Concierge Price: $26,000

Unleashing the Power and Prestige of the MB&F X Teuffel Birdfish Collectors Guitar

Ladies and gentlemen, listen up, because today we’re talking about an instrument that makes ordinary guitars look like toys. We’re diving straight into the stratosphere of luxury, the crème de la crème of musical engineering – the MB&F X Teuffel Birdfish Collectors Guitar.

Now, if you’re the kind of person who demands excellence, craves innovation, and exudes sophistication from every pore, this isn’t just another guitar for you – it’s a statement. It’s about walking into a room and having every head turn and every eyebrow raise because they know you’re not here to blend in. You’re here to take charge and elevate the vibe.

Let’s break this masterpiece down because the devil is in the details. The Birdfish isn’t your grandad’s guitar. From its avant-garde design, featuring a solid aluminum frame that looks like it teleported from the future, to interchangeable body elements that let you tailor your sound like a musical god, this isn’t just a guitar – it’s a revolution.

For the collectors, the connoisseurs, the elites who live life on the edge, owning an MB&F X Teuffel Birdfish is akin to possessing a rare gem, a symbol of unprecedented innovation. It’s not just about playing music; it’s about making an impact. When you strum those strings, you’re not just creating melodies – you’re crafting legends.

The engineering genius is unparalleled. Every component has been meticulously designed to deliver a soundscape that’s as rich and dynamic as a wild symphony. The precision, the passion, the power – it’s enough to send chills down your spine. Once you experience it, there’s no going back to mediocrity.

Let’s talk about individuality because that’s what this guitar is all about. With its modular design, you can shift tones and textures, making it uniquely yours. Whether you’re vibing with smooth jazz or ready to tear it up with blistering rock, the Birdfish molds itself to your desires and whims. It’s as versatile as it is bold.

But listen, this isn’t just for anyone. It’s for those who dare to be different, who refuse to settle for the ordinary. It’s for the trailblazers, the go-getters, the alpha personalities who don’t just exist – they dominate. If a standard life suffices, scroll on. But if you’re about amassing the rarest, pushing limits, and leaving indelible marks on everything you do, the Birdfish is your instrument.

So, here’s the deal. This isn’t about a purchase; it’s about an investment into legacy, prowess, and prestige. With the MB&F X Teuffel Birdfish Collectors Guitar in your arsenal, you’re not just set to play music – you’re geared to create anthems of grandeur.

In life, you’ve got two options: either blend into the background or take over the stage. Your choice, your show. Make it epic.

SPECIFICATIONS
General
guitar dimensions
length: 780 mm (30.71 inches)
width: 320 mm (12.61 inches)
thickness: 60 mm (2.36 inches)

case dimensions
(including handles and wheels)
length: 850 mm (33.46 inches)
width: 415 mm (16.34 inches)
thickness: 140 mm (5.51 inches)

scale length 648 mm (25.5 inches)

Sound bars
1 set Michigan maple
1 set American alder (red alder)

asymmetrical V-shaped Bird’s Eye maple neck

neck thickness
20.5 mm (0.81 inches) to 1st fret
23.8 mm (0.94 inches) to 16th fret

neck width
43.4 mm at nut
56.0 mm (2.20 inches) to 22nd fret

Fingerboard radius
350 mm (13.7″) to nut
450 mm (17.7″) at 22nd fret

fret wire
Jim Dunlop #6105 22 frets

pickups
1 P90 humbucker
1 PAF humbucker
1 PAF-type hot humbucker
1 single coil left
1 single coil right

guitar weight with maple ribs 3.1 kg (6.83 lbs)
with alder bars 2.9 kg (6.39 lbs)

Concierge Price: $26,000

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