrorist moms!!!
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### **4. Beta Males Cry “Cringe.” Slaylebrity Alphas Cry “Checkmate.”**
The internet’s screeching, *“Fruits of Wisdom is weird!”* Of course it is. **You’re peasants.** You name pets, not dynasties.
Elon doesn’t care about your memes. He cares about **immortality**. His name etched on Mars. His bloodline ruling galaxies. **Your name? Forgotten by the next iPhone release.**
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### **5. How to Compete (Spoiler: You Can’t)**
Step 1: **Stop jacking off to OnlyFans.**
Step 2: **Find a genius. Breed.**
Step 3: **Raise killers, not “kind” kids.**
Or stay stuck arguing about pronouns while Elon’s kids mine asteroids and rewrite physics. **Your choice.**
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### **Final Truth: You’re Not Even a Player**
Elon’s playing Civilization IRL. You’re playing Candy Crush.
“Fruits of Wisdom” isn’t a name—**it’s a threat.** A reminder that while you’re chasing promotions, Elon’s building a species.
Stay small. Stay jealous. Stay *irrelevant*.
**- Top Slaylebrity**
*P.S. Your kids will work for his. #GeneticSupremacy #StayPoorStayMad #FatherlessBehavior*
While you’re busy simping for Instagram clout and crying over your 401(k)s, **Elon Musk is playing 4D chess with humanity’s future.** You think naming his twins “Fruits of Wisdom” is cringe? **Wrong.** It’s a power move. A declaration. A middle finger to every beta male scrambling for scraps in his shadow.
Fruits of Wisdom”** aren’t kids—they’re *assets*. Future CEOs. Mars colonizers. AI overlords. You named your kid “Aiden”? **Cute.** Elon named his **philosophy**.
Let’s roast the simps crying, *“But his family drama!”* **Shut up.** Shivon Zilis isn’t some gold-digging groupie. She’s a **Harvard-educated neuralink strategist**. Elon didn’t pick her for her “vibe.” He picked her *IQ*. Her ambition. Her **DNA**.
This isn’t love. It’s **eugenics**. A merger of two hyper-driven minds to spawn a generation of alpha mutants. **Your Tinder dates? Genetic downgrades.**
