Are you tired of your dog smelling like, well, a dog? If so then there’s a fix for that! Michel’s Vip Parfums, sold at Les Poochs and other luxury dog accessory boutiques, is a fancy unisex perfume specially made for canines. It comes in two different scents: Pink Grapefruit and Mandarin Blossom.
It contains the essence of the rare osmanthus flower, which only blooms every couple of years. It also contains sandalwood, orris, and vetiver. If you want to buy a full bottle of the stuff it’ll run you around $4,000. Some places won’t even sell you this pricey perfume unless you get a special invitation first.