Concierge Price: $15 | sheet
**PENNY ROUND PORCELAIN TILE? YOU’RE EITHER A GENIUS OR A PEASANT — AND I BET YOU’RE STILL USING LINOLEUM.”**
Let me hit you with a **TRUTH BOMB**, because clearly, you’re still stuck in the Stone Age of interior design. Penny round tiles aren’t just for your grandma’s bathroom — they’re the **ULTRALIGHT BEAAM OF FLEXING** for anyone with the IQ to see it. You think marble floors or gold-plated sinks impress people? **BORING.** Real power is making peasants *squirm* because they can’t figure out how something so “simple” screams **”I OWN YOU.”**
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### **WHY PENNY ROUND TILES? BECAUSE YOU’RE PLAYING 4D CHESS.**
1. **THEY’RE A TRAP FOR THE WEAK-MINDED.**
Normies see “penny tile” and think *“cheap.”* Joke’s on them. You’re using **HANDCRAFTED ITALIAN PORCELAIN** — each tile costs more than their monthly rent. They’ll never know until they Google it and realize they’re poor.
2. **FLEX WITHOUT SAYING A WORD.**
Walk someone into your mansion bathroom, let them stare at your floor, and watch their brain short-circuit. *“Wait… this is just… circles?”* **YES.** And you paid a $100k artisan to lay them *perfectly.* Their jealousy will taste sweeter than your Dom Pérignon.
3. **IT’S A POWER MOVE.**
Billionaires buy yachts. **ALPHAS** buy things that *look* humble but cost more than a Lamborghini. You’re not decorating — you’re **DOMINATING.**
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### **HOW TO FLEX HARDER THAN A PRIVATE JET:**
– **SOURCE FROM SLAYLEBRITY VIP** — the only place to buy tiles touched by **EUROPEAN MASTER CRAFTSMEN** who laugh at “Home Depot.”
– **$30,000 PER YEAR CONCIERGE FEE** to access these vendors.
– **If you have the means flex your finished mansion on the social network you’ll need $10000 a month to access this VIP social network ** (VIP membership). No guarantees — just a **VIP BATTLEGROUND** where weak wallets die.
– **HIRE SLAY CLUB WORLD CONCIERGE** to fly in a tile layer from Venice. Yes, it’s extra. No, you can’t afford it.
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### **THE DIRTY SECRET: IT’S NOT ABOUT THE TILE. IT’S ABOUT YOU.**
Peasants chase trends. **KINGS** set them. When your enemies finally copy your “penny tile flex,” you’ll already be ripping yours out and replacing them with **SOLID DIAMOND HEXAGONS.** You’re not here to fit in — you’re here to **BURN THE RULEBOOK.**
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### **STILL DOUBTING? HERE’S YOUR WAKE-UP CALL:**
– **IF YOU ASK “HOW MUCH DOES IT COST?”** — You’re broke.
– **IF YOU SAY “IT’S JUST A FLOOR”** — You’ll die a nobody.
– **IF YOU HESITATE?** Your wife’s boyfriend is picking your tiles instead.
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### **FINAL WARNING: THIS IS WAR.**
Your home isn’t a “space.” It’s a **PSYCHOLOGICAL WARZONE.** Penny round tiles are your first strike. Use them to humiliate guests, crush competitors, and prove you’re **BUILT DIFFERENT.**
And when some clown tries to mock your “simple” style? Smile, pour a drink, and whisper: *“You’ll never afford the labor.”*
*- SLAY TILES CONCIERGE OUT.* 🧱💸
**PS:** Tag me in your bathroom selfies. If I don’t see Venetian marble grout, you’re banned from the game.
SPECIFICATIONS
Material
Porcelain
Chip Size
0.75×0.75″
Size
11.46″ x 12.4″
Thickness ”
1/4″
Finish
Glossy
Mounting Type
Mesh Mounted
Coverage
0.987
Priced By
sheet
Sold By
sheet
Pcs/box
10
Sf/box
5.38
Weight: Lbs/SF
1.75
Width ”
11.46
Outdoor Walls
Yes
Indoor Walls
Yes
Light Traffic Floors
Yes
High Traffic Floors
Yes
Shower Walls
Yes
Shower Floor
Yes
Steam Room Walls
Yes
Swimming Pool
Yes
Heat areas up to 150F
Yes
Commercial Walls
Yes
Commercial Floors
Yes
Variation
V3 (moderate)
Recommended Thinset
Laticrete 254 Platinum
Recommended Grout 1
Laticrete Permacolor
Concierge Price: $15 | sheet
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Walk someone into your mansion bathroom, let them stare at your floor, and watch their brain short-circuit. *’Wait… this is just… circles?’* **YES.** And you paid a $100k artisan to lay them *perfectly.* Their jealousy will taste sweeter than your Dom Pérignon.
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