**SOMETIMES I HANG OUT WITH MUM– THE ULTIMATE FLEX BETAS CAN’T HANDLE (YOUR SOFTNESS IS SHOWING)**

Listen here, cupcake. You’re scrolling through life, choking on your avocado toast, thinking “family time” is for losers. Meanwhile, I’m out here—Top Slaylebrity , Bugatti owner, empire builder—sipping tea with the woman who birthed a **PRINCESS**. You think hanging with mum makes me weak? Wrong. It makes me **UNBREAKABLE**. Here’s why your beta brain can’t comprehend it.

### 1. REAL SLAYLEBRITY ALPHAS RESPECT THEIR QUEEN
You think “alpha” means abandoning the woman who raised you? **Pathetic.** Weak People run from responsibility. Kings and Queens *honor* it. My mum didn’t raise a simp—she raised a **GLADIATOR**. Every lesson she taught me? Fuel for the empire. Every sacrifice she made? Ammo to crush my enemies.

While you’re ghosting your mum’s calls to play Fortnite, I’m building her a mansion. Because real Slaylebrity men and women don’t *escape* their roots—they **ELEVATE** them.

### 2. WEAK MEN ABANDON. KINGS and QUEENS PROTECT.
Your mum still texts you “pls call me.” Mine gets a Rolex on Mother’s Day. Why? Because I’m not a **COWARD** hiding from love. I’m a Slaylebrity warrior who protects what’s mine. You think loyalty is a weakness? No. Loyalty is POWER.

You know what’s *actually* weak? Letting the woman who wiped your ***s cry alone while you chase TikTok thots. Disgusting.

### 3. HOW I FLEX ON BETAS BY LOVING MY MUM
Beta move: Buying a friend drinks to impress her.
Alpha move: Buying my mum a **Mercedes G-Wagon** to remind her she raised a goddess.

You think my Bugattis and private jets are flexes? The *real* flex is watching my mum live like royalty because **I** made it happen. You’re out here struggling to pay rent, while I’m redesigning her garden with a team of Italian landscapers. Stay mad.

### 4. YOUR EXCUSES ARE PATHETIC. MY MUM’S LAUGHTER IS LOUDER.
“I’m too busy.” “She’s annoying.” “I’ll call her later.” Pathetic. You’re not busy—you’re **LOSING**. You think Elon Musk cancels on his mum? No. He builds her a spaceship.

I don’t “find time” for family. I **MAKE TIME**, because winners control their destiny. You’re not a CEO. You’re a NPC with a Wi-Fi connection.

### 5. FAMILY ISN’T A DISTRACTION—IT’S A WEAPON
You think love makes you soft? Wrong. My mum’s pride is my **ARMOR**. Every time I win, she wins. Every time I conquer, she conquers. You’re out here with no purpose, no legacy, no respect. I’m building a dynasty that’ll outlive me.

Your bloodline ends with you. Mine? We’ll own continents.

### FINAL WARNING: UPGRADE YOUR BLOODLINE OR DIE IRRELEVANT
Hanging with mum isn’t “cute.” It’s **STRATEGY**. It’s the ultimate power move in a world full of fatherless energy. You want to be a king, a Queen? Start acting like one.

Buy her flowers. Build her a pool. Or keep crying into your Xbox. The choice is yours.

Join my billionaire university. Learn how to turn loyalty into legacy. Or stay an orphan of ambition.

**-Victoria Ashford**
*P.S. Your mum’s disappointed in you. Mine’s planning her next vacation. 🏎️💸*

*(P.P.S. If you think this is “sentimental,” you’re the reason your dad left.)*

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You think my Bugattis and private jets are flexes? The *real* flex is watching my mum live like royalty because **I** made it happen. You’re out here struggling to pay rent, while I’m redesigning her garden with a team of Italian landscapers. Stay mad.

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