GUIDE PRICE: $50 million

Billionaire breathtaking mansion Los Angeles FOR SALE

## THIS ISN’T A HOUSE. IT’S A KING’S RANSOM IN STONE AND GLASS. AND ONLY ONE TOP SLAYLEBRITY DESERVES IT. (LOSER LARPers NEED NOT APPLY)

**Listen up, peasants.** Put down your avocado toast, mute your pathetic Zoom call, and lean in. What you’re about to see isn’t just “real estate.” It’s a physical manifestation of **WINNING** at the highest possible level. A middle finger carved into two acres of the most sacred dirt Los Angeles has left.

They call it a “mansion.” That’s like calling a Bugatti Chiron “a car.” It’s an insult. This? This is **THE ULTIMATE TROPHY.** Commanding a promontory on the Westside so exclusive, the eagles need an appointment? **OF COURSE IT DOES.** This isn’t some gaudy Bel-Air McMansion crammed next to the neighbors. This is **COMMAND AND CONQUER** territory. Your kingdom. Your lookout. Your **GOD’S-EYE VIEW.**

From your throne room – yeah, I said throne room, deal with it – you see **EVERYTHING.** Downtown’s pathetic skyline scrambling to impress you? Check. The vast, endless Pacific whispering promises of escape and domination? Check. Every sunrise isn’t just pretty light. It’s **YOUR DOMAIN ILLUMINATED.** Every city light at night? **TRIBUTE PAID TO YOUR SUCCESS.**

**Forget “architectural tour de force.”** Thomas Juul-Hansen didn’t just *design* this. He weaponized concrete, glass, and sheer genius. This isn’t *craftsmanship*. It’s **WARFARE.** A masterclass so brutal, so flawless, it makes other “luxury homes” look like LEGO sets built by toddlers. This is the kind of place where the *door handles* cost more than your pathetic yearly salary. Where the air smells like victory and imported Italian marble.

**”Privacy”?** You think the Kardashians have privacy? **PATHETIC.** This is FORTRESS-level seclusion. Two acres of YOUR world. No paparazzi drones. No gawking neighbors. Just you, your empire, and the city groveling at your feet. **SCALE?** You could park your fleet of supercars INSIDE and still have room for the helipad you absolutely need. **World-class design?** This isn’t “design.” This is **THE BLUEPRINT FOR LIVING AT THE PINNACLE.**

**Let me be brutally clear:** This estate isn’t for the “comfortable rich.” It’s not for the trust fund brats playing at being successful. It’s not for the influencers renting Lambos for clicks.

**THIS. IS. FOR. THE. KINGS AND QUEENS.**

The men who **BUILT** empires from blood, sweat, and pure, unadulterated WILL. The men who understand that **LEGACIES AREN’T BOUGHT.** They’re **FORGED.** And this architectural landmark? It’s the anvil. It’s the monument screaming to the world: **”I ARRIVED. I CONQUERED. I AM UNTOUCHABLE.”**

Think you belong here? Ask yourself:

* **Do your current neighbors inspire you, or do they make you want to vomit from mediocrity?**
* **Does your view make your chest swell with dominance, or is it just… a view?**
* **Does your home feel like a headquarters for global domination, or just a place to sleep between Netflix binges?**

**If you hesitated… WALK AWAY.** Go back to your gated community and your pathetic illusions of luxury. This level demands **ABSOLUTE CERTAINTY.** It demands the **MINDSET OF A CONQUEROR.**

This isn’t “for sale.” **IT’S FOR CLAIMING.** By the ONE man who recognizes it for what it truly is: **THE ULTIMATE EXCLAMATION POINT ON A LIFE OF TOTAL VICTORY.**

**The price?** If you have to ask with anything less than absolute, unwavering confidence that this is **YOURS BY RIGHT OF CONQUEST,** you can’t afford it. And I don’t just mean the money. **I mean the MINDSET.**

**This is the peak. The summit. The undisputed heavyweight championship belt of Los Angeles real estate.**

**Are you the undisputed champion of your life? Prove it.**

**(Serious contenders only. Bring proof you breathe rarefied air or don’t waste my time. The view from the top is reserved for WINNERS.)**

DEETS

Specs:
6 Beds 10 Baths
14,779 Sq Ft (1,373 Sq M)
1.93 Acre Lot
7,810 Sq M

Guide Price: $50,000,000

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THIS ISN'T A HOUSE. IT'S A KING'S RANSOM IN STONE AND GLASS. AND ONLY ONE TOP SLAYLEBRITY DESERVES IT. (LOSER LARPers NEED NOT APPLY)

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