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If you can’t afford to go to Disney don’t go to Disney
By Slay Bambinis## DISNEY DAD CRYING OVER $1000 BILL? YOU’RE A FINANCIAL TERRORIST! LEVEL UP OR GET DELETED. **LISTEN UP, BROKE BOYS…
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MY MOTHER SMILES. (YOU SHOULD BE TERRIFIED.)
By Slay Bambinis## MY MOTHER SMILES. (YOU SHOULD BE TERRIFIED.) **Listen up, broke boys and clueless NPCs.** You think you understand power?…
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Junior wellness rituals Versace Dubai
By Slay Bambinis## JUNIOR WELLNESS RITUALS? THIS IS HOW YOU BREED A GENERATION OF SPOILED, SENSITIVE SHEEP! (TOP SLAYLEBRITY SURVIVAL GUIDE) **LISTEN…
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Rare Birkin or slay my bambini doll is the equivalent of the Rare secret Labubu
By Slay Bambinis## YOUR LABUBU DOLL IS A BROKE BOY’S TOY. UNLESS IT’S A $150K SLAY MY BAMBINI, YOU’RE PLAYING WITH FISHER-PRICE.…
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What do you do when your family don’t care about you?
By Slay Bambinis## YOUR FAMILY IGNORES YOU? GOOD. NOW UNLEASH THE BEAST THEY CREATED. (FUCK THEM.) **Let me get this straight.** You…