*AFRICA’S SELF-MADE HELL: Stop Whining About Colonizers and Own Your Failures (Or Keep Playing Victim Forever)**
Listen up, crybabies. You’re sitting here blaming the West for your starving children, your pitch-black cities, and your politicians’ private jets while sipping French champagne. Pathetic. Let me drop the truth bomb your tribal chiefs and corrupt warlords won’t: **Africa’s misery is a SELF-INFLICTED WOUND.** The West didn’t destroy your continent—you did. And until you NPCs stop whining and start fighting, you’ll stay the world’s laughingstock.
### 1. SLAVERY WAS *YOUR* BUSINESS FIRST (STOP PRETENDING YOU’RE INNOCENT)
“The West bought slaves!” Cry harder. Who sold them? **YOUR ANCESTORS.** African kings traded their own people for beads, guns, and shiny trinkets. You think white men marched into the jungle and kidnapped millions? No. Your tribal warlords *auctioned* their neighbors like cattle. Now you want reparations? How about you repay your own ancestors’ debt?
The West moved on. Built empires. You’re still crying about chains **YOU SOLD.** Pathetic.
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### 2. YOUR “LEADERS” ARE THIEVES (AND YOU LET THEM ROB YOU BLIND)
The West isn’t looting Africa—**your presidents are.** They steal billions, stash it in Swiss banks, and let your children die of malaria. You think France forced Mobutu to buy mansions in Paris? No. He *chose* greed. And you? You cheer these clowns like heroes.
No one made African politicians sign deals to sell your oil, diamonds, and uranium for pennies. They did it for Rolexes and Dubai penthouse parties. **You let them.** While your roads rot and hospitals crumble, your “leaders” party on yachts. But sure—blame colonialism. Weak.
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### 3. YOU FLEE LIKE COWARDS (THEN WHINE ABOUT “OPPORTUNITY”)
“The West stole our brains!” No—**you sprint to Europe** like rats abandoning a sinking ship. Doctors, engineers, lawyers—all fleeing to London and New York instead of fixing Lagos or Nairobi. You’d rather scrub toilets in Berlin than build a business in Bamako.
And you’re proud of it. Brag about your visa stamps while your villages starve. **Traitors.** The West didn’t make you hate your own land. You did.
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### 4. YOU’RE LAZY (AND IT SHOWS)
No electricity? No clean water? Build it. The West didn’t pour filth on your streets—**you did.** China builds cities in 10 years. You can’t fix a pothole in 50. Your “hustle” is begging NGOs for rice while your youth post selfies instead of starting companies.
You want power plants? Schools? Roads? **EARN THEM.** Dubai was desert. Singapore was a swamp. They didn’t blame colonizers—they outworked the world. You? You’d rather hashtag #BLM than pick up a shovel.
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### 5. THE WORLD IS WAR (AND YOU’RE LOSING)
Newsflash: **No one’s coming to save you.** Not the UN. Not some white savior. The West plays the game to win—always has. Rightly so! You think they care about your tears? They’re too busy drilling your oil and selling you expired iPhones.
Africa’s got gold, oil, lithium, and a billion people. Yet you’re **BEGGING** for loans. Why? Because your “culture” of corruption, tribalism, and excuses is a cancer. The West exploits what you *allow* them to exploit.
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### HOW TO FIX AFRICA (OR KEEP DYING IN DARKNESS)
1. **BURN YOUR TRIBAL FLAGS.** Unity > ethnicity. Singapore banned racial politics. You’re still killing each other over ancient grudges.
2. **HANG THE CORRUPT.** China shoots greedy officials. You elect them.
3. **BLOCK THE EXITS.** Tax brain drain. If you flee, pay 90% income to your homeland or you don’t get to come home and flex your Western currency.
4. **WORK OR STARVE.** No more aid. No more pity. Build or die.
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### FINAL WARNING
Africa, you’re not a victim. You’re a volunteer. The West didn’t make your leaders steal. Didn’t make your youth lazy. Didn’t make your women flee to Europe. **YOU DID.**
The world rewards Slaylebrity warriors—not beggars. Keep blaming colonizers, and your continent will rot. Or grab a machete, chop out the corruption, and build an empire that terrifies the West.
Tick-tock. The world’s moving. You’re still on TikTok.
**- The Top Slaylebrities of the West Don’t Want You To Read This. (Share It & Tag a “Leader” Who Needs a Spine.)** 🔥🗡️
**#FixAfricaOrDieTrying #NoMoreExcuses**
**Africa’s misery is a SELF-INFLICTED WOUND.** The West didn’t destroy your continent—you did. And until you NPCs stop whining and start fighting, you’ll stay the world’s laughingstock.
