## Life’s a F**king Joke Until It Isn’t. Wake Up Before It’s YOUR Last Instagram Story. (EMOTIONAL DAMAGE WARNING)
**Listen up, peasants.** You’re scrolling. Maybe sipping your pathetic oat milk latte. Comfortable in your little bubble of delusion. Then BAM. Reality smashes through your phone screen like a sledgehammer. An Air India flight. 200+ souls. **POOF.** Gone. Seconds after takeoff. Reduced to ash and questions.
One moment, some British dude is grinning into his camera, chirping like a brain-dead sparrow: *“Going back happily happily happily calm.”* Chilling? That’s not chilling. That’s the universe SCREAMING in your deaf ears. **HAPPILY? CALM?** While sitting on a metal coffin about to plunge from the sky? The sheer, breathtaking IGNORANCE of our own fragility should paralyze you.
But it doesn’t, does it? You’ll watch that story. Shiver for a second. Maybe mutter “thoughts and prayers” like the useless drone you are. Then scroll right back to cat videos and influencers selling you detox tea.
**WAKE. THE F**K. UP.**
Look at the cast of characters in this cosmic horror show:
1. **The “Psychics”**: Oh, this is RICH. These clowns, peddling their crystal-gazing, tarot-flipping *”wellness”* bullshit on Insta (@wellnessfoundry, was it?). Professional fortune tellers? Masters of the spiritual realm? **WHERE WAS YOUR DIVINE INSIGHT THEN, GENIUSES?** Did the cards just show “happily, happily, calm” and miss the giant flaming crater? Their entire grift, their whole *identity*, vaporized in the irony of their own ignorant demise. They saw NOTHING. Because it’s all a CON. A soothing lie for weak minds terrified of the brutal, random void. Your sage smudging won’t stop physics, idiots.
2. **The Rich Man:** Former Chief Minister. Millions in the bank. Power. Influence. Probably thought he was untouchable. **WRONG.** His money bought him a first-class ticket straight into the fireball. All that wealth? Meaningless ash. His connections? Useless. His status? Erased in milliseconds. Your net worth is ZERO when the metal twists and the fuel ignites. **ZERO.**
3. **The Lucky One:** Bhoomi Chauhan. Missed the flight by 10 lousy minutes because of *traffic*. TRAFFIC! The mundane frustration that saves your life. Pure, dumb, random LUCK. No skill. No strategy. Just the chaotic universe spinning its wheel. She walks away. The others? Gone. **That’s the distance between your next breath and oblivion. TEN MINUTES.**
**So you ask me: “Is life pointless, Slay Motivation concierge ?”**
Pointless? **NO.** It’s PRECISELY because life is this fragile, this brutally unfair, this RANDOM, that it demands **F**KING MEANING! The universe doesn’t hand you purpose on a silver platter. It laughs at your plans. It incinerates psychics and politicians alike without blinking.
**The point isn’t that it’s pointless. The point is that YOUR TIME IS ALREADY RUNNING OUT.** That clock started ticking the second you were born, and it could stop ANY. F**KING. SECOND. Like it did for those 200+ people who thought they were just boarding a flight.
**Stop waiting for tomorrow!** Tomorrow is a fairy tale told to losers. That “someday” project? That dream you’re “working towards”? That conversation you need to have? That business you want to build? That body you want to forge? **DO IT NOW.**
* **Stop consuming garbage.** Food. Media. People. Toxins. **POISON.**
* **Stop believing in fairy tales.** Psychics. Luck. Government. Savior complexes. **DELUSION.**
* **Stop wasting your finite seconds.** Scrolling. Complaining. Hating. **WEAKNESS.**
**Build your empire NOW.** Stack your cash NOW. Forge your unbreakable body and mind NOW. Tell the people you love that you love them NOW. Chase your purpose with the ferocity of a rabid wolf RIGHT F**KING NOW.
**Because that “happily, happily, calmly” guy?** He thought he had time. The millionaire politician? Thought his status bought him time. The delusional psychics? Thought they *knew* their time.
**THEY. HAD. NONE.**
The only thing standing between you and becoming a statistic, a chilling last story, a pile of ash beside a runway… is your **DECISION TO ACT. TO DOMINATE. TO LIVE LIKE DEATH IS LURKING IN THE NEXT TEN MINUTES.**
The universe is chaos. Life is fragile. **Your WILL is the only thing that isn’t.**
**Stop being a spectator. Become the unstoppable force. BEFORE YOUR “HAPPILY, HAPPILY, CALM” MOMENT IS YOUR LAST.**
**The clock’s ticking. What the f**k are YOU doing about it?**
**- Your Reality Check (Delivered with Extreme Prejudice)**
**P.S. Still believe in tarot cards? Go ask the “wellness” psychics how their flight was. Oh wait. YOU CAN’T.** **#WakeUp #Fragility #DominateOrDie #NoSecondChances #Chaos #RealTalk**
You’re scrolling. Maybe sipping your pathetic oat milk latte. Comfortable in your little bubble of delusion. Then BAM. Reality smashes through your phone screen like a sledgehammer. An Air India flight. 200+ souls. **POOF.** Gone. Seconds after takeoff. Reduced to ash and questions.
The Rich Man:** Former Chief Minister. Millions in the bank. Power. Influence. Probably thought he was untouchable. **WRONG.** His money bought him a first-class ticket straight into the fireball. All that wealth? Meaningless ash. His connections? Useless. His status? Erased in milliseconds. Your net worth is ZERO when the metal twists and the fuel ignites. **ZERO.**
LIFE IS VANITY..
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