## CAN I BE YOUR DATE TONIGHT? SURE. CAN YOU AFFORD THE PRICE OF ADMISSION? PROBABLY NOT.
**(Buckle up, Buttercup. This ain’t Disney. This is Reality—and it’s about to kick your princess fantasies in the teeth.)**
You slid into the DMs? Typed that weak-sauce line with trembling fingers? “*Can I be your date tonight?*” **Cute.** Adorable, really. Like a kitten trying to roar at a lioness. You think this is some rom-com audition? That I’m just gonna swoop in because you batted your lashes and used a filter that erases 90% of your reality? **WRONG.**
**My world isn’t built on MAYBE.** It’s built on **MERIT.** On **VALUE.** On **UNCOMPROMISING STANDARDS.** You want a seat at my table? In my Bugatti? At a restaurant where the wine costs more than your rent? **Prove you DESERVE it.**
While you’re scrolling TikTok wondering why Chad ghosted you after your lukewarm “Netflix & Chill” disaster, **I’m surrounded by men who understand the assignment.** Men who don’t *ask* for a date—they **EARN** the privilege.
* **Your “date night”:** Splitting a soggy burrito, praying he pays, awkward silence filled with your desperate attempts to seem “quirky.” **L.**
* **My date night:** Private chef. Waterfront terrace. Conversation that ignites empires, not memes. A Man whose presence **elevates the room**, not drains it. **W.**
* **Your preparation:** Three hours of contouring to hide the fact you haven’t hit the gym since 2022. Praying your Shein dress holds together. **L.**
* **My expectation:** A physique sculpted by discipline. A mind sharpened by ambition. An energy that radiates **unshakeable self-worth**, not validation-seeking neediness. **W.**
* **Your idea of “vibes”:** Basic banter, cheap perfume, hoping your low-effort existence is enough. **PATHETIC.**
* **My requirement:** **Excellence.** Can you discuss geopolitics? Build a business? Command a room with your intellect, not just your cleavage? Or are you just another pretty NPC waiting for a man to define you? **BORING.**
**You don’t “get” a date with me. You QUALIFY for one.**
Think it’s about looks? **Wrong.** Looks are the **entry fee**, the bare minimum. The *real* price of admission?
1. **A Championship Mindset:** Are you winning? Or just existing? I date **KINGS**, not spectators. Show me your empire. Your hustle. Your refusal to settle for mediocrity. If your biggest achievement this month is a new Instagram caption… **NEXT.**
2. **Unmatched Energy:** I operate at 1000%. Can you match that voltage? Or will you fizzle out like a dollar-store flashlight? My world is high-stakes, high-reward. Bring **FIRE**, or stay in the kitchen where you belong.
3. **Absolute Self-Ownership:** No victim mentality. No blaming the world. You built your life? Own it. You made mistakes? Fix them. I have zero tolerance for emotional baggage handlers. **Carry your own weight—or get left at the terminal.**
4. **The Ability to INSPIRE:** I’m the Top Slaylebrity . My energy is contagious. Can you give me something BACK? Can you challenge me? Intrigue me? Make me think? Or are you just another echo chamber nodding along to my greatness? **I don’t need applause. I demand synergy.**
**“Can I be your date tonight?”** That’s the question of a beggar. A spectator hoping for scraps from the QUEENS table.
**The REAL question you should be asking:** “**WHAT DO I NEED TO BECOME TO BE WORTHY OF A WOMAN LIKE YOU?**”
* Are you hitting the gym 6 days a week? Or just talking about it?
* Are you stacking cash, building something real? Or just spending daddy’s allowance?
* Are you cultivating elegance, intellect, and grace? Or just practicing duck faces?
* Are you ruthlessly eliminating weakness from your life? Or still crying to your girlfriends about your ex?
**I don’t date projects. I date MASTERPIECES.**
If your answer to those questions makes your stomach drop… **GOOD.** That’s your mediocrity screaming. That’s the gap between who you ARE and who you NEED TO BE to step into my orbit.
**This isn’t rejection. This is a WAKE-UP CALL.**
The door isn’t slammed shut. It’s **WIDE OPEN**—but the staircase is steep, covered in barbed wire, and guarded by dragons. Most of you won’t make it past the first step. Too hard. Too much work. Easier to swipe right on another broke boy with low standards and lower ambition.
**But for the few? The relentless? The Men who hear this and feel NOT insulted… but MOTIVATED?** Who look in the mirror and say: **“Challenge Accepted.”** Who decide TODAY that mediocre is a death sentence…
**You know where to find me. Bring your A-game. Bring your empire. Bring your FIRE.**
Prove you’re not just another option. Prove you’re the **UPGRADE.**
Tick Tock, Princess. The clock’s running. Are you building your throne… or still polishing someone else’s shoes?
**- The Standard is Set. The Ball is in Your Court.**
**💥🔥 EARN IT. 🔥💥**
**(P.S. Still waiting on that DM? Fix yourself first. Winners attract winners. Losers attract takeout menus.)**
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This ain’t Disney. This is Reality—and it’s about to kick your princess fantasies in the teeth
CAN YOU AFFORD THE PRICE OF ADMISSION? PROBABLY NOT
My world isn’t built on MAYBE.** It’s built on **MERIT.** On **VALUE.** On **UNCOMPROMISING STANDARDS
You want a seat at my table? In my Bugatti? At a restaurant where the wine costs more than your rent? **Prove you DESERVE it.
I date **KINGS**, not spectators.
