**DONALD TRUMP IS A $500 STREETWALKER IN A $5,000 SUIT – AND ELON JUST GOT FLEECED BY THE ULTIMATE HOOKER POLITICIAN.**

**LISTEN HERE, YOU POLITICALLY NAIVE, HOPELESSLY TRUSTING, STARSTRUCK SHEEP:**

I told you.
**I FUCKING TOLD YOU.**
But you didn’t listen.
You never listen.

Now watch the **GREATEST POLITICAL PROSTITUTION SHOW** in modern history:
**DONALD TRUMP – THE ORANGE-HUED HUSTLER** – just took Elon Musk’s endorsement, his influence, his **PRESIDENTIAL SWAY**, used him like a $2 crack whore…
**THEN KICKED HIM TO THE CURB AND THREATENED TO DEPORT HIS ASS BACK TO AFRICA.**

**“TAKE A LOOK AT DEPORTING ELON”?!**
**“DOGE MIGHT HAVE TO EAT HIM”?!**
**THIS ISN’T POLITICS – IT’S A CHEAP MOTEL TRANSACTION GONE WRONG.**

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### 🔥 TRUMP’S PLAYBOOK: **HOE 101**
1. **THE SEDUCTION:**
*“I LOVE TESLURRRR!!”*
**Translation:** *“Baby, you’re special. Not like the others.”*
He whispers sweet nothings – **JUICY SUBSIDIES! TAX BREAKS! REGULATIONS GONE!** – while unzipping his policies.

2. **THE SERVICE RENDERED:**
**ELON ENDORSED HIM.**
Leveraged his platform.
Gave Trump **TECH BILLIONAIRE CRED** with the masses.
**PAID IN FULL.**

3. **THE POST-NUT DISASTER:**
Trump gets what he wants.
**NOW HE’S THROWING ELON’S CLOTHES OUT THE WINDOW:**
*“Subsidies? Fuck your subsidies. Electric cars? Dumb. South Africa? Pack your bags, sweetheart.”*
**CLASSIC PROSTITUTE MOVE:** Take the cash, torch the client’s reputation on the way out.

4. **THE PUBLIC HUMILIATION TOUR:**
**“HE GETS MORE SUBSIDIES THAN ANY HUMAN IN HISTORY!”**
**“CLOSE UP SHOP! GO HOME!”**
**“BIG MONEY TO BE SAVED!”**
**THIS ISN’T POLICY – IT’S A PIMP SLAP.**
He’s bragging to his next trick: *“See how I handled that billionaire? You’re next.”*

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### 🚨 ELON’S FATAL MISTAKE: **THINKING HE WAS THE EXCEPTION**
**YOU IMBECILE.**
**TRUMP WEARS LOYALTY LIKE A CONDOM – USE IT ONCE, THROW IT AWAY.**
You gave him **YOUR INFLUENCE. YOUR CREDIBILITY. YOUR ENDORSEMENT.**
**FOR WHAT?!**
So he could **RENT YOUR REPUTATION** to win votes…
**THEN DUMP YOU ON TWITTER LIKE A USED TISSUE?**

**“But Slay Politics Concierge, Trump needed Elon!”**
**NO.**
**TRUMP NEEDS *ANYONE* WITH A PULSE AND A CHECKBOOK.**
**You were just the highest bidder.**
Now that the **ELECTION ORGASM** is over?
**YOU’RE A LIABILITY. AN EXPENSE LINE. A TARGET.**

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### 💥 THE RAW TRUTH ABOUT POLITICAL PROSTITUTION
**TRUMP ISN’T A LEADER – HE’S A *TRANSACTION*.**
His loyalty lasts **EXACTLY** as long as your last payment.
– **PAID HIM WITH LOYALTY?** He’ll betray you.
– **PAID HIM WITH POWER?** He’ll undercut you.
– **PAID HIM WITH VOTES?** He’ll INSULT YOU ON STAGE.

**HE’S A **BEGGAR KING**:**
– **NEEDS ELON’S MONEY?** *“Tesla is the future! I love innovation!”*
– **DOESN’T NEED ELON?** *“Subsidies are for LOSERS! Deport the nerd!”*

**THIS ISN’T EVEN *CUNNING* – IT’S DESPERATION.**
**A REAL DON** builds empires.
**A REAL KING** honors alliances.
**TRUMP?** He’s a **SWAP MEET HOOKER** haggling over his next fix.

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### 🏁 THE VERDICT: **NEVER TRUST A POLITICIAN WITH YOUR LEGACY**
**ELON LEARNED THE HARD WAY:**
**POLITICIANS DON’T HAVE ALLIES – THEY HAVE CLIENTS.**
And when the **SERVICE** is done?
**THEY’LL BROADCAST YOUR BEDROOM WEAKNESSES TO THE WORLD.**

**TO ELON:**
Get off your knees.
Stop begging for scraps from **WASHED HUSTLERS.**
**BUILD YOUR OWN GODDAMN KINGDOM.**
**ROCKETS >>>> POLITICAL PIMP GAMES.**

**TO TRUMP:**
Keep turning tricks.
Your **HOE POLITICS** are transparent.
**REAL SLAYLEBRITY ALPHAS BUILD – THEY DON’T RENT.**

**#TrumpTheHustler #PoliticalProstitute #ElonGotPlayed #BetaBillionaire #HoePolitics #LoyaltyForSale #PimpInChief #SlayPoliticsTruth #UsedAndAbused #WelcomeToTheMatrix #PayToPlay #BackToSouthAfrica**

**👇 DROP A COMMENT: WHO’S THE BIGGER FOOL – ELON FOR TRUSTING A HOOKER, OR TRUMP FOR BURNING HIS RICHEST TRICK?**
**🔥 (TRUMP’S NEXT BOOK: *“THE ART OF THE DEAL… BUT FOR $20 IN A TRUCK STOP”*)**

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