**DUBAI JUST DROPPED A FLAVOR BOMB SO LUXURIOUS, IT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL.**
And no—I’m not talking about another gold-plated supercar rolling down Sheikh Zayed Road.
I’m talking about **matcha chocolate** so refined, so decadently engineered, it hijacks your nervous system like a billionaire’s private jet taking off without permission.
You think you’ve tasted luxury?
You haven’t. Not until your tongue met the **Dubai Matcha Chocolate collab between @dopapa.uae and @creations.alhallab**—a fusion so audacious, it doesn’t just flirt with excellence… it *owns* it.
This isn’t candy.
This is **culinary warfare**—crafted for those who refuse to settle for mediocrity in flavor, form, or fucking philosophy.
Let’s break it down like I’m auditing your taste buds:
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### 🌸 **RASPBERRY MATCHA BAR** – *The Seductress of Al Hallab*
Tart, floral, and dangerously smooth. Imagine Dubai at sunset—pink skies, open top, AC blasting—while a whisper of Japanese green tea dances with ripe raspberry like two elite spies exchanging secrets in a penthouse suite.
It’s not sweet.
It’s **strategic**.
Every bite recalibrates your palate. You don’t eat this—you *negotiate* with it. And you always lose… in the best way.
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### 🍆 **UBE MATCHA BAR** – *The Purple Phantom from Dopapa*
Ube? In matcha chocolate?
Only in Dubai would someone have the **audacity** to blend Filipino royalty with Zen minimalism—and make it taste like a dream engineered in a lab funded by oil money and moonlight.
Velvety. Earthy. Mysterious.
This bar doesn’t ask for attention—it *demands* reverence. One square and you’re questioning every life choice that led you to eat mass-produced “chocolate” before.
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### 🫖 **SIGNATURE MATCHA BAR** – *The Sovereign Standard*
Pure. Uncompromising. **Elite.**
Single-origin matcha folded into white chocolate so clean, it feels like silk sliding over your soul. No distractions. No filler. Just **precision flavor**—the kind that makes weak men weep and strong women smirk.
This is the baseline.
And even the baseline here is **above your ceiling**.
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And if you’re serious about collecting experiences like others collect debt?
Grab the **MATCHA MILES BOX**—all three bars, plus stickers and a charm (because even your accessories need to flex).
AED 280?
That’s less than your valet tip at Burj Al Arab.
And this? This lasts longer than your ego after a bad trading day.
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This collab isn’t just food.
It’s a **manifesto**.
Dubai’s cruising culture—convertibles, palm-lined highways, the hum of ambition in the air—has been distilled into chocolate.
It’s motion. It’s mood. It’s **mastery**.
And it’s **limited**.
Because true luxury never sticks around long enough for the mediocre to catch up.
So ask yourself:
Are you the kind of person who *discovers* greatness…
Or the kind who hears about it **six months later** from someone who already sold out their stash on the secondary market?
Don’t wait.
Don’t “think about it.”
**Move.**
📍 Pick it up at ****Dopa Matcha**.
🌐 Or order online before some crypto bro buys the entire batch to melt into his gold-plated bathtub.
This isn’t dessert.
It’s your **next status symbol**.
And if you taste it and don’t feel like you’ve been kissed by the future?
Then your palate’s still on probation.
— **Stay sharp. Stay hungry. And for God’s sake, stop eating peasant chocolate.** 💚✨🇦🇪
LOCATION
DOPA MATCHA UAE
Alserkal Building – 6C Street – Al Quoz – Dubai – United Arab Emirates
if you taste it and don’t feel like you’ve been kissed by the future? Then your palate’s still on probation.
