Concierge Price: $500
**💥 WEAK LINGS PAINT THEIR NAILS. QUEENS COMMAND THEM. 💅🔥 SQUIGGLY JET SET BABE BLUE EDITION PRESS-ONS – THE ONLY NAILS THAT CRUSH SALONS AND STEAL SOULS 🚨**
**You think you’re a “boss babe” with your chipped gel manicure?** **Pathetic.** While you’re wasting hours in some sticky salon chair, **REAL WOMEN** are slapping on nails sharper than their enemies’ tears and moving faster than your crypto portfolio crashes. **Let me school you, peasant.**
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### **💎 THESE AREN’T NAILS. THEY’RE WEAPONS. SQUIGGLY JET SET BABE BLUE EDITION – FOR WOMEN WHO OWN AIRPORTS, NOT TSA LINES. ✈️**
Let’s cut the cutesy *“self-care”* crap. These press-ons? **They’re a declaration of war.** You want specs? **FINE.** Let’s flex:
– **BLUE EDITION WANDERLUST SHARDS**: Looks like you dunked your hands in Elon’s bank vault. **Peasants will go blind.**
– **MILITARY-GRADE ADHESIVE**: These claws stay on through yacht parties, boxing matches, and your 5th espresso martini.
– **JET-SET DESIGN**: The “squiggly” isn’t a pattern—it’s the sound of your haters’ voices **fading into oblivion** as you walk by.
– **30-SECOND APPLY, ZERO WEAKNESS**: No dry time. No smudges. Just **instant domination.**
– **$500 A SET**: Because if your nails don’t cost more than your rent, **you’re the rental.**
**Salons?** For broke girls who still text their exes. **Gel polish?** Cute for middle managers. These press-ons are for **FEMALE TITANS** who run empires between flights to Monaco.
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### **💰 “BUT $500 FOR NAILS?!” 🤡 SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE CAN’T AFFORD TO GLOW UP.**
Oh, you’re *“shocked”*? Let me violinist smaller. **$500 is the price of admission to the LEGION OF LEGENDS.** You know what’s expensive? **BEING BASIC.** These nails? They’re **a flex so loud**, your Insta DMs will flood with simps, CEOs, and exes begging for a crumb of your aura.
You’re not paying for plastic. You’re paying for **the right to shred mediocrity with your fingertips.** While Karens cry over chip-free gel, you’re out here **breaking necks and bank accounts** with nails that scream: *“I’ll end your career before my latte cools.”*
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### **🚫 “WHY NOT JUST GET A MANICURE?” BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A PEASANT WITH TIME TO WASTE.**
**Real queens don’t *wait*.** They conquer. You think Rihanna sits in a salon? **NO.** She’s too busy *being Rihanna*. These press-ons are for women who **OWN THEIR MINUTES.** Apply them while your private jet fuels up, and by the time you land, you’re **trending, unbothered, and richer.**
Salons are for women who take L’s. **Squiggly Jet Set Babes** take **W’s, stock options, and souls.**
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### **👑 WHO WEARS THESE? CEOS. WAG WIVES. WOMEN WHO FIRED THEIR THERAPISTS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE VILLAIN NOW.**
Let’s be clear: These aren’t for TikTok teens doing GRWMs in their mom’s basement. These are for **BABES** who:
– **Close deals in one Zoom call.**
– **Turn prenups into performance art.**
– **Wear stilettos to the gym just to intimidate.**
If your idea of “risk” is ordering medium-spicy sushi, **GET OUT.** These nails are for women who **BREAK SYSTEMS** and **REBUILD THEM IN AQUAMARINE.**
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### **🔥 HOW TO BUY THEM? PROVE YOU’RE NOT A NPC.**
Squiggly doesn’t sell to *anyone*. You’ll need:
– **A credit limit higher than your IQ.**
– **A passport with stamps from countries that hate you.**
– **The confidence of a woman who’s blocked a billionaire.**
**ONE BATCH DROPS.** One. Because God said, *“Let there be light,”* and Squiggly said, *“Let there be BLOOD BLUE.”*
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### **🚨 FINAL WARNING: THESE NAILS WILL END YOU.**
Unless your net worth is a **verb**, your exes are in **therapy**, and your aura literally **melts lipstick**… **DON’T CLICK “ADD TO CART.”**
But if you’re ready to **MAKE THE WORLD YOUR MANICURIST**—to crush glass ceilings and men’s egos with the same hand—**comment your credit score and a blood sample.** Let’s play.
Just know: **Weak nails chip. LEGENDS CLICK.**
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**💅 STOP POLISHING. START TAKING.
#BabeBoss #NailsOfWar #FlexOrDie**
*P.S. If you screenshot these and tag me with “✨inspo✨,” I’ll know you’re poor. Stay mad.* 💋
DEETS
Press On Nails by Slay Beauty gives you a perfect professional grade non-damaging manicure in seconds.
Use nail glue to wear weeks straight or apply adhesive tabs for a few days show off — you decide. The best part of using adhesive tabs is that you can reuse your fake nails again and again. Can you do so with salon nails?
This set is made to order
Preparation time may vary depending on the load.
All Slay Beauty nails are hand painted.
What’s inside your slay beauty nail box
— 10 nails of your size / 20 nails of all sizes
— 12 adhesive tabs
— Mini nail file
— Buffer
— Orangewood stick
— Alcohol Pad
— Storage gift box
Delivery time guide
US and Europe: 10 business days
Rest of the world : 10-30 business days
CONCIERGE PRICE: $300
Includes complimentary worldwide shipping
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BUT $500 FOR NAILS?!” SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE CAN’T AFFORD TO GLOW UP. You know what’s expensive? **BEING BASIC.** These nails? They’re **a flex so loud**, your Insta DMs will flood with simps, CEOs, and exes begging for a crumb of your aura. PS it’s not for just anyone you’ll need The confidence of a woman who’s blocked a billionaire.**
