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Guess what song I’m singing
By Isabella Fairfax## YOUR EARS ARE BROKEN. LET ME FIX THEM. (BEFORE I DELETE THIS.) Look at you. Sitting there. Thumb hovering…
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My don’t you dare look
By Isabella Fairfax**MY DON’T YOU DARE LOOK** You think you’re ready for this? You think your soft little brain—trained by TikTok lullabies…
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I always think about your face
By Isabella Fairfax**TOP SLAYLEBRITY MINDSET: IF YOU’RE STILL “THINKING ABOUT HER FACE,” YOU’RE ALREADY A LOSER.** Let’s cut the romantic, simping, Disney-princess…
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TOP SLAYLEBRITIES DON’T SEND HEART EMOJIS. THEY BUILD EMPIRES.
By Isabella Fairfax**TOP SLAYLEBRITIES DON’T SEND HEART EMOJIS. THEY BUILD EMPIRES.** Listen up, broke boy. While you’re over there double-tapping your phone…
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Almost slipped
By Isabella FairfaxAlright. Listen up. You were this close. You hit the snooze button. Again. You scrolled through the meaningless trash on…