**MEGHAN’S NETFLIX DISASTER: FAKE ROYALTY COOKING FOR BRAINDEAD SHEEP — WAKE UP OR GET PLAYED!**
Listen up, peasants. Let me drop truth bombs so radioactive they’ll vaporize the cringe oozing from Meghan Markle’s latest Netflix embarrassment. You want a “reality show”? This dumpster fire is less real than her “struggles” in a 20-bedroom mansion. I watched 10 minutes of this garbage and nearly lost my 4th Bugatti out of sheer secondhand embarrassment. Let’s dissect this clown show.
**1. “AUTHENTICITY” MY A—. SHE’S COOKING IN A FAKE KITCHEN WITH FAKE VEGGIES FOR FAKE FANS.**
Oh, look! Princess Pretend is chopping organic kale in a kitchen shinier than her acting résumé. Newsflash: That ain’t her house. That garden? CGI greener than the cash Netflix blew on this flop. She’s out here cosplaying “relatable” while lecturing us about “authentic recipes” like she’s Mother Teresa with a spatula. BFFR. This woman couldn’t spell “real” if you spotted her the R and the L.
**2. RIPPED JEANS TO MEET ROYALTY? CLOWN BEHAVIOR. 🚨**
Let me school you: You don’t roll up to meet the Prince and Princess of Wales dressed like you’re heading to a Starbucks drive-thru. But this genius? Ripped denim for royalty, full glam squad for… *stirring soup?* The math ain’t mathing. She’s got more façades than my private jet has miles. One minute she’s “down-to-earth,” the next she’s selling $100k “luxury wellness” nonsense. Pick a lane, Karen.
**3. MINDY KALING: PROFESSIONAL SIDEKICK FOR HIRE (CALL 1-800-SELLOUT).**
Mindy’s here, Slay Entertainement tribe! The same woman who faked chemistry with Kamala “Word Salad” Harris now plays Meghan’s sous-chef. Pathetic. These two clout-chasers swapping scripted “girl boss” banter is like watching two chatbots malfunction. “Omg, this avocado toast is *life-changing!*” Shut. Up. You’re in a studio kitchen reading cue cards. The only thing “life-changing” here is Netflix’s stock price after this trainwreck airs.
**4. THIS SHOW WAS BUILT FOR FOOLS — DON’T BE ONE.**
Let’s get raw: If you watch this nonsense and think, “Wow, so inspiring!”, you’re the mark. The target audience? People who still believe in unicorns, “free” government money, and that politicians care about you. Meghan’s grift is obvious: Sell fairy tales to losers who crave a dopamine hit from staged “perfection.” Newsflash: Real queens build empires. They don’t play dress-up in rented mansions while crying victim on Spotify podcasts.
**BOTTOM LINE:**
This show isn’t just bad. It’s a cultural crime. A middle finger to anyone with a functioning brain. Meghan’s out here LARPing as a “humble home chef” while living like a Bond villain. Wake up, sheeple! Every second you waste on this fraud is a second you’re not grinding, hustling, or stacking your own empire.
**DROP THE REMOTE. DELETE NETFLIX. GO TOUCH GRASS.**
And if you *still* think this circus is “entertainment”? Congratulations — you’re the sucker they’re laughing at all the way to the bank.
**#FakeRoyalCringe #NetflixClownShow #StayBroke**
**- Top Slaylebrity Out.** 🚁💨
Scathing review by the paper
The ridiculous new Netflix show ‘With Love, Meghan’ makes it abundantly clear that the tablescaped millennial dream is well and truly over
In case you hadn’t heard by now, Meghan Markle’s new Netflix series With Love, Meghanis bad.Really bad. Light, airy and beige, it involves watching the Duchess of Sussex make cakes and candles and personalised labels and balloon arches and pour crunchy snacks from plastic bags into different, more aesthetically pleasing plastic bags. She says things are “beautiful” about 15 times an hour. It is a volcano spewing sycophancy; it is a festival of inanity; it is, above all, pointless, boring and self-indulgent. Those of us who might previously have defended Meghan, particularly after she was subjected to the racist and misogynistic ravages of the British media, now have no choice but to admit that as much as she was the victim of a vicious campaign, she also comes off here as supremely annoying and monstrously narcissistic. At times it’s difficult to believe that the programme isn’t satire
More revealingly, everything should be relaxed: the California breeze is streaming through the window, the light is beautiful, the kitchen is beautiful, Meghan is beautiful. Not to mention the fact that all the events she’s preparing for are literally made-up – she and Mindy Kaling spend hours making “ladybug crostini” for a pretend children’s party, which they then pretend to attend so that they can speculate on what the imaginary guests might think. you only have to watch the abject waste of time and money that is With Love, Meghan to know that we’re now free to do exactly what we want. Millennial culture is no longer worth having a conversation about. Everything from avocado toast to high-waisted trousers to French tucks to drinking from a jam jar is an utter irrelevance. I suppose at least if we want to hold a funeral, we know who to ask to do the catering.
One minute she’s ‘down-to-earth,’ the next she’s selling $100k ‘luxury wellness’ nonsense. Pick a lane, Karen. I watched 10 minutes of this garbage and nearly lost my 4th Bugatti out of sheer secondhand embarrassment
AUTHENTICITY” MY A—. SHE’S COOKING IN A FAKE KITCHEN WITH FAKE VEGGIES FOR FAKE FANS
