*(And No, Your Pathetic Excuses Won’t Save You Now)*
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### 👑 THE BOTTOM LINE 👑
This isn’t about “skincare.” This is about **DOMINANCE.**
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Let’s get one thing straight, cupcake. You’re either **DOMINATING** life or you’re getting stomped into the dirt by people who *actually* want to win. You think success is luck? Talent? Genetics? **WRONG.** It’s about **TOOLS.** And if you’re not strapping nuclear-grade tech to your face and body every damn day, you’re already irrelevant.
