Concierge price : $2000
**JET SET BABE SANDALS: THE $2,000 FOOTWEAR THAT SCREAMS “I OWN THE BEACH—AND THE BANK”**
*By a Slaylebrity Who Knows What Real Luxury Looks Like*
Listen up, peasants.
While you’re out here sweating in flip-flops from the gas station, stepping on gum and regret, **real Slaylebrity women**—the kind who sip Dom Pérignon on private yachts off Mykonos—are strapping on **$2,000 sandals** that look like they were forged by Aphrodite herself in a secret vault beneath Monte Carlo.
This isn’t footwear.
This is **foot jewelry**.
This is **power stitched into leather and strung with rebellion**.
Introducing the **Jet Set Babe Premium Custom Chain Detail Resort Sandals**—a masterpiece so audacious, so dripping in opulence, that even your Instagram followers will need sunglasses just to scroll past your photo.
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### THIS ISN’T FASHION. IT’S A DECLARATION OF WAR ON MEDIOCRITY.
Let’s break it down like a Swiss banker breaking down your offshore trust:
– **Handmade macramé** so delicate it whispers secrets of Bali moon ceremonies.
– **Gold-plated charms** that clink like champagne flutes at a billionaire’s vow renewal.
– **Lustrous pearls** harvested from oceans that don’t even appear on Google Maps.
– **Authentic seashells**—not the plastic crap from a souvenir stand, but the kind Aphrodite stepped out of.
– **Precision-set crystals** that catch the sunset like they’ve been personally blessed by the sun god himself.
Every strap. Every knot. Every glint.
**Designed not to walk—but to dominate.**
You don’t *wear* these sandals.
You **deploy** them.
At St. Barts.
At Capri.
At your penthouse pool overlooking Nashville’s skyline while your enemies scroll through your feed, wondering how you always look like you just stepped out of a dream they can’t afford.
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### “$2,000 FOR SANDALS?” — SAID THE BROKE MAN WHO STILL BUYS HIS UNDERWEAR IN PACKS OF SIX.
Let me educate you, because clearly no one else will.
Luxury isn’t about price.
It’s about **exclusivity**.
It’s about **craftsmanship that borders on obsession**.
It’s about wearing something so rare, so meticulously curated, that **only 12 women on Earth will ever own a pair**.
This isn’t mass-produced landfill fashion churned out by exploited labor and soulless algorithms.
This is **artisanal defiance**.
Each pair is **custom-fitted**, **hand-assembled**, and **blessed by the ghost of Coco Chanel** (okay, maybe not—but it’s better it’s by slay my shoes artisans).
And that **Concierge Price**? $2,000?
That’s not a cost.
That’s a **filter**.
It filters out the try-hards.
The rent-a-luxury crowd.
The women who think “designer” means a logo slapped on polyester.
Real luxury doesn’t shout.
It **glides in on golden chains and lets the silence do the talking**.
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### THE JET SET BABE DOESN’T CHASE TRENDS—SHE SETS THEM.
She doesn’t “shop.”
She **curates her existence** like a gallery of living art.
She knows that **true power isn’t in your bank account—it’s in how you move through the world**.
And when she steps onto white sand or marble terrace, every eye follows—not because she’s loud, but because **her presence is an event**.
These sandals? They’re the final touch.
The exclamation point on a life lived without permission.
They say:
*“I didn’t wait for an invitation. I bought the island.”*
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### THIS ISN’T FOR EVERYONE. GOOD.
If you’re still asking, “But can I wear these to the grocery store?”—**close this tab**.
Go back to your discount bin and your 10% off coupon.
But if you’re the woman who **flies first class just to nap**, who **orders truffle pasta without looking at the price**, who **knows that freedom smells like salt air and costs more than your neighbor’s car**—then listen closely.
There are **only a handful of pairs**.
Not because we’re playing games.
Because **true art cannot be mass-produced**.
And once they’re gone?
They’re gone.
Like summer.
Like youth.
Like the last moment you settled for less.
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### FINAL WORD: YOUR FEET DESERVE A THRONE.
You’ve built empires.
Raised legends.
Outmaneuvered systems designed to keep you small.
Now walk like it.
**Jet Set Babe Premium Custom Chain Detail Resort Sandals**
Concierge Price: **$2,000**
Availability: **Vanishing faster than your ex’s relevance**
Don’t *buy* them.
**Claim them.**
Because the world isn’t divided into rich and poor.
It’s divided into those who **dare to wear their worth**—and those who still apologize for existing.
Which one are you?
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*Drop a 🌊 if you know luxury isn’t bought—it’s embodied.*
*Tag the woman who walks like she owns the tide.*
Size: 34-45 EU/ UK 2-12/ US 2.5-11.5
Delivery 6-8 weeks
NO RETURNS OR EXCHANGES
Concierge price : $2000
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping
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