Guide Price: $200
**JET SET BABE PILATES PORSCHE WELLNESS EXPERIENCE MIAMI — IF YOU’RE NOT HERE, YOU’RE BROKE, BORING, OR BOTH.**
Listen up.
You think you’ve seen luxury? You think you’ve done “wellness?” You think sipping green juice in Lululemon while your Peloton gathers dust is “living your best life?”
WRONG.
You haven’t lived until you’ve dropped into downward dog with a matte black Porsche 911 Turbo S staring back at you like it’s judging your form — and honey, it should be.
This isn’t yoga in a sweaty studio with flickering fluorescent lights and that one girl who won’t stop chanting “namaste” like she’s summoning aliens.
This is **PILATES IN A PORSCHE SHOWROOM.**
Let me say that again.
**PILATES. IN. A. PORSCHE. SHOWROOM.**
And not just any Pilates — 45 minutes of controlled, core-crushing, Instagram-ready movement led by the legendary **Donna Trana** — a woman who doesn’t just teach Pilates, she weaponizes it. She’ll have you shaking, sweating, and sculpting that jet-set silhouette while surrounded by six-figure German engineering that purrs louder than your ex when you blocked him.
And when you’re done? You don’t stumble into a sad smoothie bar run by a dude named “River.”
No.
You glide — because yes, you will be gliding after lymphatic drainage — into a **CEREMONIAL MATCHA WORKSHOP** hosted by the **Matcha Maven**, where you’ll learn how to whip up liquid zen like a Kyoto monk with a black card. And guess what? You’re walking out with your own **PINK CERAMIC MATCHA SET** — because if your matcha bowl isn’t Instagrammable, did it even happen?
But we’re just getting started.
This isn’t a “wellness event.”
This is a **WELLNESS TAKEOVER.**
Let’s break it down like a bad relationship:
🔥 **Lymphatic Drainage Massages** by Zenith Wellness — because toxins don’t belong in your body or your DMs.
✨ **Mini Facials** by R&R Aesthetics — glow up while you show up.
💆♀️ **Scalp Consultations** by Praga Salon — because your hair should look like you own a Porsche, even if you’re still leasing.
⚡ **NAD+ Shots, Red Light Therapy & Cryotherapy** by Health Depot — biohack your way to looking 25 when you’re 35. Science says so.
🍓 **Acai Bowls & Hot Food** by Vale Food Co. — eat like a goddess, not a girl who “forgot” to meal prep.
💐 **Bloom Bar** — build your own floral flex. Roses for the ‘gram, baby.
🔫 **Chiro Gun Massages** by SnapCrack — get cracked open like a safe full of self-doubt.
👯♀️ **Social Wellness & More** — meet women who don’t ask “what do you do?” they ask “what are you building?”
And the dress code?
**ALL. PINK. 💗**
Not “pink accents.” Not “a pink scrunchie.” I’m talking head-to-toe millennial blush, bubblegum boss, Barbie-core energy. If you show up in black, security will hand you a pink boa and a warning.
This is Miami. This is luxury. This is the kind of morning that makes your feed look like a Vogue editorial and your soul feel like it just got a promotion.
You don’t “attend” this.
You **ascend.**
You don’t “go to Pilates.”
You **command the room while German metal gleams under studio lights.**
This is for the women who don’t wait for permission. Who don’t ask if they’re “ready.” Who show up, suit up (in pink), and take what’s theirs — whether that’s a sculpted waistline, a matcha ritual, a cryo session, or the confidence to walk into a Porsche showroom like you belong there.
Because you do.
You always did.
And if you’re sitting there thinking, “I’ll go next time…”
There won’t be a next time like this.
Tickets? Limited.
Vibes? Unlimited.
Regrets? Only if you skip it.
**Girls Gone Social didn’t come to play.**
They came to slay, sweat, sip, and serve main character energy in a room full of machines that cost more than your rent.
So what’s it gonna be?
Are you going to keep scrolling, sipping sad coffee in your pajamas?
Or are you going to show up, show out, and show everyone what a woman who owns her power — and maybe soon, her own Porsche — looks like?
👇 Drop the excuses. Grab your pink leggings. Secure your spot.
This isn’t wellness.
This is a **lifestyle launchpad.**
And the only thing more exclusive than the guest list?
The version of you that walks out of there.
**See you in pink. Or don’t. Your loss.**
— Slay Fitness OUT 🚨💸
*(P.S. Tag us when you post. If your story doesn’t break the algorithm, did you even go?)*
Guide Price: $200
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You think you’ve seen luxury? You think you’ve done wellness? You think sipping green juice in Lululemon while your Peloton gathers dust is living your best life? WRONG.
You haven’t lived until you’ve dropped into downward dog with a matte black Porsche 911 Turbo S staring back at you like it’s judging your form — and honey, it should be.
