**THE TRUTH ABOUT NIGERIA’S MOST EXPENSIVE SCHOOLS: ARE YOU THROWING YOUR MONEY AWAY? 💸💥 #EJECTTHEWEAK**

**Listen here, brother.** You think slapping a “prestigious” sticker on a school and charging an arm, a leg, and your firstborn makes it *elite*? 😂 **Think again.** We’re ranking Nigeria’s most expensive schools, converting their highway robbery fees to USD, and spitting facts so hard they’ll eject your wig. Let’s go.

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### **1. GREENSPRINGS SCHOOL (DAY STUDENTS)**
**Fee:** ₦3.8M/year (**$2,375**)
Owned by **Mrs. Lai Koiki**, this “luxury” creche starts at *just* $2,375. Translation: You’re buying a **Ferrari education for a bicycle brain**. 🚗💨

### **2. GRANGE SCHOOL (DAY STUDENTS)**
**Fee:** ₦4.5M/year (**$2,812**)
Chaired by **Dayo Lawuyi (MON)**, Grange slaps a “premium” price on basic BS. For $2,812, your kid learns to *pronounce “meritocracy”* while stealing lunch money. 🍎📚

### **3. LEKKI BRITISH INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL (DAY STUDENTS)**
**Fee:** ₦4.6M/year (**$2,875**)
Run by **Christian Idehen** and co., this spot sells “international standards” for $2,875. Spoiler: The only thing global is their **tax evasion tactics**. 🌍🖕

### **4. MEADOW HALL SCHOOL (DAY STUDENTS, Y7-9)**
**Fee:** ₦5.5M/year (**$3,437**)
Lagos’ Meadow Hall charges $3,437 for *basic arithmetic* and “leadership training.” Meanwhile, your kid’s solving 2+2… on a Chromebook. 💻🧮

### **5. BRITISH INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL (DAY STUDENTS)**
**Fee:** ₦6.1M/year (**$3,812**)
Prince **Adesegun ONIRU** blesses this racket with a royal seal. For $3,812, they’ll teach your child to *curtsy to failure* in a Union Jack uniform. 🇬🇧👑

### **6. ATLANTIC HALL**
**Fee:** ₦6.7M/year (**$4,187**)
Led by **Chief Marlies Allan**, Atlantic Hall’s $4K+ tab buys… drama. Your kid’s more prepared for *Nollywood than Harvard*. 🎭💸

### **7. CORONA DAY SECONDARY SCHOOL**
**Fee:** ₦8M/year (**$5,000**)
Presided by **Dr. Myma Belo-Osagie**, Corona charges $5K for “tradition.” Translation: **Your kid’s paying $5K to memorize colonial history.** 📜🛑

### **8. AMERICAN INTERNATIONAL SCHOOL OF LAGOS (LOWEST GRADES)**
**Fee:** ₦15.8M/year (**$9,859**)
Boarded by **Nada Matni Beylouny**, AISL’s $10K ticket buys *mediocrity with a U.S. accent*. 🇺🇸🎓

### **9. LYCÉE FRANÇAIS LOUIS PASTEUR (GRADES 7-10)**
**Fee:** ₦16M/year (**$10,016**)
Run by **Guillaume Niarfeix**, this French farce costs $10K. Your kid speaks fluent French but can’t fix a car. Priorities? 🇫🇷🚗

### **10. CHARTERHOUSE LAGOS (YEAR 7-8)**
**Fee:** ₦21.7M/year (**$13,562**)
Gordon Zhao’s Charterhouse and Rugby’s clone scheme charge $13K+ for **fake Ivy League vibes**. Spoiler: It’s just *Zoomer Hogwarts*. 🎩🪄

### **11. RUGBY SCHOOL (YEAR 9)**
**Fee:** ₦24.5M/year (**$15,312**)
At $15K/year, this is **financial suicide for snake oil**. They’re not teaching Einstein — they’re selling TikTok private school flexes. 📱🔚

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**FINAL VERDICT:** Nigeria’s elite schools? More like **elite scams**. 💸 You wanna build a genius? **Home-school with Google AI** and drop the cash on stocks or crypto. 📈 The system’s rigged — and only **Slaylebrity alpha rebels** win.

**Drop a 💣 if you’re suing the education matrix.**
#EJECTTHEWEAK #HUSTLERZCORNER #AIISHERE

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**P.S.** Still paying ₦20M/year for daycare? You need your brain faculties checked** find a better less pretentious way *without mortgage slavery*. 🔥

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