**WHAT’S YOUR FAVE PLACE FOR A FIRST DATE? (WRONG ANSWERS ONLY, BETA MALES.)**

Listen here, Cupid-cucks and simps with duct-taped wallets—if your idea of a “first date” is splitting a sad appetizer at Applebee’s or holding hands in a park like two broke hobbits, you’ve already lost. **First dates aren’t romance. They’re AUDITIONS.** And if you’re not dominating the scene like a Slaylebrity gladiator claiming victory, you’re just another NPC begging for crumbs of attention.

Let’s get one thing straight: **Weak men take women OUT. Slaylebrity Alphas bring women IN.** To their world. Their kingdom. Their *empire*. Your “fave place” should scream dominance, luxury, and unapologetic power—or don’t bother showing up.

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### THE PENTHOUSE OR NOTHING.
You think a Top Slaylebrity is taking me to some candlelit dungeon with overpriced pasta and peasants snapping Instagram pics of their salmon? **F*** NO.** My first dates happen in his penthouse. Why?

1. **Control the frame.** She walks into *your* domain. *Your* rules. *Your* vibe. You’re not competing with background noise or beta males crying into their tap water.
2. **Flex your empire.** Let her see the Bugatti keys on the counter. The marble floors. The 100-inch TV looping clips of you knocking out opponents in the ring. **This isn’t a date—it’s a demonstration.**
3. **Zero escape routes.** Coffee dates? Parks? **Weak.** In the penthouse, she’s locked into your energy. No “emergency calls.” No “friends stopping by.” Just you, her, and the undeniable truth that you’re the prize.

Still think “dinner and a movie” works? Congrats, you’re the guy she texts *“had fun!”* before ghosting you for a man with a yacht.

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### “BUT WHAT IF I DON’T HAVE A PENTHOUSE?” (YOU’RE BROKE. FIX IT.)
Oh, you’re still renting a studio apartment that smells like regret and microwave ramen? **Pathetic.** But fine—I’ll throw you a bone.

**Plan B: The Drive.**
Not just any drive. **You better own a car that costs more than her entire bloodline’s net worth.** Roll up in a matte-black Lambo, McLaren, or at least a G-Wagon with custom rims. Why?

– **Speed is power.** Floor the engine. Let her feel the roar of horsepower and the unspoken threat: *“Cross me, and you’ll never ride in this again.”*
– **No cheap talk.** The hum of a V12 engine drowns out her boring stories about her “therapy journey.”
– **Destination? NOWHERE.** You’re not driving *to* a location. The car **IS** the location. Pull over somewhere with a view of the city lights, then hit her with: *“This is my office.”*

If she doesn’t melt, eject her. **NEXT.**

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### THE “GOOD BOY” FIRST DATE GRAVEYARD (AVOID OR DIE):
– **Coffee shops:** You’re not a novelist, bro. You’re a beggar with a latte.
– **Walks in the park:** Congrats, you’re auditioning to be her emotional-support Pomeranian.
– **Netflix & Chill:** Unless you’re literally Netflix (stockholder), this is just a booty call with extra steps.
– **Group dates:** You need wingmen? **You’re the wingman.** Act like it.

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### TOP SLAYLEBRITY FIRST DATE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT:
1. **Never ask—INVITE.** You’re not a golden retriever. *“Be ready at 8. I’m sending a car.”*
2. **No splitting bills.** You’re either paying with cash or dominance. Her currency? Attention. Respect. Awe.
3. **Test her IQ.** Ask her ONE question: *“What’s your body count?”* If she hesitates, red flag. If she lies, eject. If she says *“Higher than your net worth,”* wife her.
4. **End with a ultimatum.** *“This was fun. You’ve got 24 hours to convince me there’s a Round 2.”* Then ghost unless she overdelivers.

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### WHY THIS WORKS:
Women don’t want “nice.” They want **UNSHAKABLE.** They want a man who treats the world like his playground and her like a guest in it. You think Kim K fell for a dude who took her to Starbucks? **NO.** She went where the power was—and so will every high-value woman.

Your date spot isn’t about *her*. It’s about **YOU.** It’s a live-action resume of your success. A penthouse says *“I win.”* A Lambo drive says *“I own the road.”* A yacht says *“I’ll own you next.”*

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### BOTTOM LINE:
The beta male’s first date is a *question.* The Slaylebrity alpha’s first date is a **STATEMENT.**

You’re either showcasing your empire or exposing your inadequacy. You’re either the lion or the zookeeper. **Choose.**

Now shut up, rev your engine, and go claim what’s yours.

**- The Top Slaylebrity**
*(Drops the mic. Fuels the jet. Wins.)* 💥🏆

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