**Why Wedding Insurance Should Be Non-Negotiable: Stop Scamming Your Guests and Protect Everyone’s Interests**
Alright, brace yourselves. If you’re reading this, you’re probably either on the brink of planning a wedding, attending one, or you’re just here for the entertainment. Either way, you’re in for a treat. Let’s talk about something that no one seems to have the guts to address: Wedding Insurance. Yeah, I said it. You know what? It should be mandatory. Fasten your seatbelts, because I’m about to drop some truth bombs that’ll make you rethink everything you thought you knew about weddings.
### The Illusion of a Perfect Wedding
First things first—Let’s smash the illusion of the so-called “perfect” wedding. You think your wedding is going to be like something out of a fairy tale? Dream on. It’s more like a chaotic circus act where you’re the reluctant ringmaster. And here’s the kicker: you have the audacity to expect your guests to jump through flaming hoops for you! Are you serious?
### Destination Weddings: The Ultimate Scam
Let’s talk destination weddings. Bora Bora, really? How predictable. You want to drag your entire social circle across the globe with the promise of an exotic experience. Meanwhile, deep down, we ALL know it’s a scheme to make your Instagram look breathtaking and collect some shamelessly extravagant gifts. Let’s cut the BS, shall we?
### Horse Racing and Water Diving: Really?
You invite us to this supposedly magical destination, and then subject us to horse racing and water diving? Who’s insuring this madness? I’m not putting my life on the line to watch you try to live out your equestrian dreams, nor am I diving into shark-infested waters because you thought it’d be a “cool experience.”
If you’re going to plan activities that are one shade away from a Survivor challenge, you better have insurance. We didn’t sign up for your dangerous whims. We came to see two people make a commitment, not to gamble our safety.
### The Mockery of Marriage: Divorcing Within Days?
Now, let’s get down to the cold, hard facts. Why should anyone gift you thousands of dollars worth of presents, take time off work, and possibly even risk their lives, only to witness a joke of a commitment that ends in divorce within days or weeks? It’s happening more often than you think, and it’s a waste of everyone’s time and resources.
Do you know what you’re doing? You’re scamming us—your friends, your family, and your acquaintances. You’re stealing our time, our money, and our emotional investment. This is exactly why wedding insurance should be mandatory.
### Protecting All Interests: The Real Deal
Wedding insurance isn’t just some trivial detail. It’s crucial. It provides financial protection against unforeseen circumstances, not only for the bride and groom but also for the guests. Plane tickets cost money, accommodation isn’t cheap, and let’s not even start on the hidden expenses. When you add dangerous activities into the mix, it becomes absurdly obvious why insurance should be a prerequisite.
### The Bold Solution
So here’s the bottom line. If you’re planning a wedding, and you’re too naive to realize the importance of wedding insurance, you don’t deserve to get married. Period. It’s non-negotiable and should be treated as such. No wedding insurance? Don’t expect me—or anyone in their right mind—to show up.
We’re living in an age where common sense and accountability are out the window. Consider this your wake-up call. If wedding insurance isn’t on your checklist, you’re planning a party, not a marriage. It’s time to grow up and plan responsibly. The least you can do is make sure that if your marriage doesn’t go the distance, nobody else is left picking up the pieces.
Trust me, it’s not just for your protection—it’s for everyone’s.
So go ahead, rethink your wedding plans. And if you’ve got a drop of sense left, make wedding insurance mandatory. Your future married self, your guests, and even your bank account, will thank you.
Remember, you heard it here first. School of Affluence concierge, and this is your dose of reality. Plan smarter, not harder.
Until next time,
School of Affluence concierge
Let’s get down to the cold, hard facts. Why should anyone gift you thousands of dollars worth of presents, take time off work, and possibly even risk their lives, only to witness a joke of a commitment that ends in divorce within days or weeks? It's happening more often than you think, and it's a waste of everyone’s time and resources
