Concierge Price: $80,000
**10 Slaylebrity Wigs That’ll Make Peasants Weep This Summer (Billionaire Wives Only)**
Listen here, broke bots. Summer’s here, and while you’re sweating in your $5 drugstore ponytail wrap, the **SLAYLEBRITY ALPHA FEMALES** are upgrading their scalps to weapons-grade slayage. I’m talking wigs so lethal, so luxurious, they’ll make your midlife-crisis Mercedes blush. These aren’t hairpieces—they’re **POWER MOVES**. For jet-set babes and billionaire wives who understand that *existing* isn’t enough—you must **ANNIHILATE**.
Here’s your bible. Study it.
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**1. **“Private Jet Blonde” – The Ultimate Trophy Wife Flex**
This isn’t blonde. This is *liquid arrogance*. 24-inch platinum waves that scream, “I vacation in Monaco *twice* a month.” Pair it with oversized sunglasses and a disdain for peasants.
**Why it slays**: Because basic blondes get ignored. **GODDESS BLONDES** get prenups rewritten.
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**2. **“CEO Brunette” – For Women Who Sign Checks, Not Autographs**
Sharp, blunt-cut espresso brunette that says, “I own the boardroom *and* the yacht club.” This wig doesn’t ask for permission—it fires interns.
**Why it slays**: Karens have “can I speak to the manager” energy. This wig *is* the manager.
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**3. **“Bombshell Red” – For When You Want to Burn the Club Down**
Fiery crimson curls that laugh at “natural beauty.” This is the wig you wear when you need exes to relapse and billionaires to forget their prenups.
**Why it slays**: Redheads are rare. **WEAPONIZED REDHEADS** are extinction-level events.
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**4. **“Mafia Wife Black” – Sleek, Silent, Deadly**
Jet-black, bone-straight, and sharper than a hitman’s blade. This wig doesn’t speak—it nods. Pair it with a black Amex and a bodyguard named Dmitri.
**Why it slays**: Basic black is for funerals. **MAFIA BLACK** is for widows who *caused* the funeral.
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**5. **“Yacht Party Balayage” – Rich Bitch Beach Energy**
Sun-kissed ombré that whispers, “I summer in St. Tropez *and* own the villa.” Wind-swept layers? Nah. This is *hurricane-chic*.
**Why it slays**: Real ones know saltwater ruins their hair. **WINNERS** switch wigs between champagne toasts.
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**6. **“VIP Section Pink” – For Girls Who Get Bottles, Not Bills**
Pastel pink pixie cut that screams, “I’m the reason clubs have velvet ropes.” Pair it with a sneer and a security detail.
**Why it slays**: Pink is for Barbies. **VIP PINK** is for women who *buy* the Dreamhouse.
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**7. **“Gold Digger Gold” – 24K Audacity**
Metallic gold streaks woven into honey-blonde waves. This wig doesn’t just marry rich—it *divorces richer*.
**Why it slays**: Gold is a metal. **GOLD DIGGER** is a lifestyle.
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**8. **“Runway Rapunzel” – Length = Leverage**
32-inch mermaid waves that say, “I have *staff* to brush this.” For women who turn sidewalks into catwalks and exes into cautionary tales.
**Why it slays**: Long hair is a choice. **RAPUNZEL ENERGY** is a threat.
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**9. **“Espresso Martini Bob” – Short, Strong, No Sugar**
Chin-length, jet-black bob that’s all edges. This wig doesn’t “Netflix and chill”—it signs NDAs and leaves before sunrise.
**Why it slays**: Bobs are cute. **ESPRESSO BOB** is a contractual obligation.
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**10. **“Unbothered Silver” – Age Like Dom Perignon**
Icy platinum-silver lob for women who’ve outgrown Botox and embraced **TERRORIZING** the youth. Pair it with a smirk and a portfolio.
**Why it slays**: Gray hair is aging. **SILVER SIREN** is asset management.
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**THE LESSON HERE, LADIES?**
Your hair isn’t an “accessory.” It’s a **STATEMENT**. A declaration of war. These wigs aren’t for “looking pretty”—they’re for *ending* careers, *crushing* enemies, and *flexing* so hard your accountant needs a raise.
So this summer, while the peasants fry their split ends in the sun, **STEP YOUR WIG GAME UP**. Or get left in the dust with the rest of the NPCs.
**#WigOrDie**
**#SlaylebritiesOnly**
**#HairIsWarfare**
*- The Real Top SLAYLEBRITY* 💸
DEETS
Slay My Hair salon-inspired designs let Jet set women spend less time primping and more time enjoying their vacation and life.
Each piece is Handmade strand by strand to your exact measurements.
Slay My Hair couture wigs benefits
. Custom wig
. Comfortable & Natural
.100% unprocessed human hair cut from one donor
.Soft silk base
. Bleached and toned knots
. Adjustable cap with straps
.Hand tied knots
.baby hair laid
Brazilian, Peruvian or European human hair
Silk base Human Hair Wig
With Baby Hair
(1)Brand Name: Slay My Hair wigs
(2)Hair Style :no part
(3)Texture :silky
(4)Color: as shown
(5)Length: AS SHOWN
(6)Baby Hairs: Yes, Around The Perimeter
(7)Density:130%
(8)Material:100% unprocessed Brazilian, Peruvian or Indonesian Human Hair Wig
(9)Cap Type: complete silk base wig
(10)Hairline:Pre Plucked Natural Hairline
(11)Bleached knots: Bleached knots are also along the perimeter to make the hairline even more undetectable
(12)Cap Size: custom
(13)All hand tied and natural
HAND MADE WIG – , hand-tied by professionals, stitch by stitch.
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PRODUCT INFO
Wash your human hair wig once about 1-2 month is best, and also it depends on the frequency of wearing.
Use cold water or mild water to clean your hair wig.
Apply a very small drop of high-quality mild shampoo to the wet hair (avoid the scalp area).
Comb the shampoo through the hair from top to bottom using gentle downward strokes one section at a time. Do not rub the hair or scalp as you would with your own.
Gently apply some of the soapy water to the inside of the cap. Do not scrub the cap.
Rinse again with cool to lukewarm water from the top down and from the inside of the cap to remove excess shampoo.
Gently blot hair with a towel.
**This wig is custom made to fit. We do not use generic cap sizes. Once you order, Slay my hair VIP concierge team will contact you requesting your head measurements.
YOUR WIG IS HANDMADE
Each wig is the culmination of over 15 years of personal experience wearing wigs, and expert experience making wigs.
SLAY MY HAIR IS ETHICAL
SLAY MY HAIR do not source human hair from temples. The women SLAY MY HAIR source hair from benefited economically from this transaction.
YOUR WIG IS MADE JUST FOR YOU
After placing your order, a member of THE SLAY CONCIERGE team will contact you requesting your measurements, to create a wig that is made especially for you.
YOUR WIG IS WORTH THE WAIT
Custom-fit wigs are more comfortable, sit more securely. and look more natural. Your custom wig may take longer to make than most wigs, but your wig is worth the wait.
Remarks
– This item is MADE-TO-ORDER and it is not in stock. PRODUCTION TIME is 8-12 working day weeks.
Once the order of this MADE-TO-ORDER item is placed and production has started, there is NO CANCELLATION and/or NO ALTERATION to the order.
** Do not place order if you cannot accept these terms on our made-to-order items.
**- Color that appears on your monitor could vary form the original color of the wig due to different monitor settings.
Delivery 6-12 weeks
No returns or exchanges.
Concierge Price: $80,000
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping
Slay Concierge Purchase note
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