## APPLE JUST DIED. AND TIM COOK’S MARKETING CLOWNS ARE DRESSING THE CORPSE. (WAKE THE F*CK UP!)
**Let’s be real, people.**
Apple just rolled over and took its last pathetic gasp. The “innovation” powerhouse? The “Think Different” legends? **DEAD.** Buried under a mountain of marketing bullsh*t so thick you need a f*cking industrial excavator to find a single original idea.
They stood on that WWDC stage like emperors strutting in invisible clothes. *”Behold! AI!”* they screamed. **WHERE?!** Show me the APPLE AI! Not this pathetic, watered-down, *”we’ll maybe kinda sorta let ChatGPT do the heavy lifting later, probably, if you beg”* cop-out. **EMBARRASSING.**
**F*CK AROUND AND FIND OUT, APPLE.**
You’ve been f*cking around for YEARS. Polishing the same tired iPhone chassis. Incrementing numbers like it means something. Charging $1000 for a phone that **STILL CAN’T MAKE THE NOTES APP WORK RELIABLY?!** Are you KIDDING ME?! It’s the digital equivalent of a Ferrari that stalls at every red light. **A DISGRACE.**
**The Emperor Has NO Clothes. NO Brains. NO BALLS.**
* **”Apple Intelligence”?** More like **Apple Incompetence.** It’s Siri with a cheap Halloween mask. Competitors are building Skynet, and Apple’s handing out Tamagotchis. PATHETIC.
* **”Innovation”?** Where? Folding phones? Samsung did it years ago. REAL AI? Google and Microsoft are eating your lunch. Custom silicon? Congrats, you made a slightly faster brick that still runs the same buggy-ass OS.
* **”It Just Works”?** **LIES.** The Notes app sync is a cosmic joke. iCloud is a digital black hole. AirDrop is a game of roulette. Your ecosystem is held together with duct tape and the desperate prayers of fanboys who haven’t tasted REAL tech freedom.
**Your marketing team? Top-tier con artists.**
Seriously. Gold medal mental gymnasts. They take a reheated plate of yesterday’s leftovers, sprinkle on some buzzwords – “Pro!” “Max!” “Revolutionary!” “Magical!” – shine a $10 million spotlight on it, and expect the sheep to BAAAA in delight. **SMOKE AND MIRRORS.** Pure illusion. Designed to distract you from the rot at the core.
**You know why they do it?**
Because YOU keep buying it. You see the shiny logo, the sleek (unchanging) design, the cult-like aura, and you open your wallets like brainwashed minions. **STOP FUNDING MEDIOCRITY.**
Apple isn’t the greatest company in the world anymore. **It’s a museum.** A beautifully curated, exorbitantly priced museum dedicated to its *past* glory. Steve Jobs is spinning in his grave so fast he could power Cupertino for a decade. He built an empire on *disrupting*, on *terrifying the status quo*. Tim Cook? He’s building an empire on **fear of change** and **brand loyalty leveraged like a weapon**.
**RIP Apple.**
The king is dead. The “geniuses” in Cupertino are just court jesters performing for shareholders, praying the music doesn’t stop.
**The competition isn’t coming. THEY’RE HERE.** And they’re building the future while Apple polishes its coffin.
**WAKE. UP.**
Demand better. Expect more. Or shut up and keep paying $40 for a fucking polishing cloth while your “Pro” device can’t even handle a simple text note without imploding.
**The choice is yours, sheep. Keep grazing in the walled garden of decay? Or break the f*ck out and find REAL technology?**
**TOP SLAYLEBRITY OUT.** 💀☠️
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APPLE JUST DIED. AND TIM COOK'S MARKETING CLOWNS ARE DRESSING THE CORPSE. (WAKE THE F*CK UP!)
Apple just rolled over and took its last pathetic gasp. The innovation powerhouse? The Think Different legends? **DEAD.**
Buried under a mountain of marketing bullsh*t so thick you need a f*cking industrial excavator to find a single original idea.
They stood on that WWDC stage like emperors strutting in invisible clothes. *Behold! AI!* they screamed. **WHERE?!** Show me the APPLE AI! Not this pathetic, watered-down, *we'll maybe kinda sorta let ChatGPT do the heavy lifting later, probably, if you beg* cop-out. **EMBARRASSING.**
F*CK AROUND AND FIND OUT, APPLE.** You've been f*cking around for YEARS. Polishing the same tired iPhone chassis. Incrementing numbers like it means something. Charging $1000 for a phone that **STILL CAN'T MAKE THE NOTES APP WORK RELIABLY?!** Are you KIDDING ME?! It’s the digital equivalent of a Ferrari that stalls at every red light. **A DISGRACE
