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Water your hair as much as possible
By adaobi ebozue## WATER YOUR HAIR AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. (YOUR SCALP IS A BATTLEFIELD.) **LISTEN UP, YOU CRUSTY-SCALPED, DUSTY-HAIRED SHELLS OF…
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You don’t have what you want because you don’t want to give up what you have
By adaobi ebozue## YOU’RE POOR, WEAK, AND STUCK BECAUSE YOU’RE A COMFORT-JUNKIE (TIME TO DETOX, LOSER) **LISTEN UP, BROKE ZOMBIES.** You whine…
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Once you see the writing on the wall don’t delay change direction
By adaobi ebozue**THE WRITING IS ON THE WALL—IGNORE IT AND YOU’RE FINISHED** 💣🔥 Listen here, cupcake. Life isn’t a participation trophy daycare.…
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Why should anyone believe in you when you don’t even believe in yourself
By adaobi ebozue**NO ONE OWES YOU BELIEF — HERE’S WHY YOUR SELF-DOUBT MAKES YOU A LOSER”** Listen up, crybaby. You’re sitting there…
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Yes I am an African Diva Queen
By adaobi ebozue**🔥 YOU’RE BROKE, WEAK, AND IRRELEVANT—AND IT’S YOUR FAULT. HERE’S HOW TO FIX IT. 🔥** *(An African Diva Queen’s Guide…