Celebrate your bond with an ultra steamy look into the future.
For Valentine’s Day, slip your significant other the most sexed up, inappropriate 3D greeting card on the internet. The outside cover of this dirty “Grow Old” card puts the naked truth about aging bush, butts and nuts on display. Who knew time and gravity could be so yum? As your better half opens this cheeky greeting card, they’ll be touched by an elderly couple’s low-hanging, pop up private parts. Technically, your future private parts.
So, get a proper laugh out of your partner by showing them you don’t care if wrinkly nuts drag or milk bags sag. You’re ridin’ this wave to the grave.
Perfect Occasions:
Dirty Valentine’s Day cards for boyfriend or girlfriend, funny Anniversary cards for husband or wife, hilarious birthday cards for best friends of opposite sex, cheeky adult greeting cards for couples or friends with good sense of humor, and more.
What’s Inside:
* Card size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
* Envelope size: 5” x 7” (13cm x 18cm)
* Note card for handwritten message: 4” x 6” (10cm x 15cm)
* Backside of old, naked couple on front cover
* Inside of card has full nude, elderly couple
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Delivery 2-3 weeks
No returns or exchanges
Price: $39
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping
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The most sexed up greeting card ever! Who knew time and gravity could be so yum? Get a proper laugh out of your partner by showing them you don’t care if wrinkly nuts drag or milk bags sag. You’re ridin’ this wave to the grave.
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